May 15

Paper Round (Two)


Date: 1st May 2015

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: @fmmorganwilliams

Did you have a paper round when you were younger? No neither did we but if we could choose a hottie to drop round our news fix it would be this sexy guy. We’d just make sure our house was the last drop and invite him in to give him his weekly tip! 

Cute but not my type (+191 rating, 121 votes)

Mar 15

Bearded Gunner

Date: 20th February 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Dotty

With his arms busting out of his nice fitted jacket, this handsome guy could be accused of concealing a weapon or two. 

Cute but not my type (+17 rating, 181 votes)

Mar 15

Hands for the job

Date: 13th Match 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Nadia

The things that made us fall in love with this guy were his big manly hands and his beautiful eyes. He could look you in the eye, melt your heart and hold your tight! 

Cute but not my type (+98 rating, 148 votes)

Mar 15

Table Top Totty

Date: 2nd March 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Funnybones

Ever sat opposite someone at a table and thought – the only thing missing here is a candle and a slap up meal for two? I think the lady that sent this in to us was thinking just that… But sadly young lady by the look of his finger this guy might just already be taken.

Cute but not my type (+372 rating, 412 votes)

Feb 15

Black Hooded Hottie


Date: 12th February 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Alison

There is something about this sexy guy in his hoodie that makes us want to hug him. Can you think what it might be?

Cute but not my type (+168 rating, 693 votes)

Jan 15

Nail him


Date: 24th January 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Green-eyed

Just what is this sexy guy reading on his phone? It must be scary, if he’s not careful he might a bite a finger off.

Cute but not my type (+43 rating, 442 votes)

Dec 14

Santas Big Helper


Date: 19th December 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Nick

Lifting sacks much? His Arms – need we say any more?

Cute but not my type (+274 rating, 441 votes)

Dec 14

Watching A Hottie


Date: 19th December 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Mo

This sexy dude is hot, with his timepiece on full display could he be counting down the hours till Christmas? We know what we would like from Santa – this guy naked in wrapping paper.

Cute but not my type (+206 rating, 455 votes)

Dec 14

Love struck on the tube


Date: 26th November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Sarah

Wrapped up warm in his winter coat, (no doubt getting ready for the inevitable snow), this sexy guy chose to sit under a dating ad on his tube journey. If only it had his contact details we’re sure he would be inundated with connections requests.

Cute but not my type (+289 rating, 624 votes)

Sep 14

Tall, Dark and Nature


Date: 10th September 2014

Line: Overground

Submitted by: JB

Unconfirmed rumours suggest that this sexy chap is a naturist at weekends. He likes nothing better than getting home kicking his shoes off and getting stuck in…. to his book.

Cute but not my type (+171 rating, 275 votes)

Jul 14

Oh him, he’s ‘armless


Date: 28th July 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Marianna

Well as it happens he’s not, he’s got a couple of tickets to the gun show. They are front row tickets with VIP access for all Oyster card holders…. Please form an orderly queue!

Cute but not my type (+343 rating, 470 votes)

Jun 14

The thin green line


Date: 2nd May 2014

Line: District Line

Submitted by: KC

It’s not that this guy doesn’t take a walk on the wild side as much as he takes a seat on the right side. His boyish good locks coupled with a sexy suit make this guy very Tubecrush worthy. If only he could take a walk on the dark side with us – we would pull him not only by his tie!

Cute but not my type (+113 rating, 213 votes)

Apr 14

All because the lady loves…


Date: 15th April 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Angel Francis

Do you remember those ads from the 90’s where a dashingly handsome man dressed in all black nimbly jumps walls and scales buildings to deliver a box of chocolates? Well this sexy guy could be the 2014 revival – what would you want him to deliver you?

Cute but not my type (+55 rating, 207 votes)

Apr 14

Want his number?



Date: 4th April 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Anastasia

We are hereby making a suggestion to @TFL to roll-out  a new initiative across their whole network – all carriages to be fitted with telephone number plaques above extremely hot model like men travelling on the underground. We saw this guy and picked up the phone, sadly though we didn’t get through to him.

Cute but not my type (-5 rating, 267 votes)

Feb 14

Thumb Sucker


Date: Feb 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: @RaeeMonroHonsou

Look at Mr Handsome here, didn’t his mother tell him not to suck his thumb. We think he is just aware he is being crushed, next he will be on the fetal position or as we refer to it ‘the small spoon’ – any takers to be the big one?

Cute but not my type (+88 rating, 217 votes)

Feb 14

Wrist bandit


Date: 8th February 2014

Line: Bakerloo I

Submitted by: Jimblycat

We love to think of the hot guys we see on the tube as mini stories. This sexy guy has a memory-wristband and we think he had just got back from a hedonistic escape to Thailand* – where they sell such bracelets. How was your trip hottie?


Cute but not my type (+119 rating, 255 votes)

Feb 14

Someone’s Tired


Date: 24th January 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Jaime

We don’t normally put pics up with filters on them but this oh so pretty chap looks like he has had a long day, and with his head resting on his arm it looks like he has just wrestled a crocodile to make that bag. He needs a special someone to console him so if you think you have what it takes please leave a comment as to how you would cheer him up… We have a few ideas!

Cute but not my type (+134 rating, 307 votes)

Jan 14

Fingerless Loves


Date: 14th January 2014

Line: Overground

Submitted by: @Soprano_lou

Check out this sexy mitten wearing hottie. There’s no danger of him being cold with that scarf, hat, layers of clothing, oh and that super hot face. He could easily keep us warm in other ways!!

Cute but not my type (+61 rating, 233 votes)

Oct 13

The Finger Pout


Date: 6th October 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Joanna

Need we say anymore? He seems to be pulling his sexiest pose at the girl next to him. But what’s with the finger?

Cute but not my type (-120 rating, 256 votes)

Oct 13

Don’t get trapped


Date: 12th October 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Anon

Take heed and adhere to the LUL sign on the door – if you see a sexy #tubecrush and jump aboard a train to snap his pic do not get your loose articles trapped in the door. We have visions of squashed handbags on the Northern line with this guy.

Cute but not my type (+114 rating, 319 votes)