May 15



Date: 29th May 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: DH 

Cute hair and skinny jeans make this chap look quite a sex pot – we will forgive that his sock label appears to be hanging out on this occassion.

Cute but not my type (-104 rating, 311 votes)

Jan 15

Coordinated Quadriceps


Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Dx901

It’s no wonder this sexy guy can’t keep his legs closer together, his bulging quads (at rest) must be so heavy. They do however act as an enticing landing strip guiding you in to park!

Cute but not my type (-124 rating, 409 votes)

Nov 14

Meat, Meat Everywhere!


Date: 23rd November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @Bkid95

If this guy was a sub in subway just what flavour would he be? 1st things first he would definitely be a Footlong! Maybe meatballs, maybe BMT and maybe even a subway club but one thing is for sure he is hot with double the meat!

Cute but not my type (+49 rating, 539 votes)

Jun 14

Holborn this way


Date: 12th June 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Alex

Doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H.O.T. Just pick your phones up, coz he’s in Holborn this way baby.

Cute but not my type (+49 rating, 240 votes)

May 14

Sock it to him


Date: 16th May 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: JHancock

When travelling on the underground please be sure to wear appropriate clothing. We deem appropriate as the following:


And if you get cold cover your legs with your coat. Now pull your football socks up and vote this post up!

Cute but not my type (+21 rating, 208 votes)

Apr 14

Jock with no sock


Date: 12th April 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: SiW

If you look closely you can see something that this guy is supposed to have covered up! That’s right he’s showing off a bit of skin down there! Can you see it yet? This sexy gym fit man has his ankle exposed for all to see. Ooh Matron it’s like a carry on film – carry on crushing!

Cute but not my type (+104 rating, 210 votes)

Apr 14

The Straddled Kindle Reader


Date: March 14

Line: District

Submitted by: Wapping Wanderer

We have all heard the saying ‘Suns Out – Guns Out’ but this handsome man is also adding his thighs and calves to the equation. Rightly so he would keep our tube journey a pleasant one!

Cute but not my type (+215 rating, 295 votes)

Jan 14

Blue Sock Jock


Date: 31st December 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Chloe

We know what this sexy guy got for Christmas don’t we…. “Thanks mum just what I needed” well it did get you on to Tubecrush, those socks and your handsome face.

Cute but not my type (+59 rating, 239 votes)

Nov 13

Shin Paddy

shin pads


Date: 6th November
Line: Hammersmith and City
Submitted by: @scotscotscot
We are not sure if he has his own name sewn into his footy socks but for the purposes of a witty title we are calling this chap Patrick. He looks quite into his book on his journey about town – we wonder if he has played yet – is he psyching himself up with a motivational book or consoling a lose by reading something uplifting? We will never know!
Cute but not my type (+77 rating, 384 votes)

Mar 13

Protect Your Bubble Butt


Date: 11th March 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Fiona

That’s right ‘it could be you’ sadly for you though this time it was him and isn’t he a sight to behold. Handsome face, t-shirt, blazer and boots – he does work the look quite well. It’s not his bubble he needs to protect its his heart as he’s the type you could fall in love with!

Cute but not my type (+252 rating, 487 votes)

Oct 11

The beginning of the end

Date: 2nd October 2011

Line: Central Line

Submited by: @Jase

Its like a countdown to Armageddon, and only one man knows the clock is ticking. @Jase just happened to be there to document it! Wearing an appropriately printed T-Shirt that he has been saving for this very day this long legged hottie has packed his rucksack, his Iphone4 is fully charged (as is possible), grabbed his hoodie on the way out the door and is heading to the safety zone. We are just hoping that the safety zone is here at TubeCrush HQ….

Cute but not my type (+8 rating, 350 votes)

Mar 11

Just call us Chardonnay…

Just Call Us Chardonnay

Date: 20th March 2011

Line: Metropolitan Line

…as this is the kind of guy that makes us all want to be a footballer’s wife.

Cute but not my type (+52 rating, 259 votes)