Dec 14

Santas Big Helper


Date: 19th December 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Nick

Lifting sacks much? His Arms – need we say any more?

Cute but not my type (+238 rating, 423 votes)

Dec 14

The Muscle Reader


Date: 25th November 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: LiaMJ24

Are you the type of girl that struggles with finishing a paper on the tube? Let us introduce ‘Muscle Reader’ on hand to look sexy and whiz you through them pages before you get off!!!

Cute but not my type (+194 rating, 395 votes)

Nov 14

Rugged Rugby Reader


Date: Today

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Haidee

Here at Tubecrush we love a hot rugby guy. But what makes a hot muscly rugby guy even hotter? A hot rugby guy that reads and has huge arms to sweep you up with!

Cute but not my type (+353 rating, 518 votes)

Sep 14

Thors BIG Brother


Date: Today

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Gingabeans

It’s hard not to Marvel over this sexy guy, he doesn’t need a hammer his thighs could crush a baddie in one fell swoop.

Cute but not my type (+30 rating, 274 votes)

Jul 14

Cup It Queeny


Date: 22nd July 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Lady Mills

This sexy guy should give up his day job and get a job at the Tower of London. He clearly already has experience protecting the Crown Jewels!

Cute but not my type (+241 rating, 377 votes)

Jul 14

Clean Rugby Guy


Date: 4th July 2014

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Loulou

It’s a good job that this mans washing machine is in full working order and his shirts are so sparkling Daz white! By the look of his handsome body we bet he’s a rugby player and saves all his dirtiness for the weekends!!

Cute but not my type (-94 rating, 313 votes)

Jul 14

Join the thigh high club


Date: 2nd July 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: Northern Monkey

We all know that famous Tom Jones (and Joe Cockersong right? well this guy decided to ‘take his hat off’ – he’s almost doing the full monty anyway with those short shorts!!

Cute but not my type (+70 rating, 268 votes)

Jun 14

Underground Yoga


Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jonny The Boy Hero

This hottie is making his very own yoga position – not quite the chair pose (utkatasana) not quite (but nearly) the seated heart opener. His cute face, hot legs and sporty look are all combined to make this position “the forward thrust” and that is all!

Cute but not my type (+403 rating, 584 votes)

May 14

Baker Phew Boy


Date: 11th May 2014

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Jenny

Spotted on the Bakerloo line this red headed rugby built guy looks very very hot. With his gaze transfixed on the floor he had better be sure he watches where he is going – he might just fall onto your lap at the next stop!

Cute but not my type (+115 rating, 227 votes)

Apr 14

Sleeve me alone


Date: 23rd April 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Min

Wowzers what a hottie. He seems to be sitting comfortably, gazing out of the window with the sun shining down on him. Is that seat next to him being saved for you? No it’s saved for me – budge off he’s mine!

Cute but not my type (+106 rating, 277 votes)

Apr 14

Freephone 0800 rugby thighs


Date: 20th April 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: dHarm

This handsome guy is all about the legs – those thighs could not only crush nuts but also grind peanut butter. His wondering mind is thinking of starting a one man production line for ‘Sunpat’. If you are nuts about his nuts then vote his post up!

Cute but not my type (+12 rating, 283 votes)

Jul 13

Give that man an A+


Date: 10th July 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: ChefChristoph1

Although this sexpot already has a tick on his shirt we think he deserves a little more than that so want to upgrade his score to A+. As a reward for his efforts he shall win a pearl necklace to match the earring worn by the classy lady in front of him.

Cute but not my type (+182 rating, 343 votes)

Apr 13

5 knuckle shuffles a day


Date: 1st April 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Rosie

A strategic placement of this guys tropicana bottle meant we got all hot under the collar imagining it was something else. “But what”? we hear you cry. Long, thick, 1 of your 5 a day and full of vitamins it could be none other than….we’re innocent (smoothie) promise!!

Cute but not my type (-226 rating, 293 votes)

Feb 13

Window says No we say Yes


Date: 5th February 2013

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Marilou

We all know double denim is a complete no-no but what exactly are the rules for pinstripe? This handsome fellow is working a stripey number on the tube. The window says – No but we say Sexy – Yes!!

Cute but not my type (+299 rating, 483 votes)

Sep 12

Pouting for Girls

Date: 10th September 2012

Submitted By: JP

Line: District Line

We don’t know whether his pout is for the girls or the boys, but he is so bloody lovely, we’d like to sing a really mediocre but horribly infectious pop song about him. If the pout can reduce us to singing Scouting for Girls, just imagine what we’d do if he took his top off…probably do rhythmic dance to Ed Sheeran *shudders*

Cute but not my type (+89 rating, 349 votes)

Aug 12

Rugged Rugby

Date: 20th August

Line: Northern

Submitted by: fine linea

Today is shorts day on TC and what better way to start than with this super hot rugby guy.  After a hard game of rugby he’s on his way. I think he will need a good massage when he gets home. Are there any volunteers?

Cute but not my type (+120 rating, 362 votes)

Feb 12

Arrow points to perfection

Date: 10th February 2012

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: Sexy S

The arrow points the way to paradise. It’s all aboard the love train with this guy, what do you think is in his bag? Gym kit or rugby kit?

Cute but not my type (-55 rating, 290 votes)

Nov 11

Twickenham bound

Date: 1st November 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Tube Rob

We love rugby or maybe it’s just rugby players. This guy has increased our interest in playing. It’s all about the scrum!!!

Cute but not my type (-31 rating, 336 votes)

Oct 11

Truly Scrum-cious

Truly Scrum-cious -

Date: 24th October 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Aaron

At TubeCrush HQ, we’re always very fond of the Rugby types, despite their funny shaped balls. And this dashing dude is quite obviously a formidable flanker who puts the scrum in scrummy. We wouldn’t mind a spot of touch Rugby with him if it was on offer.

Cute but not my type (+443 rating, 548 votes)

Oct 11

You Forgot Sexy

Date: 18th October 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Verity

Well this is handy. Just when Verity was looking for someone big and clever, this massive piece of raw sexy woofness got on the tube. It hasn’t yet been confirmed whether she asked for a cheeky squeeze of his biceps, but we sure hope she did.

Cute but not my type (+337 rating, 670 votes)