Date: 6th June 2011
Line: London Overground
Submitted By: Hawkeyed
Steve Jobs has a lot to answer for. As much as those shiny happy wanky FaceTime ads make it look like Utopia is just around the corner, what he has actually given us is cyber-smooching (see above). Thankfully, for us, this is cyber-smoocher who we wouldn’t mind having a bit of FaceTime with ourselves.
Date: 7th June 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Lugsy
They say blondes have more fun, but this guy looks like he might be lacking fun in his life. Lugsy, once you were finished taking this photo I hope you did your upmost to entertain him. No, we’re not talking about a rendition of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, use your imagination 😉
Date: 7th June 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: @PoppyD
I’m sure this man looks a bit thirsty.
You’d like a Diet Coke you say? Is it 11am already? OK well, I’m afraid that means you’ll have to slowly undulate in front of my office window to the tune of Shirley Bassey. Don’t let me stop you taking your top off either.
Date: 31th May 2011
Line Northern Line
Submitted By: Gemma
Some time we think it would be good to have a boyfriend on Sunday, just for hugs. We think we have found him. Young, cute and very sexy.
Date: 30th May 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: TubeFiish
We like a man in a tight fitted V-neck and this one is no exception. However, please note that this is not an invitation for the men of London Underground to start wearing such deep Vs that their belly buttons are on show. This is not an audition for Geordie Shore or to be the 5th member of JLS.
Date: 5th June 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Hannah91
We do like a man that’s not afraid to show off his better features, like those legs, arms and pecks…especially when it’s Wayne Bridge (allegedly). Rumour has it that John Terry is just out of shot, mortally wounded from Wayne’s death stare.
Date: 3rd June 2011
Line: Piccadilly Line
Submitted By: scott1358
We heard a rumour that Ridley Scott is now casting for Gladiator 2: Revenge of the Loin-Cloth, and we couldn’t help but think to find the perfect man to play the lead character Seximus Maximus. Somebody get that man a toga!
Date: 3rd June 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Phil E14
Hollywood, I’ve got your next rubbish rom-com hit right here: a beautiful man romances a hefty set of dumbells and sculpts a beastly set of biceps that are renowned the world over. Commuters from across London reportedly swoon, faint and lose the power of speech upon sight. Man and biceps live happily ever after.
Date: 3rd June 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Miss Blues
‘Life, liberty and the pursuit of hotties’ is clearly the mantra Miss Blues lives by as she has stumbled upon an American Dream on the Circle Line. I do hope Miss Blues asked if she could pledge allegiance to his flag(pole).
Date: 2nd June 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted by: Molly
This guys white shirt is so white not only does it give off a blur to the camera but it would probably make Danny Baker and Shane Ritchie jealous. Come to think of it he probably also uses it on his teeth too! Lightened Mollys day anyway!
Date: 3rd June 2011
Line: Northern
Listen very carefully to what I’m saying hunky man, you are feeling veerrry slleeepy, people think you look hot, when you hear the sound of a camera shutter you will awaken and not know a single thing. ‘Click’
Date: 22nd May 2011
Line: District
Submitted by: Evie
There is something about this trendy guy that must have really taken the submitters eye, could it have been his floppy hair? She took the photo on a good ‘ol camera rather than a camera-phone (we knew because we cut the date stamp out) so although the picture is a little feint we want to celebrate not everyone has the latest tools and commend Evie for her efforts.
Date: 23rd May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted by: Lee
This ruggedly handsome man is clearly deeply engrossed in a good book, we all do it. With his headphones in he might not hear the announcements and miss his station. Next stop Upminister oh Sh!*!
Date: 23rd May 2011
Line: Hammersmith and City
Submitted by:@tanajohns
Thanks for this one, look at all that baggage – backpacks and shopping bags on the next seat. Sure looks like hes been in the wars with those those bloody knees, which has got us thinking how he got them? on the way back from Football or Rugby perhaps? I can smell the testosterone from here!
Date: 26th May 2011
Line: Northern
Is it just us or does this unsuspecting tube passenger remind you of a certain uber celebrity actor? In the words of Lady Gaga ‘I was Bourne this way baby’!
Date: 2nd June 2011
Line: Waterloo and City
This guy is a real supporter of all things good. Tall, Dark and Handsome and obviously a considerate chap as he is sporting a green wristband cause. After some careful investigation it could mean A: He is a loyal supporter of a charity or more importantly B: Green is for go….
Date: 27 May 2011
Line: District
Submitted by: Olivia_84
Stuck in the middle is certainly this guys soundtrack, he is giving off a certain hotness that discourages other men to sit near him, saving the two free seats on the train for a couple of ladies in need of his attention. What we like about this one is that his headphones are cleverly engineered into his outfit, where does that 3.5mm jack plug into I wonder?
Date: 3rd June 2011
Line: London Overground
Submitted By: Hoxton Sleuth
Will Smith is quaking in his boots. Not only do his kids have more successful careers than he does these days (nepotism’s great, eh?), he has almost certainly lost his place as the sexiest Man in Black courtesy of this dashing, chunky-thighed hunk-o-rama. If we wanted anyone to protect us from the scum of the universe, or just general tube crazies, it would be this guy.
Date: 27th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
A hot man can be like a fine wine, and we prefer our wines full bodied with a hint of frutiness. If this man was a wine, he would be a vintage Burgundy; remarkably palatable and tasty yet refined and classy.
Date: 1st June 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Becky
Like a spotty no-hoper in a particularly terrible episode of Glee, this guy makes me want to break into song and serenade him with the sweet lyrics of Mariah Carey while wearing an ill fitting pair of denim hot pants. Yeah, I’m that person on the tube that you try not to make eye contact with. However, I am still looking for my Nick Cannon, so Mr Dreamlover, gimme a call. *hikes up hot pants*