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5
Feb 16

Smoking Hot

  
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: NJ

We know the sign says no smoking but this guy is smouldering hot. With arms like that he may just go up in flames shaking his protein powder. Tfl would have to forgive him if he combusts, he’s just too cute. 

Cute but not my type (+179 rating, 205 votes)
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24
Nov 15

Sexy Eyes Surprise

Date: 9th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Felon
Clearly this hottie has something big to be man spreading so wide! Forgiving that we can’t help but notice his sexy eyes and that it says SMS on his shirt – what’s your number hot stuff?

Cute but not my type (+146 rating, 192 votes)
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14
Nov 15

Pure Sex

  
Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Squibby

Sex on legs, on the chair or standing up not fussy.

Cute but not my type (+186 rating, 216 votes)
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3
Nov 15

Oops upside your head

 

Date: 14th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: LuckyL 
This sexy guy (let’s call him Gillet Gary) isn’t sure where to look. Out of the corner of his lovely eyes he sees someone tubecrushing him. Gary puts his hand in his pocket, grabs the pole and looks up! 

Cute but not my type (+36 rating, 108 votes)
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27
Oct 15

A bit of Al’Wright

 

Date: 27th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Mark Himself

Any regular tubecrushers know we don’t do selfies (it even says so in the Daily Telegraph ) but when we see a bit of hot Essex telly-totty we thought why not stop at Russell Tovey. Mark has shown us that when he’s not half naked selling us yoghurt he is looking pretty fit on the Central line! 

Cute but not my type (-18 rating, 138 votes)
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24
Sep 15

Armoured and Sleeved

 

Date: 6th September 2015

Line: Northern 

 Submitted by: SK
Clearly on his way to or from the gym this sexy guy has enough arm tats to keep any tattoo fan coming back for more. 

Cute but not my type (+52 rating, 156 votes)
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24
Jul 15

Beef Grills

Date: 5th July 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: DM88

We couldn’t help notice that this handsome hottie looked like he was all set for a trip into the outback. Petrol green shirt, backpack and shoes he’s defo gonna blend in. Forget Baer Grylls this guy shall be our bit of meat for the expedition.

Cute but not my type (+103 rating, 128 votes)
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23
Jul 15

Starry Eyed Surprise

 
Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

We’re not really into horoscopes but if his Jupiter was in our Uranus there would be good times had by all. 

Cute but not my type (+83 rating, 144 votes)
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14
Jul 15

Suit Beck and Sides

  
Date: 25th June 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Alexandra

Is it just us or does this hottie look a bit like David Beckham? He is rockin that hairstyle and looking particularly sexy in that suit. Please form an orderly line folks…..

Cute but not my type (+160 rating, 164 votes)
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9
Jul 15

Avoiding the tube

 

Date: 28th May 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Harry 
What other choice do you have when there is a #tubestrike but to jump aboard a commuter train and take a different journey. This sexy passenger certainly cheered up our walk to work today. 

Cute but not my type (+183 rating, 174 votes)
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29
Jun 15

Caught Him Looking 

  

Date: 24th June 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: Angela

This smouldering hot chap really does catch the eye, his beard, his face, his hair… Yum! We think that his somewhat moody looks make him look even more attractive. 

Cute but not my type (+133 rating, 163 votes)
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21
Jun 15

Mr Sexy Spexy 

 

Date: 28th May 2015

Line: District 

Submitted by: Fifi 

This beautiful guy isn’t giving off the right body language (Ursula told us so). We do think however if he unfolds those arms and opens his legs a little wider we would get the message! 

Cute but not my type (-6 rating, 154 votes)
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4
Jun 15

The Mile Thigh Cub

 

Date: 1st June 2015

Line: Central 

Submitted by: D James 

Goodness isn’t this a sight for sore thighs? This sporty hottie may be guilty of #manspreading but at least he is giving us a treat at the same time.  

Cute but not my type (+7 rating, 412 votes)
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1
Jun 15

Shady and Armed

  

Date: Not Sure

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Ruoqing

Well he certainly wins points for looking cool when leaning, but as my mum always says “if you have time lean you have time to clean” so who wants to get dirty with this one? 

Cute but not my type (-34 rating, 351 votes)
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13
May 15

I want some

  

Date: 11th May 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Scubafreakz

This tatted, tanned Tottie was clearly trying to camouflage his belongings on his journey – there’s no fooling us sexy chops we can see you have a big package.

Cute but not my type (-196 rating, 339 votes)
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21
Apr 15

Foxy Cool

 

Date: 17th April 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Alice

The sun really did have his hat on, on this morning or the sex pot in this picture was nursing a hangover. That hairy chest really got us going! Grrrrr.

Cute but not my type (-45 rating, 196 votes)
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2
Apr 15

2for1 weekender

  

Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 

Cute but not my type (+672 rating, 404 votes)
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26
Mar 15

Easter Bunny Boy

 

Date: 18th March 2015

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Twitter User 

Dressed in all black like the milk tray man is this sexy guy your secret Easter egg delivery boy this Easter? I’m sure he could deliver up something sweet if he put his mind to it.

Cute but not my type (+236 rating, 207 votes)
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24
Mar 15

Shuttle Cocky



Date: 24th March 2015

Line: Gatwick Terminal Shuttle

Submitted by: Caz

This sexy boyo was spotted on his way into London, we hope the borders were prepared to allow such a handsome specimen into the country. With a handsome glance to his left we think he has a certain cockiness that makes us want to see more!

Cute but not my type (+29 rating, 172 votes)
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11
Mar 15

Things Are Looking Up



Date: 10th January 2015 

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Sam

The sun is out and things are looking up, you have a beautifully sexy man sat opposite you and the world is all of a sudden a better place. Well the tube ride is maybe not the world.

Cute but not my type (+314 rating, 272 votes)
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