01
Aug 17

Why is the Central line so hot?

Date: June 2017

Line: Central

Submitted by: CoCombs

Wowzers – lock up your daughters (and gay sons) this sex bomb is hotting up the central line.


20
Dec 16

Toms Daley Commute 

Original post from May 2015


Line: Circle / Piccadilly

Submitted by: Anna

Hey sexy Tom, you have already made it – twice Olympic medal winner and now you have made it on to Tubecrush twice. What else can we say apart from you are getting hotter with age and are looking fine as usual sir!!!


08
Dec 16

The Incredible Bulk


Date: 6th December 2016

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: MH

Have you ever been travelling on the Jubillee line just waiting for the hottie by the door to rip his clothes off and turn into a super hero? Just us then!! 💪🏻🏋🏼


04
Sep 16

Mr White Trousers

Date: 26th Aigust 2016

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Burn2

There is one thing that is for sure with tight fitting jeans is that you get to see every (we mean every) detail about a mans lower half of the body. Those calves, those thighs and a lovely lunchbox! 


05
Feb 16

Smoking Hot

  
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: NJ

We know the sign says no smoking but this guy is smouldering hot. With arms like that he may just go up in flames shaking his protein powder. Tfl would have to forgive him if he combusts, he’s just too cute. 


17
Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.


24
Nov 15

Sexy Eyes Surprise

Date: 9th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Felon
Clearly this hottie has something big to be man spreading so wide! Forgiving that we can’t help but notice his sexy eyes and that it says SMS on his shirt – what’s your number hot stuff?


11
Nov 15

Kents Best Body

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

This sexy guy is 100% home county hotness. Probably not actually from Canterbury, we wouldn’t mind seeing this guy in person and asking him to show us around those shorts.


25
Aug 15

Batman seen on the DLR

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Date: 24th August 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Jay

Shoulders of a Greek god and the strength of Batman – this sexy guy could be our superhero anyday.


05
Aug 15

Tasty Torso

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Date: 5th August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Coxy

If we could be anything today it would be that Nike Tick on his chest – so hot!


02
Aug 15

Buns and Guns

Date: 1st August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: EmmaB
Buns of steel and arms of iron (or other hard metals). We fell in love with this tubecrush immediately. What time is it sexy boy?


17
Jun 15

Under Exposed

  

Date: 16th June 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Nadia

With an up-do to be proud of, sexy boyo here is looking a little on the light side. That tube lighting really isn’t the most flattering but he is working it, even if he could expose more.


02
Jun 15

Cam Ooof Large

 
Date: 4th April 2015

Line:  Northern

Submitted by: D

We can’t confirm or deny that this sexy guy is called Cam but we can say look at those big arms and pecs – Ooof. Yum.


11
Apr 15

Spotted Puppy Dog

 

Date: 5th April 2015

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Hills

You know that horrendous moment you are taking an awkwardly angled #Tubecrush and the hottie in question looks at you with big puppy dog eyes? Yeah That. 


02
Apr 15

2for1 weekender

  

Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 


26
Mar 15

Easter Bunny Boy

 

Date: 18th March 2015

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Twitter User 

Dressed in all black like the milk tray man is this sexy guy your secret Easter egg delivery boy this Easter? I’m sure he could deliver up something sweet if he put his mind to it.


14
Mar 15

Mind the gap



Date: 14th March 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted By: James

Now you see him, now you don’t. This TubeCrusher cleverly managed to snap a hottie between the gap in the seats – and what a hottie he is. Cute face, sporty look and nice bod too! 


11
Mar 15

Everlasting Love



Date: 21st February 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Huw

If this cute guy was a battery he would be everlasting like a Duracell or Everready. Full of energy and can go for hours. 


14
Jan 15

Coordinated Quadriceps

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Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Dx901

It’s no wonder this sexy guy can’t keep his legs closer together, his bulging quads (at rest) must be so heavy. They do however act as an enticing landing strip guiding you in to park!


09
Jan 15

Raise your hand if you want it

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Date: 7th January 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Mandy

Simon says stand still, Simon says hold the handrail tight, Simon says smile, hold your hand up if you’re hot stuff!