Date: 29th September 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted by: Stefan
It may be hot outside but this guy has got us all near boiling point down here! With a body to die for, the chest of a greek god and legs like tree trunks we really don’t have much more to say on the matter. Is it me or…
*faint*
Date: 27th September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
Who said real men don’t wear pink? This pink panther is packin more punch than your average puny punter. What a pity he wasn’t on my train!
Date: 26th September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Coxy
This is what you need on the tube, some hot guy on his way to football training. We just need him to look up. This picture is for all the people that like to see a bit of knee, we can see those socks are covering some very nice leg as well. It’s nice to see people in football kit that actually look like they play. More of these pictures please
Date: 9th September 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted by: Samantha
Well, I know what I want for Christmas, and its no toy! This guy it all I want. for the moment We’ll be happy in the thought of being his Barbie. We could get the house, the car and the clothes. If only life was that simple.
Date: 5th September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
What you doing down on the floor with your camera-phone Mr Crushed2011? What view? *gets on floor* Oh. Now we see. *head explodes*
Date: 24th June 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: JzK
Apparently this guy is the lead singer in a Noah and the Whale tribute band, Noah and the Alpha Male. With guns big enough to be described as an arsenal, we’re sure we could not find anyone grizzlier, manlier or hunkier on the whole underground network. If Noah was around today, I think he’d only need one of these on his ark (mainly because if there was another one, I’d have hidden him under my bed to keep).
Date: Unknown
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: JzK
Ask him nicely and he might show you what his hat trick is. We can’t help but hope it involves a police uniform and the Full Monty soundtrack. Hopefully, he won’t leave it on.
Date: 23rd August 2011
Line: Metropolitan Line
Submitted by: JBee
Well it certainly looks like London has a new community chest to add to its Monopoly board. But take caution, those little pink cards can be good and bad you might end up going to jail, directly to jail, not passing go and not collecting £200. Life is a game of luck.
Date: 11th August 2011
Line: Commuter Train
Submitted By: Ben
Hmmm, I’m no detective but something tells me this guy might have been to Mexico. And you know what goes on in Mexico, other than lots of burrito making. Yes it’s SPRING BREAK i.e. lots of hot semi-naked bodies writhing in unison to the beat of sinful drum. *Scours YouTube for Spring Break videos*
Date: 9 August 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted by: sparrowflu
How do you do? This guy is definitely my cup of tea, and I’m sure I’m not the only one! With his rugged good looks and perfect body who wouldn’t want to meet his hot brothers, Mr Woof and Mr Grrrr!
Date: 4th August 2011
Line: Central
This bronzed Adonis is working the back to front cap. His very handsome looks and toned arms make you wanna whip that hat off and run your fingers through his hair, clearly he turned the cap around so that we got a better shot of his face.
Date: 3rd August 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Paula
It’s not often you see a guy on the tube, puckering up as if to practice his pashing technique, let alone a guy as gorgeous as this. Form an oderly queue boys and girls.
Date: 22nd July 2011
Line: Commuter Train
Submitted By: Jase
Despite his gruff appearance, which makes me want to howl a whole array of different animal noises, I’m sure this tattooed stallion is actually a sensitive soul. He does wear his art on his sleeve, after all (geddit?).
Date: 27th July 2011
Line: Central
Submitted by: JP
Apple have released what looks like a new accessory for the iphone*, a turbo charged, must have accessory by the look of things. Its basically a cover but is made of high temperature resistant plastic to avoid super hot phone owners from melting the phone in their hands. He looks good doesn’t he? *Not yet available in the stores.
Date: 25th July 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Izzy
Like Alice, this guy has some glass that just needs looking through. There is categorically no way to prove that this hunk is actually called Alex but for the purpose of our witty headline this shall be his new nickname, if you know him please observe.
Date: 22nd July 2011
Line: Bakerloo Line
Submitted by: DMcCSE17
We weren’t quite sure if the Tubecrusher who submitted this gorgeous man was simply just seeing a mirage! But he appears to be real enough. With his perfect arms and great chest we wonder if they just dreamt him into life.
Date: 21st July 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted by: Crushed2011
This guy has just been shopping, we would love to know what he has bought. It’s a small bag so maybe it some tight little pants… we should stop now, before we get carried away.
Date: 21st July 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted by: Crushed2011
OMG!!! This guy has it all, but all we can think about is his arms. How much work has gone in to looking this good? More than we can ever do.
Date: 21st July 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted by: Crushed2011
This guy could be worth the endless delays, being pushed up against some fat sweaty guy. These are the joys of District line that I would tolerate for this guy.
Date: 8th July 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted by: Alex
1- It’s Friday
2- It might not rain this weekend
3- You might see this guy on the way home from work.
This guy makes being stuck on a hot train worthwhile. Look at his chest, he is the type of guy that make the squashed rush hour enjoyable. We would love to be pushed up against him.