18
Apr 17

Sporty & Damn Cute

Date: 17th April 2017

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Gretal 

We can’t quite see if those are compression tights or shin pads on this sexy sporty Chappy. It seems that Gretal got caught taking the picture or Mr Hot Stuff is posing knowing he just got Tubecrushed.


15
Apr 17

Ball Power

Date: 11th April 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: York

The sun is out and boys are getting their balls out across London. Sun, Shorts and Balls – the perfect weekend. 


22
Aug 16

Snack’in Sexy


Date: 19th August 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SLondon

You know when you get a little #Hangry and all you want to do is have sex and eat some carbs? This strapping stud is just what the doctor ordered – pass me your sausage roll hot stuff!!!!! 


07
Jul 16

Footy Totty


Date: 5th July 2016

Line: Victoria 

Submitted by: DR

Who can miss this sex pot with his high visibility shirt on? Actually forget the shirt look at those legs!!!! 


20
Jun 16

iPads and Shin Pads


Date: 13th June 2016

Line: Overground

Submitted by: LV

This footballer type is giving us the chills, those sexy arms and defined chest make us want to play ‘Keepie Uppy’!


08
Feb 16

Tall Extra Shot Hottie

  
Date:16th January 2016

Line: District

Submitted by: CM

With his Starbucks firmly grasped, this sexy guy is giving us a right eyeful of his thighs. We bet he could crush some nuts between them they are so strong! 


19
Jan 16

Warm Up Cool Down

 

Date: 19th January 2016

Line: Overground

Submitted by: JoeMc

Look at this hottie, well he must be hot on the top half what with that scarf and jacket. Not that were complaining about the bottom half – football legs hmmmm. 


24
Nov 15

Sexy Eyes Surprise

Date: 9th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Felon
Clearly this hottie has something big to be man spreading so wide! Forgiving that we can’t help but notice his sexy eyes and that it says SMS on his shirt – what’s your number hot stuff?


09
Sep 15

Manual pat down

 

Date: 4th September 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Wags 
This hottie deserves a pat on the back….for just being him (and for looking particularly sexy in his footie kit)


28
Jul 15

Arse N’all

Date: 28th July 2015

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Rruk1

He’s a cutie pie. We couldn’t help but include a backside shot too. Hahahaha


19
Jul 15

Calf Foot Beard

 

Date: 17th June 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: AWA 
Clearly on his way back from/to football practice this hairy hottie is just what we fancied for the weekend. When you have finished in the park matey my place is over here……


07
Jul 15

Sporty S’Nice

  
Date: 7th July 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Cazza

Reading the sports and owning some of the most manly hands we have seen we can only assume that this sexpot is a goalkeeper. Perhaps he doesn’t play in the premier league but he is certainly top of our list. 


02
Apr 15

2for1 weekender

  

Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 


20
Feb 15

Sporty Nice

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Date: 16th February 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Adriana

Slam it to the left and shake it to the right, this hot sporty guy in his footie kit made us want to give him a good zig a zig ahh’ing!!!


09
Jan 15

Raise your hand if you want it

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Date: 7th January 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Mandy

Simon says stand still, Simon says hold the handrail tight, Simon says smile, hold your hand up if you’re hot stuff!


03
Jan 15

Next stop England

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Date: 28th December 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Daz

It’s only Jack Wilshere who plays for England (for those of you who didn’t know) definitely a hottie. Shame we cant see his muscly legs in this pic!


06
Nov 14

Foxy Footy Fella

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Date: 4th November 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Sks

Check out this hotty on the Vic line. Showing off his nice legs, on his way to/from a game. It’s a shame we couldn’t check out his arse n’ all!


10
Sep 14

Steve’s Sleeve

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Date:7th September 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: @strutcakes

There once was a boy named Steve, he was adorned with a sexy tat sleeve.
He sat on the tube, looking hot like a dude, while those that looked on whispered “Jeez”.


24
Jun 14

Holborn this way

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Date: 12th June 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Alex

Doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H.O.T. Just pick your phones up, coz he’s in Holborn this way baby.


17
May 14

Sock it to him

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Date: 16th May 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: JHancock

When travelling on the underground please be sure to wear appropriate clothing. We deem appropriate as the following:

Shorts
Shorts
Shorts

And if you get cold cover your legs with your coat. Now pull your football socks up and vote this post up!