Mar 16

Cold but So Hot


 Date: 23rd February 2016

Line: Commuter Train 

Submitted by: AWA

This sexy guy looks like he’s wearing as much as possible to keep him warm but we think he’d look equally as hot naked.  

Cute but not my type (-58 rating, 140 votes)

Jan 16

Caught Crushing


Date: 22nd January 2016

Line: Central

Submitted by: Kay

It looks like this sexy guy spotted he was being Tubecrushed. Look at his arms and chest grrrr hottie alert. Do you think he is smiling for he camera or feeling awkward? 

Cute but not my type (+121 rating, 159 votes)

Jan 16

LipStubble Lover


Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Violet

We love a guy with a smart hairstyle and some facial hair. It’s a shame he’s all dressed in black, we wish we could inject some colour into his life starting with perhaps a transfer of some red lipstick on to those kissable lips. 

Cute but not my type (-19 rating, 81 votes)

Jan 16

The Love Seat


Date: 27th August 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Allen

This guy has an opening, a spare seat right next to him waiting for the love of his life to jump in and change his world. The only problem is…. it’s more difficult to Tubecrush someone you are sat next to!  

Cute but not my type (-28 rating, 104 votes)

Jan 16

Leather G-lover


Date: 31st December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by:  Blake
When a Woolley glove just won’t do a leather one will keep your hand warm. Judging by this guys cute face he doesn’t need a glove – he is hot already! 

Cute but not my type (+83 rating, 131 votes)

Sep 15

Fluff ‘N’ Tough Stuff


Date: 28th August 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: N.Wel

This rough bit of stuff (the suitcase) has a really fluffy owner and we cant help but fall in love with him, his cute face and turn up jeans.

Cute but not my type (+17 rating, 123 votes)

Aug 15

Beardy Bag Man


Date: 3rd August 2015

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: DRobins

There is something extraordinary sexy about a shaved head guy with facial hair – we just want to give him a big kiss and get beard rash. But he needs to move his packed lunch off of his lap first.

Cute but not my type (-36 rating, 136 votes)

Jul 15

Calf Foot Beard


Date: 17th June 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: AWA 
Clearly on his way back from/to football practice this hairy hottie is just what we fancied for the weekend. When you have finished in the park matey my place is over here……

Cute but not my type (+24 rating, 130 votes)

Jun 15

The Mile Thigh Cub


Date: 1st June 2015

Line: Central 

Submitted by: D James 

Goodness isn’t this a sight for sore thighs? This sporty hottie may be guilty of #manspreading but at least he is giving us a treat at the same time.  

Cute but not my type (+12 rating, 421 votes)

Oct 14

Looky Right Here


Date: 16th October 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: davmcdngh

With his grey hoodie, sexy beard and legs out who can resist this handsome commuter. We wonder just what is catching his eye in the carriage? Any guesses?

Cute but not my type (+55 rating, 344 votes)

Oct 14

Muscle Stubble


Date: 2nd October 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: DL Raggamuffin

Good looking and sexy, two things that this chap are. Check out his muscle arms and hairy face – Grrrrr hottie.

Cute but not my type (+185 rating, 312 votes)

Jul 14

Join the thigh high club


Date: 2nd July 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: Northern Monkey

We all know that famous Tom Jones (and Joe Cockersong right? well this guy decided to ‘take his hat off’ – he’s almost doing the full monty anyway with those short shorts!!

Cute but not my type (+93 rating, 294 votes)

May 14



Date: 29th May 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: BHeath

Is it us or does this super hot guy look like a super hot super hero? Why this manly stud looks like Thor! Who would like to be his hammer?

Cute but not my type (+5 rating, 211 votes)

Mar 14

Bearded Dragon


Date: 27th February 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Kanye

We can’t actually verify if this stylish chap is infact a dragon but he most definitely has a beard – a great beard at that. Would you care to be his amphibious owner?

Cute but not my type (-104 rating, 291 votes)

Jan 14

Lee Cooper and his long arm


Date: 12th December 2013

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: Zax

He was looking at the camera or was it at Zax? #awkward #hotthough

Cute but not my type (+32 rating, 292 votes)

Dec 13

Smoking Rupert


Date: 25th November 2013

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Albesinya

Now we all know Rupert the bear was famous for wearing a tartan scarf and we believe this guy to have taken a leaf out of his book. Not only is this guy toasty warm he is also smoking hot!

Cute but not my type (+51 rating, 262 votes)

Nov 13

Naked Filter


Date: 29th November 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @Soprano_Lou

Now we ‘so’ don’t normally accept images with filters on them but who in their right mind could say no to this stud muffin? We are sure that if you were to strip it back to its naked image he would be just as sweet and irresistible.

Cute but not my type (+23 rating, 287 votes)

Oct 13

Cup the handle


Date: 18th October 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Sarah

Big things are going on in the rugby world – as they were in 2003, this sexy guy however has a handle between his legs that needs pulling! Scrummy!!

Cute but not my type (+21 rating, 247 votes)

Sep 13

Timberland Totty


Date: 18th September 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: @RichardKilroy

A steel toecap is a must on some overground journeys, those trains get full and getting a boot in door will make sure he doesn’t get left behind. Mind you this guy is fit and if he was to enter a packed train were sure the crowds would part like the Red Sea….

Cute but not my type (+103 rating, 309 votes)

Sep 13

Diet Coke Break


Date: 6th September 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @leannebayley

We don’t want him, to be no slave
We don’t want him, to work all day
We just want him, to be true,
cause’ Leanne just wants to make Love to you……

Cute but not my type (+267 rating, 397 votes)