05
Jun 13

Starkers* on the Bakerloo Line

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Date: 5th June 2013

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: @DannyBlahBlah

For those people who have been in hibernation and not heard of Game of Thrones, Robb Stark is the King in the North (ern Line), the ruler of the North (London), declared as such by his bannermen and allies after Eddard Stark‘s execution, accept this morning instead of fighting King Joffrey – Actor Richard Madden (can we call him dickie?) fought for a seat in the morning commute. Danny (a loyal Tubecrusher) by hook or by crook did his best to capture a picture of this hunk – hats off to you sir! A truly deserving #Tubecrush.

*Apologies if you were hoping for a naked man pic – there are other sites for that!


24
May 13

The Central Line Makes Him Cross (Legged)

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Date: 23rd May 2013

Line: Central

Submitted by: @jojobathorbs

Can anybody sympathise with this rough around the edges sexy guy? I mean the Central Line is always a nightmare and makes most people quite cross! This commuter candy is however quite easy on the eye so regardless of legs open or legs closed (and balls squashed) he gets our full seal of approval.


12
May 13

The DFS Sale

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Date: 10th May 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Maisy Osborn

That’s right – roll up, to the Sexy Train Guy version of the DFS Sale. You can take advantage of their leather goods with discounts galore and for this weekend only you get free curtains!!!


17
Apr 13

Lets Get Close, Closer than Close

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Date: 12th April 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Daints

This is a Tubecrush that even Rosie Gaines would be impressed with. He certainly is very handsome and worthy of his close up! Lets get close!


12
Apr 13

Spec Shavers

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Date: 10th April 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: TheAnswer

Ok so we know that specsavers don’t do public transport photography, but if they did we are almost certain they would have sexy guys like this showing off a bit of stud muscle and a bit of stud stubble. Should have gone SpecShavers. Genius!


19
Mar 13

Diagonal Yellow

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Date: 9 March 2012

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Crawford

This guy has parked his bum down on this seat for the rest of the journey! If we had our way it would be no sitting at all for guys so we can see their sweet behinds!


16
Feb 13

Bowl me over

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Date: 8th February 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Stephenson

Are you a dab hand at putting talc on 3 of your fingers and getting them in the holes? Well you may well want to take this sex kitten and his bowling shoes down to All Star Lanes and see if you can get more than just a couple of strikes!!


15
Feb 13

Capped and Canned

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Date: 12th February 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Georgia

We think Madonna was on to something when she wrote the song Music, it really does make people come together! With his baseball cap on back to front and his DJ quality headphones filling the carriage with a dull but enlightening backing track this yummy boy could have the guys and the girls lined up to make some special requests!


29
Jan 13

Beanie Beardie

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Date: 20th January 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Coxy

So we could have gone down the Mr Bean route with this one but he is too cute to associate with that lunatic. What is for sure though is that we wouldn’t mind him being our little teddy bear!


28
Jan 13

Thats Super Mario

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Date: 25th January 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Grainger

Remember back in the 90’s playing super mario? Well this handsome chap seems to be sitting abridge one of those retro 2D flowers. This one however wont make you lose a life if you tripped on it, well maybe just bang your head on a handrail or better still land in his lap.


03
Dec 12

Busted TubeCrusher

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Date: 29th November 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Danielle

Now rumour has it that people who forget to turn the camera sound off on their phone get caught! This was the case for Danielle who got the fright of her life when her (oh so handsome) crush looked right at her. She got off at the next stop! Lesson learnt – luckily her red cheeks could have been blamed on the cold weather!


20
Nov 12

Morning Fix

Date: 14 November 2012

Line: Central

Submitted by: Ben

Much like this guy needs his coffee, we need our hit of hot guys in the morning to get us going! It’s what runs through our veins and gets us motivated for the day ahead. Hot blooded men!


17
Nov 12

Eye Phone Too

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Date: 14th November 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: JayJay

Ooh shiny phone make everything ok! This sexy guy is keeping his boredom at bay by clicking his apps instead of taking naps. Instead of taking a pic next time give him the eye!


02
Oct 12

Transform

Date: 8 September 2012

Line: Overground

Submitted by: FLESHTONE

It’s winter again so here is a bit of gymsperation for you, a fit guy with nice arms! Although summer seems like a long time away it’s never too early to be hitting the gym to get that beach body ready!


28
Sep 12

Seeing Stubble

Date: 26th September 2012

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Crawford

Gilette, forget famous/boring sports stars like Roger Federer, the next guy you get to endorse your overpriced products should be this super sexy bearded hunk.  Only because he has a very handsome face and the loveliest beard we’ve seen in ages, and is nothing to do with the fact that he’d probably be in a towel in the advert. Promise.


29
Aug 12

Colonel Mustard Trousers

Date: 25th August 2012

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Martin

Cluedo fans! When you’re not hanging out in your own time i.e. the 1980s, we think we’ve found a newer, hotter version of Colonel Mustard, just look at his trousers! In case you’re wondering, yes we are also recruiting for the position of Miss Scarlet Knickers. Excuse me while I nip to the lingerie shop and dream of the Colonel’s lead piping.


26
Aug 12

Thumb Nail

Date: 14 August 2012

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: PabsMK

We all get bored on the tube at some point and end up fidgeting, especially if we have nothing nice to look at! If we had as nice forearms as him we’d be playing with ourselves too.


14
Aug 12

Sun On the Tube

Date: 7 August 2012

Line: Central

Submitted by: Soo

We are getting very hot around this guy. We’re not sure whether it’s just his warm coloured jumper of his amazingly hot looks!


30
Jul 12

BIG Hair

Date: 19 July 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Northern De-lights

It’s no surprise that the first thing you notice about this guy is his mahoosive hair! We rather think that it is beginning to hide his gorgeous face so if you see this guy around, please suggest he gets it cut pronto!


24
Jul 12

Wheels and Chains Excite Me

Date: 23rd July 2012

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Woodlands

We could not get over this guys hot manly arms, you can literally see the throbing veins! Do you think he gives backy’s? As Rhianna say ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones but’…. boys with chains excite me!