May 14

The football twins


Date: 13th May 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: JReid

Are you searching for the man in the mirror? Well these chaps aren’t any longer they have found their doubles! What better on this sunny day to celebrate these two sporty hot ones!

Nov 13

Shin Paddy

shin pads


Date: 6th November
Line: Hammersmith and City
Submitted by: @scotscotscot
We are not sure if he has his own name sewn into his footy socks but for the purposes of a witty title we are calling this chap Patrick. He looks quite into his book on his journey about town – we wonder if he has played yet – is he psyching himself up with a motivational book or consoling a lose by reading something uplifting? We will never know!

Jun 13

Through the loophole


Date: 20th June 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Ukguy

This is a place Lloyd Grossman might not be interested in going through (Keyhole Reference) but we wouldn’t mind taking a closer look. We are wondering what the wording on the back of that newspaper says £141 Willi? I’ll buy two!

Aug 12

It’s A Little Bit Of Blue

Date: 15th August

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Yas

We are suddenly more interested in football or at least footballers. Who could blame us? How could you not love his perfect toned legs and arms? We can only dream of what he would look like with his top off.

Apr 12

Cheeky Footy

Date: 5th April 2012

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Barrowboy

Clearly his mother never told him it was rude to poke your tongue out in public! All we can think to do to teach him would be to give him a smack on the bum!

Feb 12

Fashionable and sporty

Date: 27th February 2012

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Motown

We love this guys look, after a hard game of football with the lads he still makes sure he has his man bag, just to add a bit of style. Could Fashionable and sporty be the perfect combination?

Jan 12

Lord of the Thighs

Date: 24th January 2012

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Courtesy 2 You OK

Yikes! We’re not sure whose thighs we prefer, this handsome footballer’s or a certain Mr Motivation who rocked our world last week. Which one would you crown Lord of the Thighs? But they have given us a great idea – a Tube based fitness video, with emphasis on thigh squats (as long as that funny lot from peopleonthetube.tumblr.com stay seated throughout).

Dec 11

Sponsored By Adi-Damn-he-fine!

Date: 16th December 2011

Line: Metropolitan Line

Submitted By: Rachel

Like David Beckham before him, this guy has obviously been spotted by Adidas’ sexiness scouts, and we’re not surprised. This guy is so delicious that he makes us talk a bit like Kelly Rowland. Apologies to anyone else on the Metropolitan Line that day who witnessed us shouting ‘I just love me some you’ over and over. Not at all embarrassing.

Sep 11

Ho, Ho, Ho – Green Giant

Date: 28th September 2011

Line: Waterloo and City

Submitted by: Stacey

We are all familiar that eating our five a day will make us big and strong. Strong enough to play team sports, go the the gym and lift weights. So when Stacey saw this guy she came over a-fluster with excercise ideas and rules for eating. The infamous Green Giant advert promotes the rule ‘you are what you eat’ so Stacey quite liked the idea of being a footballer.

Sep 11

He shoots! He scores! He looks up!

Date: 26th September 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Coxy

This is what you need on the tube, some hot guy on his way to football training. We just need him to look up. This picture is for all the people that like to see a bit of knee, we can see those socks are covering some very nice leg as well. It’s nice to see people in football kit that actually look like they play. More of these pictures please

Sep 11

Soccer PM

Date: 14th September 2011

Line: Bakerloo

This guy was spotted mid journey, either A) On his way back from a fancy dress party dressed as an A-List footballer or (more likely) B) On his way back from playing a game of football. Whats that between his legs? No not that, we mean his leather jacket/bag!! Who doesnt like a field sports man..those thighs = sighs.

May 11

Prime Beef

Football Training

Date: 9th May 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted By: Binky (we hope this is your real name)

Well Binky managed to make it out of Chelsea and on to the tube to find this prime cut of footballing beef. We would say he is the Chateaubriand of Tube Crushes, and would suggest that he is probably best served medium rare, with just a little pink on the inside.

Mar 11

Just call us Chardonnay…

Just Call Us Chardonnay

Date: 20th March 2011

Line: Metropolitan Line

…as this is the kind of guy that makes us all want to be a footballer’s wife.

Feb 11

The Hairy-legged Wonder

The Hairy-Legged Wonder

Northern Line – Southbound, Off-peak

Date: 18th February 2011

Crush Feature: Hairy legs