Date: Unknown
Line: Victoria Line
Yes it’s ‘Chicken’ Stew of Big Brother 5 fame. We’re sure he’ll be delighted to be back in the big time now he’s been featured on TubeCrush.net. Who said travelling on the tube wasn’t glamorous?
Monthly Archives: March 2011
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Mar 11
Burning Desire
Date: 22 March 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Our contributor came over all a-fluster when he saw this hottie. Hopefully he didn’t spot that we were reading the racier sequel to his book – ‘Loins Burning’.
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Mar 11
Lean Back, Lean Back, Lean Back
Date: 22/03/2011
Line: Northern Line – Northbound
Now if you have heard the song by fat joe and terror squad then you’ll know what we are talking about here. Those small seats by the doors are perfect to do the Rock Away or just Lean Back, Lean Back………….
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Mar 11
Rugger Bugger
Date: Unknown
Line: Northern Line
He must play rugby right? Look at those shoulders! Look at those THIGHS! If anyone needs a nut cracked, look no further.
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Mar 11
Young and in Love
Date: 18th March 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
In my head we lie together in the shade of an oak tree, on a hot summers day. He recites the most romantic poetry into my ears… THE NEXT STOP IS GREEN PARK!!
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Mar 11
Gola Boy
Date: 20th March 2011
Line: Northern Line
Despite the fact that he looks like he’s straining to head an imaginary football, we think this guy is cute as a button. In fact, if this blog had existed during the Wayne’s World phenomenon of the early 90s, we may just have called this post ‘Schh-wing’. Not that we would ever be so crass.
PS – No, Gola aren’t paying us for this one.
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Mar 11
Just call us Chardonnay…
Date: 20th March 2011
Line: Metropolitan Line
…as this is the kind of guy that makes us all want to be a footballer’s wife.
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Mar 11
Legs Wide Shut
Date: 1st March 2011
Line: Northern Line
There’s something cock sure about this one. He probably strutted off the train with an air of roguish charm. Also, any man that’s unable keep his legs shut earns points.
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Mar 11
Bookworm
Date: Unknown
Line: Oveground
Crush Feature: He’s just so handsome!
This one’s a real cutie pie that any avid tube-crushee wouldn’t mind taking home to Mum. He’s probably reading some book on humanitarianism, on his way to a G8 meeting where he hopes to solve the third-world debt crisis. *Swoon*
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Mar 11
Standing to Attention
Date: 17/03/2011
Line: Northern Line
Crush Feature: We do like a man in uniform. Sadly we can’t see too much more from this photo, we can just imagine the chiselled torso beneath the military get-up. However, thank you to our submitter for this one – we like uniforms! Now if you could find someone that looks like this, it would be most appreciated!
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Mar 11
Who let the bears out?
Date: 9th March 2011
Line: Northern Line, northbound, 6pm
Crush Feature: Those arms. We’ve never quite seen arms so big or toned. He must have been on his way to XXL.
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Mar 11
Aren’t you pretty?
Date: 16th March 2011
Line: Jubilee Line, northbound, 9am
Crush Feature: Just a bit cute.
14
Mar 11
Waxwork or Hairspray Work?
Someone told him if he held his chin he would make it on to tubecrush.net – guess what – it worked!
14
Mar 11
Hold On Tight
Im a little teapot short and stout – here’s my handle – here’s my spout…Oohh Err!
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Mar 11
The Oasis of the Waterloo and City Line
Date: 11th March 2011
Line: Waterloo & City Line
Looks like this guy didnt get that i-stubble for Christmas – you never know mate your girlfriend might buy you one for your birthday.
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Mar 11
Gilet deep in thought
Perhaps he was wondering whether he would be a little cooler if he wasnt wearing his retro Gillet. Well the user who submitted this one thought he was cool enough to send it in to us….
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Mar 11
More to the point…
Date: 2nd March 2011
Line: Victoria Line, southbound, 6pm
Crush Feature: The classic tall, dark and handsome plus the added bonus of a well fitted suit!
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Mar 11
Missed the point?
Date: 15th December 2010
Line: Overground
Thanks for your submission Jimbob. Probably the first and last man to feature on TubeCrush.net sporting such a fetching scarf.
10
Mar 11
Speechless
Date: 9th March 2011
Line: District Line, westbound, 3pm
Crush Feature: Everything
We’re a bit lost for words with this one. Maybe not everyone’s cup of tea, but he certainly has tickled our fancy. We might even go so far as to say this is our first ‘perfect 10’. Now if someone could just get me his number…
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Mar 11
Surprise!
Date: 3rd March 2011
Line: Bakerloo Line, Northbound, 2pm (approx)
Crush feature: Despite the surprised look on his face (which we think was probably caused by our slightly inane contributor’s inability to turn his flash off), we suspect he is hiding a finely sculptured torso underneath that hoodie. If anyone wants to track him down to submit proof of this, please send it this way!