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Jul 16

Poke Me On


Date: 19th July 2016

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: LV

This sexy hottie seems to be waiting to catch’em all with his very wide legs and spare hand resting on his Pika-Pika.

Cute but not my type (+28 rating, 42 votes)
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Jul 16

Footy Totty


Date: 5th July 2016

Line: Victoria 

Submitted by: DR

Who can miss this sex pot with his high visibility shirt on? Actually forget the shirt look at those legs!!!! 

Cute but not my type (+24 rating, 62 votes)
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20
Jun 16

iPads and Shin Pads


Date: 13th June 2016

Line: Overground

Submitted by: LV

This footballer type is giving us the chills, those sexy arms and defined chest make us want to play ‘Keepie Uppy’!

Cute but not my type (+81 rating, 91 votes)
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15
Jun 16

Cap/aped Crusader


Date: 15th June 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: CDavis

Grabbing hold of his peak for dear life this sexy boyo (and his dangerously sexy legs) are turning heads left right and centre! Forgive us if we are wrong but there’s even a gorrila looking in from outside!

Cute but not my type (+66 rating, 90 votes)
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10
Jun 16

Polo Yolo


Date: 8th June 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: AfterDark

All we can say is sexy sexy muscle guy love him! #YOLOPOLOGUY

Cute but not my type (+42 rating, 94 votes)
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6
Jun 16

Tats and Shades


Date: 5th June 2016

Line: Circle

Submitted by: @theonlyjamie

Well summer certainly does have its benefits in London! This hottie in shorts sporting an all over tan is looking mighty fine! 

Cute but not my type (+44 rating, 88 votes)
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25
Mar 16

Lap him up 

 
Date: 25th March 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: PDP 
Wanna run laps with him or sit on his lap? Either way we’d lap him up! 

Cute but not my type (+111 rating, 151 votes)
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10
Mar 16

Arm’y and Light Blue

  
Date: 3rd March 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Newsman79

From his big feet to his big arms this guy is big dreamy. The type of guy you would take home. 

Cute but not my type (+78 rating, 126 votes)
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2
Mar 16

Cold but So Hot

  

 Date: 23rd February 2016

Line: Commuter Train 

Submitted by: AWA

This sexy guy looks like he’s wearing as much as possible to keep him warm but we think he’d look equally as hot naked.  

Cute but not my type (-55 rating, 119 votes)
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5
Feb 16

Smoking Hot

  
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: NJ

We know the sign says no smoking but this guy is smouldering hot. With arms like that he may just go up in flames shaking his protein powder. Tfl would have to forgive him if he combusts, he’s just too cute. 

Cute but not my type (+198 rating, 226 votes)
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28
Jan 16

Caught Crushing

 

Date: 22nd January 2016

Line: Central

Submitted by: Kay

It looks like this sexy guy spotted he was being Tubecrushed. Look at his arms and chest grrrr hottie alert. Do you think he is smiling for he camera or feeling awkward? 

Cute but not my type (+109 rating, 145 votes)
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17
Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+174 rating, 256 votes)
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12
Jan 16

Shorts n all

 

Date: 15th December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Flash Gordon

Clearly this sexy chap isn’t just a work out in January kind of dude. He could PT me anytime. 

 

Cute but not my type (-18 rating, 94 votes)
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30
Nov 15

Van Lightyear

  
Date: 30th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AD

If this guy was a Disney Pixar character he would be Buzz Lightyears son. Taking us to infinity and beyond in his van.

Cute but not my type (+109 rating, 175 votes)
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18
Nov 15

Fraction of a Distraction

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
This sexy guy is two thirds beefcake and one third potential husband material. 

Cute but not my type (+121 rating, 197 votes)
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14
Nov 15

Pure Sex

  
Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Squibby

Sex on legs, on the chair or standing up not fussy.

Cute but not my type (+191 rating, 221 votes)
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8
Nov 15

Her Cules

  
Date: 4th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Big guns and strawberry blonde hair – it can only be Hurcules!! 

Cute but not my type (+57 rating, 147 votes)
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2
Nov 15

Thors Thighs

 

Date: 21st October 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harkers 
If this hot guy doesn’t play rugby we will eat our hat. Is there anything more attractive than a set of muscular pins?

Cute but not my type (+2 rating, 132 votes)
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10
Oct 15

iPad Protein Power

 

Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  

Cute but not my type (-63 rating, 129 votes)
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26
Sep 15

Inner Thighs Attract Eyes

 

Date: 25th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harker

Now we know where KFC, Chicken Cottage, Nandos and Dallas Chicken get their thighs from! Yum Yum! 

Cute but not my type (-55 rating, 141 votes)
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