Geek Chic

Mar 15

The Colour (and taste) of Love

Date: 16th January 2015

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Elgin

We don’t normally accept black and white images for Tubecrush but we saw this guy and thought “sod it – he’s far too beautiful not to post” if tasting really is believing then which part of him would you lick first?

Cute but not my type (+169 rating, 125 votes)

Mar 15

Denim Jack It

Date: 3rd March 2015 

Line: Northern 

 Submitted by: Jinxy11

With his hair in a wave and his earphones at rest this handsome man is glancing about the carriage to pass the time. We think he is rockin’ the denim look!! 

Cute but not my type (-97 rating, 572 votes)

Mar 15

Whizzing Waistcoat

Date: 24th February 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Elaine

Just look at how fast that train is thundering through the countryside! Sexy boyo in the pic is yet completely in focus and even showing a bit of gun between studying and hydrating!

Cute but not my type (+165 rating, 1,076 votes)

Jan 15

Nail him


Date: 24th January 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Green-eyed

Just what is this sexy guy reading on his phone? It must be scary, if he’s not careful he might a bite a finger off.

Cute but not my type (+32 rating, 429 votes)

Jan 15

Globally Gathering his thoughts


Date: 12th January 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Abbie

What was that you cutie? You have just been to a festival and you made it out alive? Abbie mentioned in her email she instantly fell in love with him – did you?

Cute but not my type (-11 rating, 453 votes)

Jan 15



Date: 24th September 2014

Line: Overground

Submitted by: JB

This guy has his hands full so probably wouldn’t be able to take you on if he wanted to but if I grab his coffee you can grab his phone and he can grab us both?

Cute but not my type (+162 rating, 404 votes)

Dec 14

Tea for 1,2 and 3


Date: 29th September 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Norwegian

Would you like date for afternoon tea? Well how about this handsome chap sat at Heathrow T1/2/3. One lump or two?

Cute but not my type (-58 rating, 243 votes)

Nov 14

Pap a Flat Cap


Date: 8th November 2014

Line: Central

Submitted by: Hudson

This dapper chap must surely be heading east on the central line with his cool flat cap and beard combo going on. We think he looks pretty sexy Specsy in those glasses too, we just love a Shoreditch guy on Tubecrush!

Cute but not my type (+55 rating, 331 votes)

Oct 14

Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone


Date: 14th September 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Kingstonlad

Now that summer has drawn to a close and that autumn is in full swing KL was lucky to have seen a little ray of sunshine on his commute. Could Bill Withers of been writing about this cutie? As his Tshirt suggests – Sun – Kiss … “Anytime he goes away”.

Cute but not my type (+194 rating, 416 votes)

Sep 14

Little Jack Horner


Date: 12th September 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Francis

He doesn’t have any curds or whey – any suggestions on what he could eat instead?

Cute but not my type (+276 rating, 419 votes)

Jul 14

Just a hint of…


Date: 2nd July 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: Josh

Pink. In his tie that is! This sexy passenger was spotted on the District line, we think he is a super stylish hottie. Nice shoes too!

Cute but not my type (+232 rating, 380 votes)

Jun 14

Crush yourself fabulous


Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: PjOL

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what they don’t say is what is in the mouth of this Tubecrush? We would put money on it either being fizzy laces or bitter lemon.

Cute but not my type (+29 rating, 170 votes)

Jun 14

Spread em and lean back


Date: 9th June 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: Barnaby

Ok so this one is slightly out of focus but you can make out his beauty in that sunlight. This floppy haired dream machine is quite used to spreading ‘em and even has elbow pads incase he drops to the floor. What the other passengers don’t know is that his fluorescent hold all is actually a travel blow up bed, perfect for when he meets his Tubecrush and well, wants to get to it!!

Cute but not my type (+216 rating, 370 votes)

Apr 14

The boy with the purple hood


Date: 8th April 2014

Line: District Line

Submitted by: @lewisbrend

Have you ever seen such polished brown shoes? This guy is almost reflecting the fluorescent tube lights from them. Well there is that and his cute beaming grin – if only everyone on the tube could be so devilishly cheeky!

Cute but not my type (+96 rating, 252 votes)

Apr 14

Beard Slim Shady



Date: 14th April 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: huzaifahussein

That’s it dude, you kick back listen to your music and enjoy the sun beaming into the train window. Dont get too comfy behind those shades you might just fall asleep. The only thing we wonder about this sexy guy is why he has a pair of trainers next to him… they are for his Tubecrush so that they can run and he can catch you!

Cute but not my type (-93 rating, 203 votes)

Apr 14

Want his number?



Date: 4th April 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Anastasia

We are hereby making a suggestion to @TFL to roll-out  a new initiative across their whole network – all carriages to be fitted with telephone number plaques above extremely hot model like men travelling on the underground. We saw this guy and picked up the phone, sadly though we didn’t get through to him.

Cute but not my type (-7 rating, 266 votes)

Mar 14

Evil cat Watching


Date: 11th March 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Brenda

There is an evil cat on every tube train, lurking to spy on unsuspecting handsome hotties. You had better watch out because this cat is also known as Brenda…..

Cute but not my type (+51 rating, 175 votes)

Mar 14

Bearded Dragon


Date: 27th February 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Kanye

We can’t actually verify if this stylish chap is infact a dragon but he most definitely has a beard – a great beard at that. Would you care to be his amphibious owner?

Cute but not my type (-95 rating, 269 votes)

Feb 14

Tash On Tash Man


Date: 17th February 2014

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: LL

I’m a tash man, skibby dibby dup, da dadda dup, da dadda dup. Skibby dibby dup, da dadda dup, da dadda dup. If the tash man can do it so can you!

Cute but not my type (-267 rating, 321 votes)

Feb 14

Wrist bandit


Date: 8th February 2014

Line: Bakerloo I

Submitted by: Jimblycat

We love to think of the hot guys we see on the tube as mini stories. This sexy guy has a memory-wristband and we think he had just got back from a hedonistic escape to Thailand* – where they sell such bracelets. How was your trip hottie?


Cute but not my type (+113 rating, 252 votes)