Date: 18th May 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: JamieFrizbee
We’re not sure if this guy if whistling or puckering up for a kiss. All we know is that he’s smokin’ hot so we hope it’s the latter. *reaches for lip balm, closes eyes, thinks of England*
Date: 17th May 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted by: Mr J
After a taxing day in the office, filling in all those forms and checking, chatting to the ladies on reception and updating his Facebook this was just what he needed. This guy ticks all the boxes; cute face, well dressed and fit!
Date: 19th May 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: J-Z
Let me ask you this readers, if you were a piece of clothing what would you be? Before you answer, please bear in mind that I have shotgunned THAT AMAZING T-SHIRT. I’ve never seen a t-shirt so obscenely tight or a guy so ridiculously hot that he makes my eyeballs sweat. Bravo. Just bravo.
Date: Friday 13th May
Line: Bakerloo Line
Submitted by: Pete
Feelings of regretful longing? Looks like someone just needs a hug to me. If only it was appropriate to just go hugging good looking guys on the tube, we would never get off!
Date: 03rd May 2011
Line: Piccadilly Line
Submitted by: thisiskp
You don’t get deals like this in your local supermarket, if you did we would be able to buy a house with our loyalty points. Not sure which one the snapper was aiming at, but they really got lucky.
Date: 15th April 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
We love it when guys on the tube show a little bit of pant. This smart guy has the look just right, Shirt, jeans and a bit of invitation. More like this please.
Date: 18th May 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted by: Alexandra
We love a guy that can hold on tight. This city boy has the perfect stance on the train, there is no way he will fall in to us if the train suddenly stops. Oh well, we just have to accidentally fall on to him.
Date: 19th April 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: TheArtfullDodger
So, not only has BoJo not listened to our desperate calls for air-conditioning on the tube, Central line users now have to tolerate unwanted hot flushes and profuse perspiration whenever this guy gets on board. We’re not complaining but, the sooner that air-conditioning gets here, the better.
Date: 17th May 2011
Line: Waterloo and City
Submitted by: Fernanda
Ok now here is the thing, from the head down; Blue headphone rims and cables, Blue shirt and Blue socks. The question is did he pick up the Metro to coordinate with his outfit.? There is nothing else blue about this guy though, he brightened up the day here at TubeCrush HQ perhaps he is listening to our eurovision BLUE boys….
Date: 17th May 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted by: Marta
Forget the all you can eat data, this guy has seen the advert directly above his head and his holding on to his fanny (pack) containing his precious possessions. He is a bit of a gem in ours and Marta’s eyes. He must have heard the announcements on the platform “Please Do Not Leave Cases Or Parcels UNNATENDED Anywhere On The Station” No chance here, they’re safer than the crown jewels.
Date: 13th May 2011
Submitted By: DAB
Line: London Overground
The way this shaven-headed hunk is transfixed by the that orange pole, we can only assume that he is desperately craving a cool refreshing Calippo ice-lolly, presumably because the carriage got a whole lot hotter when he got on board. But the only thing that I’ve been licking since I’ve seen this photo, is my screen. I think I need a sit down.
Date: 10th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Nick
We have a situation. Commuters are urged to be on the lookout for this dangerously attractive man who is likely to cause salivation, fever and loss of mental faculties on sight. Do not approach this man…unless you are going to give him my number. You have been warned.
Date: 10th May 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Discodancer
Come on boys and girls, let’s not beat around the bush, we all know size matters. A man with a small book just won’t do. The bigger the book, the better. And this is the biggest book we’ve seen in a while. The guy holding it’s pretty nice too!
Date: 12th May 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: Sophia
We reckon this sexy man must be a particularly vigorous texter to have become so well endowed in the upper arm muscle department. He’s probably texting his friends, reminding them to go and see him at the GUN SHOW.
Date: 15th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: frankie09
With such a suspicious look on his face, we have come to the conclusion that either a) he is a secret agent hiding in plain sight, on the cusp of foiling a nefarious plan, b) someone on the train has a secret flatulence problem or c) his raised eyebrow is of no consequence whatsoever.
Date: 13th May 2011
Line: Jubilee line
Submitted by: Miss G
This guy is clearly not looking forward to hitting the gym but I’m sure once he is there and pumping those muscles I’m sure he’ll enjoy it. Anyway, he has to stay fit to keep our tube crusher happy!
Date: 13th May 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Dylan
Suave, sophisticated and sexy. I think it’s about time the Evening Standard considered having a centrefold starring this fittie. Only him. Over and over again. Please.
Date: 11th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Joanna
This guy is obviously fed up with something. Was there another planned closure on the Jubilee Line? Or is he just fed up at being oggled at, having men and women alike flocking at his feet, trying to catch a glimpse of the presumably rippling torso that lies beneath his shirt. Irony’s a bitch, ain’t it? Still, life can’t be that tough when you’re so sexy, so keep your pecker up mate.
Date: 12th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Darren
Not to stereotype, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this blonde bombshell was also a sexy Swede. We imagine he can rustle up some pretty tasty meatballs.
Date: 13th May 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Nicholas
With designer stubble that would render most scouring pads to shame, we can’t help but think this beautiful specimen might stick to someone like Velcro if he got too close. But I don’t think we’re quite that lucky – we shall just admire from afar.