Date: 7th January 2015
Submitted by: Mandy
Simon says stand still, Simon says hold the handrail tight, Simon says smile, hold your hand up if you’re hot stuff!
Date: 16th May 2014
Submitted by: JHancock
When travelling on the underground please be sure to wear appropriate clothing. We deem appropriate as the following:
And if you get cold cover your legs with your coat. Now pull your football socks up and vote this post up!
Date: 24th January 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Courtesy 2 You OK
Yikes! We’re not sure whose thighs we prefer, this handsome footballer’s or a certain Mr Motivation who rocked our world last week. Which one would you crown Lord of the Thighs? But they have given us a great idea – a Tube based fitness video, with emphasis on thigh squats (as long as that funny lot from peopleonthetube.tumblr.com stay seated throughout).
Date: 16th December 2011
Line: Metropolitan Line
Submitted By: Rachel
Like David Beckham before him, this guy has obviously been spotted by Adidas’ sexiness scouts, and we’re not surprised. This guy is so delicious that he makes us talk a bit like Kelly Rowland. Apologies to anyone else on the Metropolitan Line that day who witnessed us shouting ‘I just love me some you’ over and over. Not at all embarrassing.
Date: 28th September 2011
Line: Waterloo and City
Submitted by: Stacey
We are all familiar that eating our five a day will make us big and strong. Strong enough to play team sports, go the the gym and lift weights. So when Stacey saw this guy she came over a-fluster with excercise ideas and rules for eating. The infamous Green Giant advert promotes the rule ‘you are what you eat’ so Stacey quite liked the idea of being a footballer.
Date: 26th September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Coxy
This is what you need on the tube, some hot guy on his way to football training. We just need him to look up. This picture is for all the people that like to see a bit of knee, we can see those socks are covering some very nice leg as well. It’s nice to see people in football kit that actually look like they play. More of these pictures please
Date: 14th September 2011
This guy was spotted mid journey, either A) On his way back from a fancy dress party dressed as an A-List footballer or (more likely) B) On his way back from playing a game of football. Whats that between his legs? No not that, we mean his leather jacket/bag!! Who doesnt like a field sports man..those thighs = sighs.
Date: 9th May 2011
Line: Piccadilly Line
Submitted By: Binky (we hope this is your real name)
Well Binky managed to make it out of Chelsea and on to the tube to find this prime cut of footballing beef. We would say he is the Chateaubriand of Tube Crushes, and would suggest that he is probably best served medium rare, with just a little pink on the inside.