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Feb 16

Smoking Hot

  
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: NJ

We know the sign says no smoking but this guy is smouldering hot. With arms like that he may just go up in flames shaking his protein powder. Tfl would have to forgive him if he combusts, he’s just too cute. 

Cute but not my type (+75 rating, 75 votes)
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Jan 16

Caught Crushing

 

Date: 22nd January 2016

Line: Central

Submitted by: Kay

It looks like this sexy guy spotted he was being Tubecrushed. Look at his arms and chest grrrr hottie alert. Do you think he is smiling for he camera or feeling awkward? 

Cute but not my type (+51 rating, 71 votes)
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Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+96 rating, 152 votes)
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Jan 16

Shorts n all

 

Date: 15th December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Flash Gordon

Clearly this sexy chap isn’t just a work out in January kind of dude. He could PT me anytime. 

 

Cute but not my type (-16 rating, 72 votes)
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Nov 15

Van Lightyear

  
Date: 30th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AD

If this guy was a Disney Pixar character he would be Buzz Lightyears son. Taking us to infinity and beyond in his van.

Cute but not my type (+88 rating, 146 votes)
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Nov 15

Fraction of a Distraction

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
This sexy guy is two thirds beefcake and one third potential husband material. 

Cute but not my type (+102 rating, 168 votes)
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Nov 15

Pure Sex

  
Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Squibby

Sex on legs, on the chair or standing up not fussy.

Cute but not my type (+166 rating, 194 votes)
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8
Nov 15

Her Cules

  
Date: 4th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Big guns and strawberry blonde hair – it can only be Hurcules!! 

Cute but not my type (+44 rating, 126 votes)
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Nov 15

Thors Thighs

 

Date: 21st October 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harkers 
If this hot guy doesn’t play rugby we will eat our hat. Is there anything more attractive than a set of muscular pins?

Cute but not my type (+1 rating, 115 votes)
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10
Oct 15

iPad Protein Power

 

Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  

Cute but not my type (-60 rating, 118 votes)
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Sep 15

Inner Thighs Attract Eyes

 

Date: 25th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harker

Now we know where KFC, Chicken Cottage, Nandos and Dallas Chicken get their thighs from! Yum Yum! 

Cute but not my type (-57 rating, 129 votes)
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4
Sep 15

MacBook Chair

  
Date: 2nd September 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Kangavallo

Meanwhile, this sexy guy wasn’t content with playing candy crush saga on the small screen. He downloaded it on his Mac and crushed candy while he was getting Tubecrushed. 

Cute but not my type (+76 rating, 140 votes)
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Aug 15

Batman seen on the DLR

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Date: 24th August 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Jay

Shoulders of a Greek god and the strength of Batman – this sexy guy could be our superhero anyday.

Cute but not my type (+52 rating, 106 votes)
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Aug 15

3 stripes and you’re  out


Date: 22nd August 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: girrygiraffe

This stubbly hottie was spotted at Waterloo. We’re not sure if he always carries his Adidas bag like this but it sure does show off his nice arms!

Cute but not my type (+156 rating, 180 votes)
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Aug 15

Buns and Guns

Date: 1st August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: EmmaB
Buns of steel and arms of iron (or other hard metals). We fell in love with this tubecrush immediately. What time is it sexy boy?

Cute but not my type (+3 rating, 129 votes)
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9
Jul 15

Avoiding the tube

 

Date: 28th May 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Harry 
What other choice do you have when there is a #tubestrike but to jump aboard a commuter train and take a different journey. This sexy passenger certainly cheered up our walk to work today. 

Cute but not my type (+179 rating, 170 votes)
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23
Jun 15

He’s in the Arm’y now

 

Date: 22nd June 2015

Line: District Line

Submitted by: PG

Well we dont know about his military experience but he could certainly crush walnuts with those biceps! 

 

Cute but not my type (+257 rating, 212 votes)
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13
Jun 15

Beautiful Big Boy

 

Date: 12th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jo

Who doesn’t fancy a tall, dark, handsome stranger? This hottie has all three! Oh and look at those leg muscles – if he doesn’t play rugby strike me down with a feather.

Cute but not my type (+272 rating, 193 votes)
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Jun 15

Smiley Happy Beardy

  

Date: 8th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jen

Sadly a big pole is in the way of this cutesy pie. Laughs are infectious but smiles cause an epidemic! 

Cute but not my type (+133 rating, 131 votes)
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6
Jun 15

Pec’in Perfect

  

Date: 6th June 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Sean

This handsome so and so is surely only wearing glasses on the tube as all those camera flashes were blinding him. 

Cute but not my type (-43 rating, 205 votes)
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