Tanned


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Aug 16

Backpack and Nap

Date: 22nd August 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: GoldM

When it all gets too much and you rest your weary head on your arm in the hopes your journey is nearly finished. #armnap

Cute but not my type (+6 rating, 28 votes)
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Aug 16

Snack’in Sexy


Date: 19th August 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SLondon

You know when you get a little #Hangry and all you want to do is have sex and eat some carbs? This strapping stud is just what the doctor ordered – pass me your sausage roll hot stuff!!!!! 

Cute but not my type (+49 rating, 53 votes)
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20
Aug 16

iWould Of Course


Date: 17th August 2016

Line: Metropolitan Line

Submitted by: The PM

It’s a good job he has an iPhone because we would just love to airdrop ourselves onto his face.

Cute but not my type (-15 rating, 39 votes)
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13
Aug 16

Summer Loving


Date: 11th August 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Those shades and those legs and those arms and oh my it’s hot in here. 

Cute but not my type (+20 rating, 50 votes)
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20
Jul 16

Poke Me On


Date: 19th July 2016

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: LV

This sexy hottie seems to be waiting to catch’em all with his very wide legs and spare hand resting on his Pika-Pika.

Cute but not my type (+52 rating, 80 votes)
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5
Feb 16

Smoking Hot

  
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: NJ

We know the sign says no smoking but this guy is smouldering hot. With arms like that he may just go up in flames shaking his protein powder. Tfl would have to forgive him if he combusts, he’s just too cute. 

Cute but not my type (+208 rating, 236 votes)
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24
Nov 15

Sexy Eyes Surprise

Date: 9th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Felon
Clearly this hottie has something big to be man spreading so wide! Forgiving that we can’t help but notice his sexy eyes and that it says SMS on his shirt – what’s your number hot stuff?

Cute but not my type (+149 rating, 197 votes)
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14
Nov 15

Pure Sex

  
Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Squibby

Sex on legs, on the chair or standing up not fussy.

Cute but not my type (+192 rating, 222 votes)
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3
Nov 15

Oops upside your head

 

Date: 14th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: LuckyL 
This sexy guy (let’s call him Gillet Gary) isn’t sure where to look. Out of the corner of his lovely eyes he sees someone tubecrushing him. Gary puts his hand in his pocket, grabs the pole and looks up! 

Cute but not my type (+37 rating, 109 votes)
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27
Oct 15

A bit of Al’Wright

 

Date: 27th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Mark Himself

Any regular tubecrushers know we don’t do selfies (it even says so in the Daily Telegraph ) but when we see a bit of hot Essex telly-totty we thought why not stop at Russell Tovey. Mark has shown us that when he’s not half naked selling us yoghurt he is looking pretty fit on the Central line! 

Cute but not my type (-18 rating, 140 votes)
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24
Sep 15

Armoured and Sleeved

 

Date: 6th September 2015

Line: Northern 

 Submitted by: SK
Clearly on his way to or from the gym this sexy guy has enough arm tats to keep any tattoo fan coming back for more. 

Cute but not my type (+53 rating, 159 votes)
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24
Jul 15

Beef Grills

Date: 5th July 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: DM88

We couldn’t help notice that this handsome hottie looked like he was all set for a trip into the outback. Petrol green shirt, backpack and shoes he’s defo gonna blend in. Forget Baer Grylls this guy shall be our bit of meat for the expedition.

Cute but not my type (+105 rating, 130 votes)
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23
Jul 15

Starry Eyed Surprise

 
Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

We’re not really into horoscopes but if his Jupiter was in our Uranus there would be good times had by all. 

Cute but not my type (+84 rating, 145 votes)
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14
Jul 15

Suit Beck and Sides

  
Date: 25th June 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Alexandra

Is it just us or does this hottie look a bit like David Beckham? He is rockin that hairstyle and looking particularly sexy in that suit. Please form an orderly line folks…..

Cute but not my type (+159 rating, 165 votes)
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9
Jul 15

Avoiding the tube

 

Date: 28th May 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Harry 
What other choice do you have when there is a #tubestrike but to jump aboard a commuter train and take a different journey. This sexy passenger certainly cheered up our walk to work today. 

Cute but not my type (+185 rating, 176 votes)
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29
Jun 15

Caught Him Looking 

  

Date: 24th June 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: Angela

This smouldering hot chap really does catch the eye, his beard, his face, his hair… Yum! We think that his somewhat moody looks make him look even more attractive. 

Cute but not my type (+135 rating, 165 votes)
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21
Jun 15

Mr Sexy Spexy 

 

Date: 28th May 2015

Line: District 

Submitted by: Fifi 

This beautiful guy isn’t giving off the right body language (Ursula told us so). We do think however if he unfolds those arms and opens his legs a little wider we would get the message! 

Cute but not my type (-6 rating, 158 votes)
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4
Jun 15

The Mile Thigh Cub

 

Date: 1st June 2015

Line: Central 

Submitted by: D James 

Goodness isn’t this a sight for sore thighs? This sporty hottie may be guilty of #manspreading but at least he is giving us a treat at the same time.  

Cute but not my type (+6 rating, 415 votes)
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Jun 15

Shady and Armed

  

Date: Not Sure

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Ruoqing

Well he certainly wins points for looking cool when leaning, but as my mum always says “if you have time lean you have time to clean” so who wants to get dirty with this one? 

Cute but not my type (-32 rating, 353 votes)
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13
May 15

I want some

  

Date: 11th May 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Scubafreakz

This tatted, tanned Tottie was clearly trying to camouflage his belongings on his journey – there’s no fooling us sexy chops we can see you have a big package.

Cute but not my type (-196 rating, 341 votes)
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