Jan 17

Bulging New Year

Date: 1st January 2017

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Frank

When it’s the first of the year and you have promised yourself to not have impure thoughts and then this happens…

Cute but not my type (+155 rating, 171 votes)

Jan 16

Caught Crushing


Date: 22nd January 2016

Line: Central

Submitted by: Kay

It looks like this sexy guy spotted he was being Tubecrushed. Look at his arms and chest grrrr hottie alert. Do you think he is smiling for he camera or feeling awkward? 

Cute but not my type (+122 rating, 162 votes)

Jan 16

Shorts n all


Date: 15th December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Flash Gordon

Clearly this sexy chap isn’t just a work out in January kind of dude. He could PT me anytime. 


Cute but not my type (-19 rating, 101 votes)

Jun 15

Beautiful Big Boy


Date: 12th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jo

Who doesn’t fancy a tall, dark, handsome stranger? This hottie has all three! Oh and look at those leg muscles – if he doesn’t play rugby strike me down with a feather.

Cute but not my type (+283 rating, 204 votes)

Dec 14

Santas Big Helper


Date: 19th December 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Nick

Lifting sacks much? His Arms – need we say any more?

Cute but not my type (+297 rating, 461 votes)

Dec 14

The Muscle Reader


Date: 25th November 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: LiaMJ24

Are you the type of girl that struggles with finishing a paper on the tube? Let us introduce ‘Muscle Reader’ on hand to look sexy and whiz you through them pages before you get off!!!

Cute but not my type (+281 rating, 457 votes)

Nov 14

Rugged Rugby Reader


Date: Today

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Haidee

Here at Tubecrush we love a hot rugby guy. But what makes a hot muscly rugby guy even hotter? A hot rugby guy that reads and has huge arms to sweep you up with!

Cute but not my type (+453 rating, 582 votes)

Sep 14

Thors BIG Brother


Date: Today

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Gingabeans

It’s hard not to Marvel over this sexy guy, he doesn’t need a hammer his thighs could crush a baddie in one fell swoop.

Cute but not my type (+65 rating, 320 votes)

Jul 14

Cup It Queeny


Date: 22nd July 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Lady Mills

This sexy guy should give up his day job and get a job at the Tower of London. He clearly already has experience protecting the Crown Jewels!

Cute but not my type (+290 rating, 423 votes)

Jul 14

Clean Rugby Guy


Date: 4th July 2014

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Loulou

It’s a good job that this mans washing machine is in full working order and his shirts are so sparkling Daz white! By the look of his handsome body we bet he’s a rugby player and saves all his dirtiness for the weekends!!

Cute but not my type (-103 rating, 332 votes)

Jul 14

Join the thigh high club


Date: 2nd July 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: Northern Monkey

We all know that famous Tom Jones (and Joe Cockersong right? well this guy decided to ‘take his hat off’ – he’s almost doing the full monty anyway with those short shorts!!

Cute but not my type (+95 rating, 296 votes)

Jun 14

Underground Yoga


Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jonny The Boy Hero

This hottie is making his very own yoga position – not quite the chair pose (utkatasana) not quite (but nearly) the seated heart opener. His cute face, hot legs and sporty look are all combined to make this position “the forward thrust” and that is all!

Cute but not my type (+474 rating, 653 votes)

May 14

Baker Phew Boy


Date: 11th May 2014

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Jenny

Spotted on the Bakerloo line this red headed rugby built guy looks very very hot. With his gaze transfixed on the floor he had better be sure he watches where he is going – he might just fall onto your lap at the next stop!

Cute but not my type (+128 rating, 237 votes)

Apr 14

Sleeve me alone


Date: 23rd April 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Min

Wowzers what a hottie. He seems to be sitting comfortably, gazing out of the window with the sun shining down on him. Is that seat next to him being saved for you? No it’s saved for me – budge off he’s mine!

Cute but not my type (+122 rating, 291 votes)

Apr 14

Freephone 0800 rugby thighs


Date: 20th April 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: dHarm

This handsome guy is all about the legs – those thighs could not only crush nuts but also grind peanut butter. His wondering mind is thinking of starting a one man production line for ‘Sunpat’. If you are nuts about his nuts then vote his post up!

Cute but not my type (+27 rating, 298 votes)

Jul 13

Give that man an A+


Date: 10th July 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: ChefChristoph1

Although this sexpot already has a tick on his shirt we think he deserves a little more than that so want to upgrade his score to A+. As a reward for his efforts he shall win a pearl necklace to match the earring worn by the classy lady in front of him.

Cute but not my type (+194 rating, 353 votes)

Apr 13

5 knuckle shuffles a day


Date: 1st April 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Rosie

A strategic placement of this guys tropicana bottle meant we got all hot under the collar imagining it was something else. “But what”? we hear you cry. Long, thick, 1 of your 5 a day and full of vitamins it could be none other than….we’re innocent (smoothie) promise!!

Cute but not my type (-230 rating, 297 votes)

Feb 13

Window says No we say Yes


Date: 5th February 2013

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Marilou

We all know double denim is a complete no-no but what exactly are the rules for pinstripe? This handsome fellow is working a stripey number on the tube. The window says – No but we say Sexy – Yes!!

Cute but not my type (+308 rating, 493 votes)

Sep 12

Pouting for Girls

Date: 10th September 2012

Submitted By: JP

Line: District Line

We don’t know whether his pout is for the girls or the boys, but he is so bloody lovely, we’d like to sing a really mediocre but horribly infectious pop song about him. If the pout can reduce us to singing Scouting for Girls, just imagine what we’d do if he took his top off…probably do rhythmic dance to Ed Sheeran *shudders*

Cute but not my type (+93 rating, 353 votes)

Aug 12

Rugged Rugby

Date: 20th August

Line: Northern

Submitted by: fine linea

Today is shorts day on TC and what better way to start than with this super hot rugby guy.  After a hard game of rugby he’s on his way. I think he will need a good massage when he gets home. Are there any volunteers?

Cute but not my type (+141 rating, 376 votes)