30
Mar 12

Sling ya hook

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Date: 25th March 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Anon

Ah ha me hearties, shiver me timbers this shipmate is a tasty morsel look at his big (eh hmm ‘massive’) feet. No hooks need slinging in his case. Shame about his poor arm we hope it gets better soon.


29
Mar 12

A parallel universe

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Date: 20th March 2012

Line: District

Submitted by: Stewie

Imagine a world full of gorgeous hunks that look like they could be on adverts on billboards around the world. Sound good? Well in a far, far away place (at the end of the District line) this place may exist if this totty is anything to go by. Right I’m off to top up my oyster I’ll see you all in Upminster!


14
Feb 12

Left Right Up Down

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Date: 30th January 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Ottersley

This post is dedicated to the late Whitney Houston. This guy makes us feel like a million dollar bill and he is clearly in the middle of a look left, right, up, down, round and round head-dance routine. Put your hands up everyone!


01
Feb 12

Brrrrrr

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Date: 30 January 2012

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: SharkMeat

It’s cold outside but here’s a photo of a smoking hot guy to keep you warm! If anyone at work asks why you’re holding your hands up to your computer screen in the office, just tell them to log on!


16
Jan 12

Bear Grrrills

Date: 12th January 2012

Line: Bakerloo Line

Submitted by: Miranda

Forget Bear Grylls, there’s a new hot hunk in town! After many days of hunting Miranda has finally spotted him on the tube and sent us this photo to prove it!


16
Nov 11

Berry Berry Handsome

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Date: 3rd November 2011

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Ewa

Eating super foods full of antioxidants are important to fight off those winter colds going around. Mr Blueberry is here and is living proof you are what you eat, quite a cutey in our eyes! We just wish he could be part of our 5 (times) a day.


21
Oct 11

Rugged Newsreader

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Date: 16th October 2011

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Sandy

We all know a newsreader needs to look impeccable at all times, be articulate, handsome and easy on the eye. Clearly this guy didn’t realise the camera pointing at him wasn’t for TV but for TubeCrush, no need to link to the weatherman Mr Newsreader judging by you it’s gonna be Hot, Hot, Hot.


08
Aug 11

It’s all ta-too much

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Date: 26th June 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Naz

I can’t cope. All those tatoos, all those muscles, all that raw animal grrrrr-ness. It’s all a bit too much. Lucky I hadn’t been on this tube, else I definitely would have asked you to move out of the priority seat. But only so I could get a better view of this guy!


07
Jul 11

Reading the Metro Guilty

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Date: 7th July 2011

Line: District

Submitted by: Kelly

This guy wants to get physical! As apparently overheard by Kelly that it’s his line of work as a PE teacher! Now I never was that good at PE back in the day but I’ve developed my ball skills since!


04
Jul 11

Muscle & Bustle

Date: 27th June 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: ButchersDog

Oh hi Mr Muscle & Bustle, just to let you know Mr T called, he wants his look back. And his dinner money.Who are you kidding though Mr T? Get back to flogging Snickers, cos this guy is much hotter! Grrrr.

 


28
Jun 11

Careful, You Might Break It

Date: 26th June 2011

Line: Bakerloo Line

Submitted By: LondonVisitor

With arms the size of a small Baltic state, we’re urging this guy to be very careful with his hands. While somethings do merit a tight, firm grip, an iPhone is not one of them. Easy sunshine.


26
Jun 11

Hunk O’Clock

Date: 23rd June 2011

Line: London Overground

Submitted By: JzK

It’s our favourite time of the day again: Hunk O’Clock. And today it’s extra hunky. This is probably the sexiest man (and pertest bottom) ever to grace the seats of a London Overground train, so we simply had to share him with you.

 


23
Jun 11

Easel does it

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Date: 23rd June 2011

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jenny

Could this be the new iPad A3 size? Probably not, but could be mistaken for an artists easel. Jenny hoped he was sketching her sat opposite him but we think it’s big mirror and he is thinking damn I’m hot!


15
Jun 11

Eyes 1 Camera Lens 0

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Date: 14th June 2011

Line: Northern

Now this chance encounter with wondering eyes across the carriage is the sort of stuff Edwin Star wrote songs about. Shame the exposure was a bit off on the camera I like to think its because of his beautiful eyes. Yum.


07
Jun 11

Seximus Maximus

Date: 3rd June 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted By: scott1358

We heard a rumour that Ridley Scott is now casting for Gladiator 2: Revenge of the Loin-Cloth, and we couldn’t help but think to find the perfect man to play the lead character Seximus Maximus. Somebody get that man a toga!


26
May 11

Hugs Not Drugs

Date: 25th May 2011

Line: Victoria Line

The T-shirt pretty much says it all… Who wouldn’t want this rugged hunk of man hugging you all night in bed. The only drug we may need is a bit of wine maybe, to get him there!


20
May 11

Tight (T-Shirt) Knight

Date: 19th May 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: J-Z

Let me ask you this readers, if you were a piece of clothing what would you be? Before you answer, please bear in mind that I have shotgunned THAT AMAZING T-SHIRT. I’ve never seen a t-shirt so obscenely tight or a guy so ridiculously hot that he makes my eyeballs sweat. Bravo. Just bravo.

 

 


17
Mar 11

Who let the bears out?

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Date: 9th March 2011

Line: Northern Line, northbound, 6pm

Crush Feature: Those arms. We’ve never quite seen arms so big or toned. He must have been on his way to XXL.