Aug 15

Capped Crusader


Date:  31st July 2015
Line: Circle

Submitted by: Plonks

Workman boots, ripped jeans, sports top and a whole heap of testosterone. This handyman could fix my leaky flange. 

Cute but not my type (-5 rating, 141 votes)

Feb 15

Need any work done?


Date: 22nd January 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Josephine

Judging by the paint on this pair of likely lads trakkies they could be pretty good with their hands. We are offering a 2-4-1 combo – when you pay for the front you get your back done free!

Cute but not my type (+126 rating, 563 votes)

Feb 13

Track Shoot


Date: 21st February 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Peter Knight

With his low hanging trakkies we wonder what is concealed underneath?

Cute but not my type (-197 rating, 328 votes)

Mar 12


Date: 19th March 2012

Line: Metropolitan

Submitted by: DAB

Sit up! That is all I want to say to this guy! We know he’s got a hot body and hot rugged face, we just wish he’d show it off a bit more! Shoulders back and chest out please!

Cute but not my type (+17 rating, 353 votes)

Sep 11

Get Shorty

Date: Unspecified

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: PMonkey

So it may not be summer any longer but it seems that a certain fit, tanned, well hydrated, silver chain wearing guy was just too hot to wear clothes on his tube journey. At the end of his journey he apparently took the shorts off as well and walked home naked*. A whole new meaning to Cockfosters.

*This didnt really happen anywhere apart from in my mind.

Cute but not my type (-225 rating, 687 votes)

Jul 11

Trackie Bums


Date: 8th July 2011

Line: Northern

To the left, to the left….this guys gaze seems transfixed on the door to his left, not sure why. He looks very hot but also a little bit mean. He is the type of guy to show you a good time on a Saturday night but treat you mean to keep you keen!

Cute but not my type (+56 rating, 367 votes)

Mar 11

Metro Sexual


Date: 29,03,11

Line: Victoria Line (Northbound)

Just received this pic to coincide with our morning coffee and catch up on the news. What article do you think he’s reading? Thanks for the submission Sara79 keep em coming!

Cute but not my type (-84 rating, 162 votes)

Mar 11

Lean Back, Lean Back, Lean Back

Date: 22/03/2011

Line: Northern Line – Northbound

Now if you have heard the song by fat joe and terror squad then you’ll know what we are talking about here. Those small seats by the doors are perfect to do the Rock Away or just Lean Back, Lean Back………….

Cute but not my type (+18 rating, 239 votes)

Mar 11

Legs Wide Shut

Date: 1st March 2011

Line: Northern Line

There’s something cock sure about this one. He probably strutted off the train with an air of roguish charm. Also, any man that’s unable keep his legs shut earns points.

Cute but not my type (-90 rating, 266 votes)

Mar 11

Gilet deep in thought


Perhaps he was wondering whether he would be a little cooler if he wasnt wearing his retro Gillet. Well the user who submitted this one thought he was cool enough to send it in to us….

Cute but not my type (-80 rating, 167 votes)

Feb 11

Calling all fans of tracksuit bottoms:

Your new pin-up has arrived:

Tracksuit Pinup

Line: Overground (I know, technically cheating)

Date: 14th February 2011

Crush Feature: Those sumptuous tracksuit bottoms and that fresh outta Toni & Guy spikey haircut.

Cute but not my type (-47 rating, 142 votes)