Footballers


28
Jul 15

Arse N’all

Date: 28th July 2015

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Rruk1

He’s a cutie pie. We couldn’t help but include a backside shot too. Hahahaha

Cute but not my type (+42 rating, 46 votes)
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19
Jul 15

Calf Foot Beard

 

Date: 17th June 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: AWA 
Clearly on his way back from/to football practice this hairy hottie is just what we fancied for the weekend. When you have finished in the park matey my place is over here……

Cute but not my type (+28 rating, 58 votes)
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7
Jul 15

Sporty S’Nice

  
Date: 7th July 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Cazza

Reading the sports and owning some of the most manly hands we have seen we can only assume that this sexpot is a goalkeeper. Perhaps he doesn’t play in the premier league but he is certainly top of our list. 

Cute but not my type (+82 rating, 82 votes)
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2
Apr 15

2for1 weekender

  

Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 

Cute but not my type (+634 rating, 356 votes)
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20
Feb 15

Sporty Nice

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Date: 16th February 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Adriana

Slam it to the left and shake it to the right, this hot sporty guy in his footie kit made us want to give him a good zig a zig ahh’ing!!!

Cute but not my type (-162 rating, 501 votes)
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9
Jan 15

Raise your hand if you want it

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Date: 7th January 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Mandy

Simon says stand still, Simon says hold the handrail tight, Simon says smile, hold your hand up if you’re hot stuff!

Cute but not my type (+161 rating, 395 votes)
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3
Jan 15

Next stop England

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Date: 28th December 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Daz

It’s only Jack Wilshere who plays for England (for those of you who didn’t know) definitely a hottie. Shame we cant see his muscly legs in this pic!

Cute but not my type (+53 rating, 299 votes)
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6
Nov 14

Foxy Footy Fella

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Date: 4th November 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Sks

Check out this hotty on the Vic line. Showing off his nice legs, on his way to/from a game. It’s a shame we couldn’t check out his arse n’ all!

Cute but not my type (+86 rating, 337 votes)
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10
Sep 14

Steve’s Sleeve

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Date:7th September 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: @strutcakes

There once was a boy named Steve, he was adorned with a sexy tat sleeve.
He sat on the tube, looking hot like a dude, while those that looked on whispered “Jeez”.

Cute but not my type (+227 rating, 329 votes)
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24
Jun 14

Holborn this way

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Date: 12th June 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Alex

Doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H.O.T. Just pick your phones up, coz he’s in Holborn this way baby.

Cute but not my type (+50 rating, 237 votes)
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17
May 14

Sock it to him

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Date: 16th May 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: JHancock

When travelling on the underground please be sure to wear appropriate clothing. We deem appropriate as the following:

Shorts
Shorts
Shorts

And if you get cold cover your legs with your coat. Now pull your football socks up and vote this post up!

Cute but not my type (+23 rating, 206 votes)
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15
May 14

The football twins

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Date: 13th May 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: JReid

Are you searching for the man in the mirror? Well these chaps aren’t any longer they have found their doubles! What better on this sunny day to celebrate these two sporty hot ones!

Cute but not my type (+153 rating, 283 votes)
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27
Nov 13

Shin Paddy

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Date: 6th November
Line: Hammersmith and City
Submitted by: @scotscotscot
We are not sure if he has his own name sewn into his footy socks but for the purposes of a witty title we are calling this chap Patrick. He looks quite into his book on his journey about town – we wonder if he has played yet – is he psyching himself up with a motivational book or consoling a lose by reading something uplifting? We will never know!
Cute but not my type (+76 rating, 381 votes)
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27
Jun 13

Through the loophole

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Date: 20th June 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Ukguy

This is a place Lloyd Grossman might not be interested in going through (Keyhole Reference) but we wouldn’t mind taking a closer look. We are wondering what the wording on the back of that newspaper says £141 Willi? I’ll buy two!

Cute but not my type (-52 rating, 398 votes)
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22
Aug 12

It’s A Little Bit Of Blue

Date: 15th August

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Yas

We are suddenly more interested in football or at least footballers. Who could blame us? How could you not love his perfect toned legs and arms? We can only dream of what he would look like with his top off.

Cute but not my type (+291 rating, 406 votes)
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10
Apr 12

Cheeky Footy

Date: 5th April 2012

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Barrowboy

Clearly his mother never told him it was rude to poke your tongue out in public! All we can think to do to teach him would be to give him a smack on the bum!

Cute but not my type (+536 rating, 646 votes)
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29
Feb 12

Fashionable and sporty

Date: 27th February 2012

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Motown

We love this guys look, after a hard game of football with the lads he still makes sure he has his man bag, just to add a bit of style. Could Fashionable and sporty be the perfect combination?

Cute but not my type (+131 rating, 490 votes)
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26
Jan 12

Lord of the Thighs

Date: 24th January 2012

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Courtesy 2 You OK

Yikes! We’re not sure whose thighs we prefer, this handsome footballer’s or a certain Mr Motivation who rocked our world last week. Which one would you crown Lord of the Thighs? But they have given us a great idea – a Tube based fitness video, with emphasis on thigh squats (as long as that funny lot from peopleonthetube.tumblr.com stay seated throughout).

Cute but not my type (+51 rating, 300 votes)
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21
Dec 11

Sponsored By Adi-Damn-he-fine!

Date: 16th December 2011

Line: Metropolitan Line

Submitted By: Rachel

Like David Beckham before him, this guy has obviously been spotted by Adidas’ sexiness scouts, and we’re not surprised. This guy is so delicious that he makes us talk a bit like Kelly Rowland. Apologies to anyone else on the Metropolitan Line that day who witnessed us shouting ‘I just love me some you’ over and over. Not at all embarrassing.

Cute but not my type (-74 rating, 314 votes)
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29
Sep 11

Ho, Ho, Ho – Green Giant

Date: 28th September 2011

Line: Waterloo and City

Submitted by: Stacey

We are all familiar that eating our five a day will make us big and strong. Strong enough to play team sports, go the the gym and lift weights. So when Stacey saw this guy she came over a-fluster with excercise ideas and rules for eating. The infamous Green Giant advert promotes the rule ‘you are what you eat’ so Stacey quite liked the idea of being a footballer.

Cute but not my type (-120 rating, 319 votes)
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