Date: 1st June 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Becky
Like a spotty no-hoper in a particularly terrible episode of Glee, this guy makes me want to break into song and serenade him with the sweet lyrics of Mariah Carey while wearing an ill fitting pair of denim hot pants. Yeah, I’m that person on the tube that you try not to make eye contact with. However, I am still looking for my Nick Cannon, so Mr Dreamlover, gimme a call. *hikes up hot pants*
Date: 22nd May 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: Vince
We’re not sure if this is the exact kind of hoodie-clad reprobate that David Cameron had in mind when he told us to ‘hug a hoodie’, but we will more than happily oblige. Might have a cheeky squeeze while we’re there too.
Date: 17th May 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted by: Mr J
After a taxing day in the office, filling in all those forms and checking, chatting to the ladies on reception and updating his Facebook this was just what he needed. This guy ticks all the boxes; cute face, well dressed and fit!
Date: 12th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Darren
Not to stereotype, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this blonde bombshell was also a sexy Swede. We imagine he can rustle up some pretty tasty meatballs.
Date: 7th April 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: @CMacD82
We like a boy that’s up on fashion, we like it even more when they’re as cute as this. We might try to woo him with our beautiful singing voice…now what to sing. I know: #Come on Snood Boi can you give it up…..
Date: 6th April 2011
Line: Northern Line
Well, I don’t know about you but I’ve suddenly forgotten how to get around London and am in desperate need of a tour guide. Oh, well looky what we have here…
Date: 10th April 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted by: Foxy
One of the curious things about London is that no-one ever takes hot weather for granted. And you know what that means: shorts! This guy doesn’t have a care in the world as he bares his legs on a sweaty day in London. Good grief, I think I need a sit down.
Date: 03/04/2011
Line: Central Line
Outside a Wifebeaters Anonymous meeting have you ever seen two such well toned sets of upper arm muscle. If only we could arrange an arm-wrestling contest with this TubeCrush favourite.
Date: 03/04/2011
Line: Piccadilly Line
This hottie was taking advantage of new London Underground rules. We must all now give way to pregnant women, the elderly and stupidly fit men. Jesus.
Date: 1st April 2011
Line: Picadilly Line
Come on now everybody, to the tune of Chris de Burgh’s classic #There’s a wet dream in reeeeeeeeeeeeed/sat opposite me….
Date: 02/04/11
Line: Circle Line
Thank you Gemma for sending us this pic, he’s deep in thought, his face poised, perfectly floppy hair in place and he’s ready to be launched into stardom via TubeCrush. Like him? We think he’s dreamy!
Date: 31/3/11
Line: Hammersmith and City
This guy spent his entire journey reading his yellow pages. Could have been work, could have been play who knows… Perhaps J R Hartley?
Date: 23/03/11
Line: Central Line
Well look at this handsome chap, blissfully unaware that he has been Tube Crushed. We would like to think that he is day dreaming about one day being featured on the site. I guess dreams can come true!
Date: 29/03/2011
Line: Victoria Line
We’re proud to offer you a two-for-one special on our latest TubeCrush: you asked for a cute twenty-something, but you also get a beard to go with that too! Something for everyone here.
Date: 25/03/2011
Line: Central Line
Continuing today’s theme of suit-based treats, we present this (possibly Scandivanian) suited wonder. We hope he has brightened your Monday as much as he did ours.
Date: 25/03/2011
Line: Northern Line
In the words of De La Soul, 3 really is the magic number in this instance. If only there had two more like this on the train, our journey might have been slightly better.
Date: 25/03/2011
Line: Northern Line
If his T-shirt is anything to go by, we should all be thanking our Kiwi friends for bringing us this brooding wonder. Ever since we took this photo, we haven’t been able to stop thinking about what he’d look like doing the Haka.
Date: 24/03/2011
Line: Northern Line
Thanks to our serial submitter SF, we’re been treated to this handsome stud whose glorious dark locks remind us of a certain French footballer from this classic 90s shampoo ad. I wonder if his ball skills are as good as Mr Ginola’s?*
*The TubeCrush Team would like to apologise for the quality of that terrible pun. However, it’s late on a Friday and we’re slightly drunk. Sorry.
Date: 28th February 2011
Line: Northern
We’ll start:
Snog: McDreamy on the left.
Marry: See above
Avoid: Do you need to ask?
Date: 18th March 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
In my head we lie together in the shade of an oak tree, on a hot summers day. He recites the most romantic poetry into my ears… THE NEXT STOP IS GREEN PARK!!