Date: 27th July 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
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Date: 21st July 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted by: Crushed2011
OMG!!! This guy has it all, but all we can think about is his arms. How much work has gone in to looking this good? More than we can ever do.
Date: 27th June 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Nick
I think this train may have just gone through Stubble Street Station and picked up a serious hottie. In fact, this guy was so amazing that our submitter took two photos for our delectation. You can thank him later.
Date: 15th June 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Wheatcrunchie
Sometimes, we see guys on the tube that are so frickin’ hot that we’re tempted to call in the Sexy Police and have them arrested. Here we see a clear example of a criminally hot man, whose luscious blonde locks should have him incarcerated. What time are visiting hours exactly?
Date: 16th June 2011
Line: Hammersmith & City Line
Submitted By: Matt
Apparently Apple are trying to break into the fitness industry with their own range of personal trainers. Meet the iStud: bigger guns, bigger pecks, and more hunkiness than you can shake a very big stick at. Also costs a bomb and means you can’t use any other personal trainer. Ever.
Date: 3rd June 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Miss Blues
‘Life, liberty and the pursuit of hotties’ is clearly the mantra Miss Blues lives by as she has stumbled upon an American Dream on the Circle Line. I do hope Miss Blues asked if she could pledge allegiance to his flag(pole).
Date: 2nd June 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted by: Molly
This guys white shirt is so white not only does it give off a blur to the camera but it would probably make Danny Baker and Shane Ritchie jealous. Come to think of it he probably also uses it on his teeth too! Lightened Mollys day anyway!
Date: 27th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
A hot man can be like a fine wine, and we prefer our wines full bodied with a hint of frutiness. If this man was a wine, he would be a vintage Burgundy; remarkably palatable and tasty yet refined and classy.
Date: 25th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
Not sure why this handsome chap looks so glum, because we look like Jon Bernthal (you know, the really dreamy one from The Walking Dead). Some people are so hard to please sometimes.
Date: 28th May 2011
Line: Circle
Submitted by:@Laura_pye
Damn, just when we thought paper books had been replaced by thin plastic e-books along comes this hunk. He could be almost classed as the ‘Mary Poppins’ of commuters as he most certainly is ‘Practically Perfect in Every Way’ . Forget a spoon full of sugar i’ll have a handful please!
Date: 18th May 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted by: Alexandra
We love a guy that can hold on tight. This city boy has the perfect stance on the train, there is no way he will fall in to us if the train suddenly stops. Oh well, we just have to accidentally fall on to him.
Date: 12th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Darren
Not to stereotype, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this blonde bombshell was also a sexy Swede. We imagine he can rustle up some pretty tasty meatballs.
Date: 27th April 2011
Line: Circle Line
The stranglers provided us with a controversial song in the eighties, now TubeCrush provides you with a little taste of the brown stuff by the way of this stylish, co-ordinated gent on the Circle line. If only he had been travelling on the Bakerloo line he would have co ordinated with the handrails as well and provided us with no end of puns for his description. Thanks to yesness for your submission.
Date: 27th March 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted by: Snooks
What’s not to like with this guy? Either he didn’t pay attention in scouts when the other boys where learning to tie those knots! or more likely he probably had a long day in the office, finished late and loosened his tie for a more comfortable journey home. Shame it was just the tie but…..we can dream.
Date: 13th April 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: @thirtydegree
Thanks to our contributor on this one, for finding the Danny Zukko of the Central Line. Is April too early for a little touch of summer lovin’? Well either way, I’m happy to change my name to Sandy and wear a slutty outfit for this guy!
Date: 02/04/11
Line: Circle Line
Thank you Gemma for sending us this pic, he’s deep in thought, his face poised, perfectly floppy hair in place and he’s ready to be launched into stardom via TubeCrush. Like him? We think he’s dreamy!