Oct 15

Engrossed and Engorged


Date: 25th October 2015

Line: Central 

Submitted by: SD75

This sexy guy was apparently deeply engrossed in his iPhone game but what we want to know is why he’s covering himself up with that bag. What is lurking in that dark place?  

Oct 15

A nice stateĀ 


Date: 28th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by:  Otiumcumdignitate
You can’t beat a lad with matching shoes and shorts. We can’t work out if he is peeking over his hand or sniffing his fingers? What do you think? 

Oct 15

Middle Seat Big Feet


Date: 15th October 2015

Line: Hammersmith & City

Submitted by: Blamo

This hottie looks a little like Ralph Little – with those big feet we wouldn’t mind sharing two pints of lager and a packet of crisps with him. 

Oct 15

Diet Coke Break?

Date: 7th October 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Watson

What time is it? This sexy guy is doing his best 11am Diet Coke break ad on the tube. Come on as if you wouldn’t share a Diet Coke with him! 

Oct 15

Andy through the looking glass


Date: 6th July 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Kelsey

We cannot guarantee his name is Andy but this hotty looks pretty good behind the glass partition. A bit of cheeky chest on show there Mr!! 

Oct 15

Leather and Legs


Date: 13th October 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: CMalice

What more do you need to cheer up hump day? A leather clad stud, with a nice smile, sexy legs and hair you want to run your fingers through. 


Oct 15

Rapid Transfer Totty


Date: 25th February 2015

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: PT

Oh what would it take to be that suitcase between his legs? 

Oct 15

Bottle It


Date: 11th October 2015

Line: District 

Submitted by: camp_ben

If we could bottle this guys good looks, put them on a shelf and sell them we would make a $Million. 

Oct 15

iPad Protein Power


Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  

Oct 15

Spec Shavers


Date: 17th February 2015

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Dingling 
We have had so much stubble and beard appreciation on this blog over the years we thought it about time to bring you some baby faced realness. Throw in some glasses just to keep the hipsters happy and voila – another dreary Tubecrush pun was born. 

Sep 15

Inner Thighs Attract Eyes


Date: 25th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harker

Now we know where KFC, Chicken Cottage, Nandos and Dallas Chicken get their thighs from! Yum Yum! 

Sep 15

Armoured and Sleeved


Date: 6th September 2015

Line: Northern 

 Submitted by: SK
Clearly on his way to or from the gym this sexy guy has enough arm tats to keep any tattoo fan coming back for more. 

Sep 15

Popeye’s Spinach

Date: 21st September 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: LLewis

Olive Oil had better move over because we have our eyes on Popeye. Clearly having eaten all his spinach this guys guns make us want him to give us a big cuddle.

Sep 15

Fluff ‘N’ Tough Stuff


Date: 28th August 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: N.Wel

This rough bit of stuff (the suitcase) has a really fluffy owner and we cant help but fall in love with him, his cute face and turn up jeans.

Sep 15



Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Overground 

Submitted by: Tomj 
We don’t blame this hottie for wrapping up with a scarf, anything to keep dry and warm in this shocking weather. Travelling south with a satchel he must be off on an adventure. 

Sep 15

Manual pat down


Date: 4th September 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Wags 
This hottie deserves a pat on the back….for just being him (and for looking particularly sexy in his footie kit)

Sep 15

MacBook Chair

Date: 2nd September 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Kangavallo

Meanwhile, this sexy guy wasn’t content with playing candy crush saga on the small screen. He downloaded it on his Mac and crushed candy while he was getting Tubecrushed. 

Sep 15

Parting to Toe

Date: 14th August 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: SE1Adam

With a perfect hair parting that you could stand a coin in right the way down to this sexy chaps calf muscles he does it for us. Does he do it for you? 

Aug 15

To be perfectly Frank


Date: 5th April 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Tavicente

Literally Perfect!


Aug 15

Southern Hottie

Date: 26th August 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Steve

This tracksuit clad hottie was spotted this morning on a train from Clapham Junction – we thought he looked quite the breakfast treat so published the image as soon as we got it!