Nov 15

Very White Trainers


Date: 2nd September 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: E14 
Ohhh New Shoes? This guy looks pretty hot in a raw kinda way. Tattoos and skinhead and a gym bag between his legs make him a hot bit of train totty.

Cute but not my type (-49 rating, 107 votes)

Jul 15

Starry Eyed Surprise

Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

We’re not really into horoscopes but if his Jupiter was in our Uranus there would be good times had by all. 

Cute but not my type (+83 rating, 144 votes)

May 15

I want some


Date: 11th May 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Scubafreakz

This tatted, tanned Tottie was clearly trying to camouflage his belongings on his journey – there’s no fooling us sexy chops we can see you have a big package.

Cute but not my type (-197 rating, 340 votes)

Dec 14

Pink Tatted Tuber


Date: 9th December 2014

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Bluesyyle

You know what they say about boys in pink making the girls wink? No? neither do we but this hottie with his tats out and his big arms makes us wink, groan and quiver.

Cute but not my type (-76 rating, 234 votes)

Sep 14

Steve’s Sleeve


Date:7th September 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: @strutcakes

There once was a boy named Steve, he was adorned with a sexy tat sleeve.
He sat on the tube, looking hot like a dude, while those that looked on whispered “Jeez”.

Cute but not my type (+236 rating, 344 votes)

Jul 14

Oh him, he’s ‘armless


Date: 28th July 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Marianna

Well as it happens he’s not, he’s got a couple of tickets to the gun show. They are front row tickets with VIP access for all Oyster card holders…. Please form an orderly queue!

Cute but not my type (+362 rating, 488 votes)

Jul 14

Green Thongs


Date: 26th June 2014

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Padge

With his big arms, Adidas T-Shirt and huge sports bag we think that this chap is probably on his way to the gym. A few words of advice sweet cheeks…. Don’t wear your flip flops on the treadmill #accidentwaitingtohappen

Cute but not my type (+138 rating, 283 votes)

Jun 14

Holy and Double Sleeved


Date: 19th June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Barrowboy

Is there anything hotter than a guy kicking back in his comfiest jeans? Yes a sexy guy with hot tattoos, kicking back in his comfiest jeans!!

Cute but not my type (+59 rating, 251 votes)

Jun 14

Flash Gordon…


Date: 14th June 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: graceisace

As if the classy lady with the specs to his left isn’t intrigued enough by him, the beauty in this picture also seems to have noticed his picture being taken. Ready to flash his teeth while she is ready to flash her camera – what else would you like to see him flash?

Cute but not my type (+85 rating, 214 votes)

Jun 14

Hmmm Tats Nice


Date: 13th June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: barrowboy77

A penny for your thoughts kind sir… We think he is planning a use for his illuminous bag – maybe he takes it with him to work incase there is a powercut? Who knows? Who cares? He’s super cute so can carry on…

Cute but not my type (-18 rating, 195 votes)

Jun 14

Mike Nike Like


Date: 9th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: southg8lad

What is it about the weather bringing out all these leg spreaders? Not that we are disapproving or anything. This cutie looks a little deer in the headlights – if only he knew he was on Tubecrush for his sins!

Cute but not my type (+22 rating, 288 votes)

Jun 14

Cheeky Mankey


Date: 3rd June 2014

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Cheeky Munkey

Tats the way to do it! Snap a hottie on the DLR and then send him to Tubecrush to share with the world. We love this guys cute face and think he could be a cheeky so and so, so with that in mind he’s our cheeky Mankey!

Cute but not my type (+74 rating, 229 votes)

Jun 14

The Day Watchman


Date: 3rd June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Reluctant Commuter

With an almost cartoon like concentration on his face, this very handsome man is showing off his best man pout and also his nice guns! With a desperation to cry “What’s the time Mr Wolf”, if you are little red riding hood you had better watch-out!

Cute but not my type (+87 rating, 192 votes)

Apr 14

Sleeve me alone


Date: 23rd April 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Min

Wowzers what a hottie. He seems to be sitting comfortably, gazing out of the window with the sun shining down on him. Is that seat next to him being saved for you? No it’s saved for me – budge off he’s mine!

Cute but not my type (+121 rating, 290 votes)

Oct 13

Over or Under?


Date: 13th October 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @huzaifahussein

Some like their men over and some like their men under but here at #Tubecrush HQ with this hot bit of stuff we really don’t mind.

Cute but not my type (-112 rating, 305 votes)

Feb 13

Please keep your sweet on the seat


Date: 14th February 2013

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: @Rcommuter

We all see those train information boards informing us of the rules of the rails but do we really pay attention to them? This sweetheart could be the guy that Network Rail needs to really make people observe the posters. We decided to write our own TubeCrush version for commuters;

1) In the event of seeing a hottie do not pull the emergency alarm, instead just play this track on your IPhone
2) Men should preferably wear shorts
3) Showing a bit of cheeky tattoo is encouraged
4) All male passengers should smile for any potential photo opportunities
5) Putting just one foot on the seat is allowed provided rule 2 is observed.

Cute but not my type (+367 rating, 519 votes)

Oct 12

Knee Padded


Date: 10th October, 2012

Line: District

Submitted by: Annabelle

So the big hand strikes 5 and its time to clock off from a hard day working on your knees. This hard working bit of stuff is just the labourer you wouldn’t mind coming round to do some odd jobs….

Cute but not my type (+19 rating, 353 votes)

Aug 12

Spiced up my life


Date: 16th August

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Joanne

This handsome morsel apparently caught Joanne snapping him for Tubecrush. With his sexy eyes looking straight down the lens it’s difficult not to fall for him. Reminds us of a Spice Girls song Slam it to the left, shake it to the right “I see you, hold tight”!

Cute but not my type (+150 rating, 311 votes)

Aug 12

Armed and Tatted


Date: 17th August 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: ArchAngel

This hot guy looks all a fluster flitting between the pages of the evening standard whilst trying to stand on the moving train. We like his tattoo and just wish he would whip his shirt off so we could see more!

Cute but not my type (+393 rating, 522 votes)

Aug 12

Off Ground Touch


Date: 3rd August 2012

Line: Overground

Submitted by: @Markylon

Remember primary school and those games you used to play in the playground? Stuck in the mud, IT, 40,40 etc. This handsome Indy type is bringing fun to the commute by playing his very own version of ‘Off-Ground Touch’ when you hear a train announcement you have to not touch the floor. The next game we would like to play with this guy though is definitely Kiss Chase!

Cute but not my type (+67 rating, 389 votes)