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5
Feb 16

Smoking Hot

  
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: NJ

We know the sign says no smoking but this guy is smouldering hot. With arms like that he may just go up in flames shaking his protein powder. Tfl would have to forgive him if he combusts, he’s just too cute. 

Cute but not my type (+179 rating, 205 votes)
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17
Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+161 rating, 231 votes)
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24
Nov 15

Sexy Eyes Surprise

Date: 9th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Felon
Clearly this hottie has something big to be man spreading so wide! Forgiving that we can’t help but notice his sexy eyes and that it says SMS on his shirt – what’s your number hot stuff?

Cute but not my type (+146 rating, 192 votes)
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11
Nov 15

Kents Best Body

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

This sexy guy is 100% home county hotness. Probably not actually from Canterbury, we wouldn’t mind seeing this guy in person and asking him to show us around those shorts.

Cute but not my type (+65 rating, 187 votes)
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25
Aug 15

Batman seen on the DLR

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Date: 24th August 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Jay

Shoulders of a Greek god and the strength of Batman – this sexy guy could be our superhero anyday.

Cute but not my type (+52 rating, 112 votes)
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5
Aug 15

Tasty Torso

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Date: 5th August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Coxy

If we could be anything today it would be that Nike Tick on his chest – so hot!

Cute but not my type (+131 rating, 205 votes)
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2
Aug 15

Buns and Guns

Date: 1st August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: EmmaB
Buns of steel and arms of iron (or other hard metals). We fell in love with this tubecrush immediately. What time is it sexy boy?

Cute but not my type (+5 rating, 133 votes)
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17
Jun 15

Under Exposed

  

Date: 16th June 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Nadia

With an up-do to be proud of, sexy boyo here is looking a little on the light side. That tube lighting really isn’t the most flattering but he is working it, even if he could expose more.

Cute but not my type (+92 rating, 125 votes)
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2
Jun 15

Cam Ooof Large

 
Date: 4th April 2015

Line:  Northern

Submitted by: D

We can’t confirm or deny that this sexy guy is called Cam but we can say look at those big arms and pecs – Ooof. Yum.

Cute but not my type (-133 rating, 271 votes)
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11
Apr 15

Spotted Puppy Dog

 

Date: 5th April 2015

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Hills

You know that horrendous moment you are taking an awkwardly angled #Tubecrush and the hottie in question looks at you with big puppy dog eyes? Yeah That. 

Cute but not my type (+286 rating, 225 votes)
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2
Apr 15

2for1 weekender

  

Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 

Cute but not my type (+672 rating, 404 votes)
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26
Mar 15

Easter Bunny Boy

 

Date: 18th March 2015

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Twitter User 

Dressed in all black like the milk tray man is this sexy guy your secret Easter egg delivery boy this Easter? I’m sure he could deliver up something sweet if he put his mind to it.

Cute but not my type (+236 rating, 207 votes)
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14
Mar 15

Mind the gap



Date: 14th March 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted By: James

Now you see him, now you don’t. This TubeCrusher cleverly managed to snap a hottie between the gap in the seats – and what a hottie he is. Cute face, sporty look and nice bod too! 

Cute but not my type (+461 rating, 306 votes)
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11
Mar 15

Everlasting Love



Date: 21st February 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Huw

If this cute guy was a battery he would be everlasting like a Duracell or Everready. Full of energy and can go for hours. 

Cute but not my type (-22 rating, 200 votes)
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14
Jan 15

Coordinated Quadriceps

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Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Dx901

It’s no wonder this sexy guy can’t keep his legs closer together, his bulging quads (at rest) must be so heavy. They do however act as an enticing landing strip guiding you in to park!

Cute but not my type (-122 rating, 413 votes)
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9
Jan 15

Raise your hand if you want it

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Date: 7th January 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Mandy

Simon says stand still, Simon says hold the handrail tight, Simon says smile, hold your hand up if you’re hot stuff!

Cute but not my type (+169 rating, 405 votes)
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5
Jan 15

Back to work-out Monday

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Date: 4th January 2015

Line: Hammersmith and City

Submitted by: JHancock

Did you have the back to work blues today? Well this sexy guy will cheer you up no end, we wonder what’s in his big-big bag? Left over Turkey or perhaps unwanted jumpers from granny? Either way good weights for bicep curls!

Cute but not my type (+118 rating, 319 votes)
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12
Dec 14

Pink Tatted Tuber

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Date: 9th December 2014

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Bluesyyle

You know what they say about boys in pink making the girls wink? No? neither do we but this hottie with his tats out and his big arms makes us wink, groan and quiver.

Cute but not my type (-76 rating, 234 votes)
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5
Dec 14

The Muscle Reader

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Date: 25th November 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: LiaMJ24

Are you the type of girl that struggles with finishing a paper on the tube? Let us introduce ‘Muscle Reader’ on hand to look sexy and whiz you through them pages before you get off!!!

Cute but not my type (+274 rating, 450 votes)
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22
Nov 14

Meat, Meat Everywhere!

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Date: 23rd November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @Bkid95

If this guy was a sub in subway just what flavour would he be? 1st things first he would definitely be a Footlong! Maybe meatballs, maybe BMT and maybe even a subway club but one thing is for sure he is hot with double the meat!

Cute but not my type (+53 rating, 549 votes)
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