31
Jan 17

Ape Sausage

Date: 30th January 2017

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Nickpre95

This sexy guys hair is just so thick and full we want to run our hands through it. We cannot confirm or deny any speculation about his sausage but we’re sure it’s tasty! 


Cute but not my type (-18 rating, 134 votes)
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30
Jan 17

Woolly Hat Matt

Date: 30th January 2017

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Taylor

This guys eyes make us weak at the knees! We cannot confirm his name is Matt but he looks like a Matt in his knitted hat! 


Cute but not my type (-39 rating, 147 votes)
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28
Jan 17

God Bless Grey Joggers

Date: 1st September 2016

Line:  Victoria

Submitted by: Maria Ruiz

We love how masculine guys look with pumped veins in their arms. We’re guessing he was just lifting weights and then packing his bag (and joggers) he was on the way home for a high protein meal! 


Cute but not my type (+120 rating, 228 votes)
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26
Jan 17

Is Mr Left Mr Right?


Date: 19th January 2017

Line: DLR

Submitted by: PMan

It’s the January sales – buy one get one free on all hot guys riding the train. Who do you prefer Mr Left or Mr Right?


Cute but not my type (+186 rating, 214 votes)
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09
Jan 17

Double Denim Done Well

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: BH

It may not be blue denim but this sexy stud is working the double D like a pro. Cute face and autumnal tan make him just the perfect boyfriend material. 


Cute but not my type (+92 rating, 160 votes)
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04
Jan 17

It’s a bottle between his legs


Date: 26th September 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: AT

We love this guys winter look. Blue blazer and dark brown leather shoes make us want to just eat him up and maybe take a drink from his bottle he’s holding in his nether regions!


Cute but not my type (+13 rating, 139 votes)
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02
Jan 17

Bulging New Year


Date: 1st January 2017

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Frank

When it’s the first of the year and you have promised yourself to not have impure thoughts and then this happens…


Cute but not my type (+257 rating, 305 votes)
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30
Dec 16

Beautiful Eyes

Date: 9th October 2016

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Lord James

According to James this guy was absolute perfection in the flesh. He looks just as dreamy in a picture. Now take your hand out of your mouth hot stuff and blow us a kiss! 


Cute but not my type (+28 rating, 112 votes)
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20
Dec 16

Toms Daley Commute 

Original post from May 2015


Line: Circle / Piccadilly

Submitted by: Anna

Hey sexy Tom, you have already made it – twice Olympic medal winner and now you have made it on to Tubecrush twice. What else can we say apart from you are getting hotter with age and are looking fine as usual sir!!!


Cute but not my type (+75 rating, 135 votes)
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19
Dec 16

Right Looker

Date: 16th October 2016

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: Adrian 

We love a cute guy in jeans and trainers. There must be something exciting going on to the right of this guys carriage – look over here sexy and give us a smile. 


Cute but not my type (+5 rating, 115 votes)
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16
Dec 16

Lips that do tricks 

Date: 10th December 2016

Line: Circle 

Submitted by: AD

Is it just us or does this hottie have a certain Olly Murs going on about him? Our heart just skipped a beat and we want to kiss those plump lips 👄!


Cute but not my type (+100 rating, 146 votes)
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11
Dec 16

Beautifully Big…Hands

Date: 10th November 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

You know when you see a guy and you think “crikey this guy would give me a good massage”? Well that – coupled with a desire to have him look after your every other need.


Cute but not my type (-11 rating, 153 votes)
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11
Dec 16

The floppy chop

Date: 4th December 2016

Line: District Line

Submitted by: The Tempest

Who can resist a handsome man with such choppy hair to run your hands through. We just wish his open shirt went all the way down to see some more of him!


Cute but not my type (-33 rating, 125 votes)
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11
Dec 16

Red Laces and Cute Faces  

Date: 11th December 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Delamare

When a hot guy is wearing tracksuit bottoms we just can’t resist. Oh to be that rucksack between his legs!


Cute but not my type (-32 rating, 122 votes)
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08
Dec 16

The Incredible Bulk


Date: 6th December 2016

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: MH

Have you ever been travelling on the Jubillee line just waiting for the hottie by the door to rip his clothes off and turn into a super hero? Just us then!! 💪🏻🏋🏼


Cute but not my type (+34 rating, 168 votes)
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06
Dec 16

The sexy man in black


Date: 8th November 2016

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

Damn! This very sexy man is dressed like the man from the milk tray ads. All he needs is a box of chocolates and to jump through your bedroom window!!! 


Cute but not my type (+144 rating, 180 votes)
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04
Sep 16

Mr White Trousers

Date: 26th Aigust 2016

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Burn2

There is one thing that is for sure with tight fitting jeans is that you get to see every (we mean every) detail about a mans lower half of the body. Those calves, those thighs and a lovely lunchbox! 


Cute but not my type (+27 rating, 185 votes)
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30
Aug 16

Thighs for the eyes


Date: 28th August 2016

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Burn2A

This sexy guy absolutely, positively, definitely does not miss leg day. His small sexy shorts and big sexy legs make us moist at the thought of him.


Cute but not my type (+196 rating, 294 votes)
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26
Aug 16

Backpack and Nap

Date: 22nd August 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: GoldM

When it all gets too much and you rest your weary head on your arm in the hopes your journey is nearly finished. #armnap


Cute but not my type (+11 rating, 151 votes)
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22
Aug 16

Snack’in Sexy


Date: 19th August 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SLondon

You know when you get a little #Hangry and all you want to do is have sex and eat some carbs? This strapping stud is just what the doctor ordered – pass me your sausage roll hot stuff!!!!! 


Cute but not my type (+220 rating, 270 votes)
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