Tattoos


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Nov 17

No Carbs Before Marbs

Date: 10th November 2017

Line: Central

Submitted by: AH

Hey sexy workout man – protein powder is working well for you! When there are no other places to lay your head after a long hard workout you have to use your bicep as a pillow. Now that’s some kind of pillow talk we wouldn’t mind having with this hottie.

Cute but not my type (0 rating, 180 votes)
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Nov 17

Cross Fitty

Date: 7th July 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Benjamin P

This guy, fresh from crossfit it seems, is so beautiful BP couldn’t stop looking at him whilst he gazed closely into his phone. It was only when Ben saw what he was ‘watching’ in the reflection of the tube window that he realised he may have a chance with this guy if they were to cross(fit) paths again.

Cute but not my type (+27 rating, 225 votes)
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Aug 17

Why is the Central line so hot?

Date: June 2017

Line: Central

Submitted by: CoCombs

Wowzers – lock up your daughters (and gay sons) this sex bomb is hotting up the central line.

Cute but not my type (+130 rating, 382 votes)
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Jul 17

Arms n Tats 

Date: 6th July 2017

Line: Overground

Submitted by: GJ

Wow what a handsome man cub – is it his arm muscle that’s exceptionally large or his pocket is exceptionally small? We can’t tell. 

Cute but not my type (+141 rating, 233 votes)
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Jun 17

Modest Lunchbox 

Date: 14th June 2017

Line: Central

Submitted by: A 

Standing centre stage this handsome muscle man is not as modest as his tshirt may suggest. Packing a nice lunchbox for the ride we could t think of anything nicer to eat than him!

Cute but not my type (-28 rating, 190 votes)
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Jul 16

Shiver Me Timbers


Date: 25th July 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Richard

This sexy guy is leaving nothing to the imagination – why is it our eyes are drawn to what lurks beneath his JD Sports bag? ?

Cute but not my type (+29 rating, 169 votes)
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Jul 16

Suit by his side

Date: 24th June 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Ollie

Early morning gym run by chance? It must be given this sexy guy has a suit carrier by his side. Forget the gym matey just pop over to our house for a workout! 

Cute but not my type (+123 rating, 223 votes)
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Jun 16

Tats and Shades


Date: 5th June 2016

Line: Circle

Submitted by: @theonlyjamie

Well summer certainly does have its benefits in London! This hottie in shorts sporting an all over tan is looking mighty fine! 

Cute but not my type (+75 rating, 157 votes)
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Nov 15

Very White Trainers

 

Date: 2nd September 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: E14 
Ohhh New Shoes? This guy looks pretty hot in a raw kinda way. Tattoos and skinhead and a gym bag between his legs make him a hot bit of train totty.

Cute but not my type (-60 rating, 128 votes)
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Jul 15

Starry Eyed Surprise

 
Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

We’re not really into horoscopes but if his Jupiter was in our Uranus there would be good times had by all. 

Cute but not my type (+96 rating, 167 votes)
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May 15

I want some

  

Date: 11th May 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Scubafreakz

This tatted, tanned Tottie was clearly trying to camouflage his belongings on his journey – there’s no fooling us sexy chops we can see you have a big package.

Cute but not my type (-199 rating, 350 votes)
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Dec 14

Pink Tatted Tuber

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Date: 9th December 2014

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Bluesyyle

You know what they say about boys in pink making the girls wink? No? neither do we but this hottie with his tats out and his big arms makes us wink, groan and quiver.

Cute but not my type (-81 rating, 239 votes)
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Sep 14

Steve’s Sleeve

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Date:7th September 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: @strutcakes

There once was a boy named Steve, he was adorned with a sexy tat sleeve.
He sat on the tube, looking hot like a dude, while those that looked on whispered “Jeez”.

Cute but not my type (+249 rating, 359 votes)
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Jul 14

Oh him, he’s ‘armless

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Date: 28th July 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Marianna

Well as it happens he’s not, he’s got a couple of tickets to the gun show. They are front row tickets with VIP access for all Oyster card holders…. Please form an orderly queue!

Cute but not my type (+372 rating, 498 votes)
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Jul 14

Green Thongs

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Date: 26th June 2014

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Padge

With his big arms, Adidas T-Shirt and huge sports bag we think that this chap is probably on his way to the gym. A few words of advice sweet cheeks…. Don’t wear your flip flops on the treadmill #accidentwaitingtohappen

Cute but not my type (+139 rating, 292 votes)
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Jun 14

Holy and Double Sleeved

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Date: 19th June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Barrowboy

Is there anything hotter than a guy kicking back in his comfiest jeans? Yes a sexy guy with hot tattoos, kicking back in his comfiest jeans!!

Cute but not my type (+59 rating, 257 votes)
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Jun 14

Flash Gordon…

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Date: 14th June 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: graceisace

As if the classy lady with the specs to his left isn’t intrigued enough by him, the beauty in this picture also seems to have noticed his picture being taken. Ready to flash his teeth while she is ready to flash her camera – what else would you like to see him flash?

Cute but not my type (+89 rating, 220 votes)
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Jun 14

Hmmm Tats Nice

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Date: 13th June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: barrowboy77

A penny for your thoughts kind sir… We think he is planning a use for his illuminous bag – maybe he takes it with him to work incase there is a powercut? Who knows? Who cares? He’s super cute so can carry on…

Cute but not my type (-20 rating, 199 votes)
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Jun 14

Mike Nike Like

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Date: 9th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: southg8lad

What is it about the weather bringing out all these leg spreaders? Not that we are disapproving or anything. This cutie looks a little deer in the headlights – if only he knew he was on Tubecrush for his sins!

Cute but not my type (+19 rating, 295 votes)
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Jun 14

Cheeky Mankey

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Date: 3rd June 2014

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Cheeky Munkey

Tats the way to do it! Snap a hottie on the DLR and then send him to Tubecrush to share with the world. We love this guys cute face and think he could be a cheeky so and so, so with that in mind he’s our cheeky Mankey!

Cute but not my type (+74 rating, 235 votes)
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