Submitted by: Frank
When it’s the first of the year and you have promised yourself to not have impure thoughts and then this happens…
Date: 31st July 2014
Line: Circle Line
Submitted by: McStuffins
When women leave the house they say to themselves Purse, Phone, Keys. When boys leave the house it’s Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch. And then when this guy leaves the house he’s like I only need my cute ass and my watch to tell the time!