03
Nov 15

Oops upside your head

 

Date: 14th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: LuckyL 
This sexy guy (let’s call him Gillet Gary) isn’t sure where to look. Out of the corner of his lovely eyes he sees someone tubecrushing him. Gary puts his hand in his pocket, grabs the pole and looks up! 


Cute but not my type (+33 rating, 97 votes)
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02
Nov 15

Thors Thighs

 

Date: 21st October 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harkers 
If this hot guy doesn’t play rugby we will eat our hat. Is there anything more attractive than a set of muscular pins?


Cute but not my type (+2 rating, 114 votes)
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29
Oct 15

Cute and Arm’y

 

Date: 28th October 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: @i_scotti 

This sexy chap made our heart flutter – such a hottie and has a nice body shape. We just wanna test out his sweatshirt by getting him to work up a sweat! 


Cute but not my type (+99 rating, 129 votes)
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27
Oct 15

A bit of Al’Wright

 

Date: 27th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Mark Himself

Any regular tubecrushers know we don’t do selfies (it even says so in the Daily Telegraph ) but when we see a bit of hot Essex telly-totty we thought why not stop at Russell Tovey. Mark has shown us that when he’s not half naked selling us yoghurt he is looking pretty fit on the Central line! 


Cute but not my type (-14 rating, 122 votes)
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27
Oct 15

Surfs Up

  
Date: 11th September 2015

Line: Notthern

Submitted by: Huai-Huai

Even if he wasn’t wearing a Hollister surf hoodie this cutie wouldn’t be out of place on some surf style hair product advert. Let us get our hands on your sexy locks…. 


Cute but not my type (-10 rating, 94 votes)
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26
Oct 15

Engrossed and Engorged

 

Date: 25th October 2015

Line: Central 

Submitted by: SD75

This sexy guy was apparently deeply engrossed in his iPhone game but what we want to know is why he’s covering himself up with that bag. What is lurking in that dark place?  


Cute but not my type (+16 rating, 76 votes)
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21
Oct 15

A nice state 

 

Date: 28th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by:  Otiumcumdignitate
You can’t beat a lad with matching shoes and shorts. We can’t work out if he is peeking over his hand or sniffing his fingers? What do you think? 


Cute but not my type (+38 rating, 106 votes)
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19
Oct 15

Middle Seat Big Feet

 

Date: 15th October 2015

Line: Hammersmith & City

Submitted by: Blamo

This hottie looks a little like Ralph Little – with those big feet we wouldn’t mind sharing two pints of lager and a packet of crisps with him. 


Cute but not my type (-33 rating, 93 votes)
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16
Oct 15

Diet Coke Break?

  
Date: 7th October 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Watson

What time is it? This sexy guy is doing his best 11am Diet Coke break ad on the tube. Come on as if you wouldn’t share a Diet Coke with him! 


Cute but not my type (+147 rating, 201 votes)
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15
Oct 15

Andy through the looking glass

 

Date: 6th July 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Kelsey

We cannot guarantee his name is Andy but this hotty looks pretty good behind the glass partition. A bit of cheeky chest on show there Mr!! 


Cute but not my type (+67 rating, 97 votes)
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14
Oct 15

Leather and Legs

 

Date: 13th October 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: CMalice

What more do you need to cheer up hump day? A leather clad stud, with a nice smile, sexy legs and hair you want to run your fingers through. 

 


Cute but not my type (+61 rating, 151 votes)
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13
Oct 15

Rapid Transfer Totty

 

Date: 25th February 2015

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: PT

Oh what would it take to be that suitcase between his legs? 


Cute but not my type (+79 rating, 115 votes)
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11
Oct 15

Bottle It

 

Date: 11th October 2015

Line: District 

Submitted by: camp_ben

If we could bottle this guys good looks, put them on a shelf and sell them we would make a $Million. 


Cute but not my type (+132 rating, 160 votes)
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10
Oct 15

iPad Protein Power

 

Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  


Cute but not my type (-60 rating, 118 votes)
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09
Oct 15

Spec Shavers

 

Date: 17th February 2015

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Dingling 
We have had so much stubble and beard appreciation on this blog over the years we thought it about time to bring you some baby faced realness. Throw in some glasses just to keep the hipsters happy and voila – another dreary Tubecrush pun was born. 


Cute but not my type (+3 rating, 101 votes)
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26
Sep 15

Inner Thighs Attract Eyes

 

Date: 25th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harker

Now we know where KFC, Chicken Cottage, Nandos and Dallas Chicken get their thighs from! Yum Yum! 


Cute but not my type (-56 rating, 128 votes)
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24
Sep 15

Armoured and Sleeved

 

Date: 6th September 2015

Line: Northern 

 Submitted by: SK
Clearly on his way to or from the gym this sexy guy has enough arm tats to keep any tattoo fan coming back for more. 


Cute but not my type (+54 rating, 152 votes)
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22
Sep 15

Popeye’s Spinach

  
Date: 21st September 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: LLewis

Olive Oil had better move over because we have our eyes on Popeye. Clearly having eaten all his spinach this guys guns make us want him to give us a big cuddle.


Cute but not my type (+156 rating, 178 votes)
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18
Sep 15

Fluff ‘N’ Tough Stuff

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Date: 28th August 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: N.Wel

This rough bit of stuff (the suitcase) has a really fluffy owner and we cant help but fall in love with him, his cute face and turn up jeans.


Cute but not my type (+17 rating, 115 votes)
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17
Sep 15

Scarf-London

 

Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Overground 

Submitted by: Tomj 
We don’t blame this hottie for wrapping up with a scarf, anything to keep dry and warm in this shocking weather. Travelling south with a satchel he must be off on an adventure. 


Cute but not my type (-66 rating, 116 votes)
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