Date: 23rd December 2011
Line: London Overground
Submitted By: DAB
No, he’s not confused, the smell of brussel sprouts, leftover turkey and granddad’s flatulence has permeated the carriage, which explains the look on his face. The solution? Smother him in custard and chow him all down like a tasty christmas pud. No, don’t get an extra spoon, he’s all mine!