Date: 22nd July 2014
Line: Commuter Train
Submitted by: Lady Mills
This sexy guy should give up his day job and get a job at the Tower of London. He clearly already has experience protecting the Crown Jewels!
Date: 2nd July 2014
Submitted by: Northern Monkey
We all know that famous Tom Jones (and Joe Cockersong right? well this guy decided to ‘take his hat off’ – he’s almost doing the full monty anyway with those short shorts!!
Date: 5th June 2014
Submitted by: Jonny The Boy Hero
This hottie is making his very own yoga position – not quite the chair pose (utkatasana) not quite (but nearly) the seated heart opener. His cute face, hot legs and sporty look are all combined to make this position “the forward thrust” and that is all!
Date: 20th April 2014
Submitted by: dHarm
This handsome guy is all about the legs – those thighs could not only crush nuts but also grind peanut butter. His wondering mind is thinking of starting a one man production line for ‘Sunpat’. If you are nuts about his nuts then vote his post up!
Date: 10th July 2013
Submitted by: ChefChristoph1
Although this sexpot already has a tick on his shirt we think he deserves a little more than that so want to upgrade his score to A+. As a reward for his efforts he shall win a pearl necklace to match the earring worn by the classy lady in front of him.
Date: 1st April 2013
Submitted by: Rosie
A strategic placement of this guys tropicana bottle meant we got all hot under the collar imagining it was something else. “But what”? we hear you cry. Long, thick, 1 of your 5 a day and full of vitamins it could be none other than….we’re innocent (smoothie) promise!!
Date: 10th September 2012
Submitted By: JP
Line: District Line
We don’t know whether his pout is for the girls or the boys, but he is so bloody lovely, we’d like to sing a really mediocre but horribly infectious pop song about him. If the pout can reduce us to singing Scouting for Girls, just imagine what we’d do if he took his top off…probably do rhythmic dance to Ed Sheeran *shudders*
Date: 24th October 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Aaron
At TubeCrush HQ, we’re always very fond of the Rugby types, despite their funny shaped balls. And this dashing dude is quite obviously a formidable flanker who puts the scrum in scrummy. We wouldn’t mind a spot of touch Rugby with him if it was on offer.
Date: 18th October 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: Verity
Well this is handy. Just when Verity was looking for someone big and clever, this massive piece of raw sexy woofness got on the tube. It hasn’t yet been confirmed whether she asked for a cheeky squeeze of his biceps, but we sure hope she did.
Date: 14th September 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Coxy
Following on from last week’s maths lesson, it’s time for a little PE. And luckily we’ve found our perfect games teacher whose gonna shout in your face and tell you to give him 20 (push ups that is). So get your tightest little shorts on and get ready to get physical.
Next Lesson: English where Book Worm Beauty will be discussing the intricacies of DH Lawrence’s back catalogue. Hopefully in speedos.
Date: 2nd August 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Bonnie Tyler Hoaxer
Looks like the Beefcake Book Club might have a new member, though we’re not sure Twilight is on the reading list. Might we recommend something more high brow? Lady Chatterley’s Lover perhaps?