Jun 17

Modest Lunchbox 

Date: 14th June 2017

Line: Central

Submitted by: A 

Standing centre stage this handsome muscle man is not as modest as his tshirt may suggest. Packing a nice lunchbox for the ride we could t think of anything nicer to eat than him!

Cute but not my type (-1 rating, 29 votes)

Jul 16

Shiver Me Timbers

Date: 25th July 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Richard

This sexy guy is leaving nothing to the imagination – why is it our eyes are drawn to what lurks beneath his JD Sports bag? ?

Cute but not my type (+25 rating, 127 votes)

Jul 16

Suit by his side

Date: 24th June 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Ollie

Early morning gym run by chance? It must be given this sexy guy has a suit carrier by his side. Forget the gym matey just pop over to our house for a workout! 

Cute but not my type (+107 rating, 169 votes)

Jun 16

Tats and Shades

Date: 5th June 2016

Line: Circle

Submitted by: @theonlyjamie

Well summer certainly does have its benefits in London! This hottie in shorts sporting an all over tan is looking mighty fine! 

Cute but not my type (+62 rating, 126 votes)

Nov 15

Very White Trainers


Date: 2nd September 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: E14 
Ohhh New Shoes? This guy looks pretty hot in a raw kinda way. Tattoos and skinhead and a gym bag between his legs make him a hot bit of train totty.

Cute but not my type (-52 rating, 114 votes)

Jul 15

Starry Eyed Surprise

Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

We’re not really into horoscopes but if his Jupiter was in our Uranus there would be good times had by all. 

Cute but not my type (+88 rating, 151 votes)

May 15

I want some


Date: 11th May 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Scubafreakz

This tatted, tanned Tottie was clearly trying to camouflage his belongings on his journey – there’s no fooling us sexy chops we can see you have a big package.

Cute but not my type (-198 rating, 345 votes)

Dec 14

Pink Tatted Tuber


Date: 9th December 2014

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Bluesyyle

You know what they say about boys in pink making the girls wink? No? neither do we but this hottie with his tats out and his big arms makes us wink, groan and quiver.

Cute but not my type (-77 rating, 235 votes)

Sep 14

Steve’s Sleeve


Date:7th September 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: @strutcakes

There once was a boy named Steve, he was adorned with a sexy tat sleeve.
He sat on the tube, looking hot like a dude, while those that looked on whispered “Jeez”.

Cute but not my type (+241 rating, 351 votes)

Jul 14

Oh him, he’s ‘armless


Date: 28th July 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Marianna

Well as it happens he’s not, he’s got a couple of tickets to the gun show. They are front row tickets with VIP access for all Oyster card holders…. Please form an orderly queue!

Cute but not my type (+368 rating, 494 votes)

Jul 14

Green Thongs


Date: 26th June 2014

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Padge

With his big arms, Adidas T-Shirt and huge sports bag we think that this chap is probably on his way to the gym. A few words of advice sweet cheeks…. Don’t wear your flip flops on the treadmill #accidentwaitingtohappen

Cute but not my type (+141 rating, 286 votes)

Jun 14

Holy and Double Sleeved


Date: 19th June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Barrowboy

Is there anything hotter than a guy kicking back in his comfiest jeans? Yes a sexy guy with hot tattoos, kicking back in his comfiest jeans!!

Cute but not my type (+61 rating, 253 votes)

Jun 14

Flash Gordon…


Date: 14th June 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: graceisace

As if the classy lady with the specs to his left isn’t intrigued enough by him, the beauty in this picture also seems to have noticed his picture being taken. Ready to flash his teeth while she is ready to flash her camera – what else would you like to see him flash?

Cute but not my type (+86 rating, 215 votes)

Jun 14

Hmmm Tats Nice


Date: 13th June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: barrowboy77

A penny for your thoughts kind sir… We think he is planning a use for his illuminous bag – maybe he takes it with him to work incase there is a powercut? Who knows? Who cares? He’s super cute so can carry on…

Cute but not my type (-17 rating, 196 votes)

Jun 14

Mike Nike Like


Date: 9th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: southg8lad

What is it about the weather bringing out all these leg spreaders? Not that we are disapproving or anything. This cutie looks a little deer in the headlights – if only he knew he was on Tubecrush for his sins!

Cute but not my type (+23 rating, 289 votes)

Jun 14

Cheeky Mankey


Date: 3rd June 2014

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Cheeky Munkey

Tats the way to do it! Snap a hottie on the DLR and then send him to Tubecrush to share with the world. We love this guys cute face and think he could be a cheeky so and so, so with that in mind he’s our cheeky Mankey!

Cute but not my type (+75 rating, 230 votes)

Jun 14

The Day Watchman


Date: 3rd June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Reluctant Commuter

With an almost cartoon like concentration on his face, this very handsome man is showing off his best man pout and also his nice guns! With a desperation to cry “What’s the time Mr Wolf”, if you are little red riding hood you had better watch-out!

Cute but not my type (+89 rating, 194 votes)

Apr 14

Sleeve me alone


Date: 23rd April 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Min

Wowzers what a hottie. He seems to be sitting comfortably, gazing out of the window with the sun shining down on him. Is that seat next to him being saved for you? No it’s saved for me – budge off he’s mine!

Cute but not my type (+122 rating, 291 votes)

Oct 13

Over or Under?


Date: 13th October 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @huzaifahussein

Some like their men over and some like their men under but here at #Tubecrush HQ with this hot bit of stuff we really don’t mind.

Cute but not my type (-111 rating, 306 votes)

Feb 13

Please keep your sweet on the seat


Date: 14th February 2013

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: @Rcommuter

We all see those train information boards informing us of the rules of the rails but do we really pay attention to them? This sweetheart could be the guy that Network Rail needs to really make people observe the posters. We decided to write our own TubeCrush version for commuters;

1) In the event of seeing a hottie do not pull the emergency alarm, instead just play this track on your IPhone
2) Men should preferably wear shorts
3) Showing a bit of cheeky tattoo is encouraged
4) All male passengers should smile for any potential photo opportunities
5) Putting just one foot on the seat is allowed provided rule 2 is observed.

Cute but not my type (+369 rating, 521 votes)