Jun 15

He’s in the Arm’y now


Date: 22nd June 2015

Line: District Line

Submitted by: PG

Well we dont know about his military experience but he could certainly crush walnuts with those biceps! 


Cute but not my type (+157 rating, 89 votes)

Jun 15

Beautiful Big Boy


Date: 12th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jo

Who doesn’t fancy a tall, dark, handsome stranger? This hottie has all three! Oh and look at those leg muscles – if he doesn’t play rugby strike me down with a feather.

Cute but not my type (+171 rating, 102 votes)

Jun 15

Smiley Happy Beardy


Date: 8th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jen

Sadly a big pole is in the way of this cutesy pie. Laughs are infectious but smiles cause an epidemic! 

Cute but not my type (+103 rating, 77 votes)

Jun 15

Pec’in Perfect


Date: 6th June 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Sean

This handsome so and so is surely only wearing glasses on the tube as all those camera flashes were blinding him. 

Cute but not my type (-47 rating, 119 votes)

Jun 15

Cam Ooof Large

Date: 4th April 2015

Line:  Northern

Submitted by: D

We can’t confirm or deny that this sexy guy is called Cam but we can say look at those big arms and pecs – Ooof. Yum.

Cute but not my type (-129 rating, 216 votes)

Apr 15

True Blue – Baby I Love You


Date: 27th April 2015

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Lucy

We are not surprised that Lucy fell in love at first sight with this sexy guy! With that cute face, clean haircut and pecs you could bounce nuts off we would certainly do something blue to him.

Cute but not my type (+287 rating, 160 votes)

Apr 15

Big Feet – Big Book


Date: 12th April 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: HUZAIFA 

This sexy, hot, rugged, book reader in leather should be just what you need to finish your weekend. Do you like?

Cute but not my type (+486 rating, 285 votes)

Apr 15

2for1 weekender


Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 

Cute but not my type (+622 rating, 347 votes)

Feb 15

Leg Warmer – Warmer – Hotter

Date: 16th February 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Maxi

Ever taken a run in the winter and regretted not wearing your jogging bottoms? This sexy guy has found a half way house and the tight shorts also double as muscular thigh enhancers!

Cute but not my type (-348 rating, 519 votes)

Jan 15

Back to work-out Monday


Date: 4th January 2015

Line: Hammersmith and City

Submitted by: JHancock

Did you have the back to work blues today? Well this sexy guy will cheer you up no end, we wonder what’s in his big-big bag? Left over Turkey or perhaps unwanted jumpers from granny? Either way good weights for bicep curls!

Cute but not my type (+112 rating, 310 votes)

Dec 14

Santas Big Helper


Date: 19th December 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Nick

Lifting sacks much? His Arms – need we say any more?

Cute but not my type (+283 rating, 447 votes)

Dec 14

Pink Tatted Tuber


Date: 9th December 2014

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Bluesyyle

You know what they say about boys in pink making the girls wink? No? neither do we but this hottie with his tats out and his big arms makes us wink, groan and quiver.

Cute but not my type (-76 rating, 230 votes)

Dec 14

The Muscle Reader


Date: 25th November 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: LiaMJ24

Are you the type of girl that struggles with finishing a paper on the tube? Let us introduce ‘Muscle Reader’ on hand to look sexy and whiz you through them pages before you get off!!!

Cute but not my type (+253 rating, 426 votes)

Nov 14

Meat, Meat Everywhere!


Date: 23rd November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @Bkid95

If this guy was a sub in subway just what flavour would he be? 1st things first he would definitely be a Footlong! Maybe meatballs, maybe BMT and maybe even a subway club but one thing is for sure he is hot with double the meat!

Cute but not my type (+39 rating, 520 votes)

Nov 14

Thirsty Tatted Tottie


Date: 15th November 2014

Line: Central

Submitted by: Saveferris

With his legs crossed and his sexy redhead swagger this hottie seems to have spotted something interesting on the platform. Is it a Marble? Is it an Arch? No he’s just checking the train is for Epping.

Cute but not my type (+94 rating, 307 votes)

Nov 14

Poleaxed Position


Date: 13th October 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: GinDan82

This guy is a knock out, or he certainly could know you out if he put his muscles into it. Sexy specs and a touch of stubble make him irresistible!

Cute but not my type (+41 rating, 275 votes)

Nov 14

Armed and Delicious


Date: 12th November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Steph

It may be cold outside but man’s gotta work out. Legs out, back pack on and armed with protein this sexy guy is getting his muscle on!

Cute but not my type (+455 rating, 610 votes)

Nov 14

Rugged Rugby Reader


Date: Today

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Haidee

Here at Tubecrush we love a hot rugby guy. But what makes a hot muscly rugby guy even hotter? A hot rugby guy that reads and has huge arms to sweep you up with!

Cute but not my type (+432 rating, 559 votes)

Oct 14

Looky Right Here


Date: 16th October 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: davmcdngh

With his grey hoodie, sexy beard and legs out who can resist this handsome commuter. We wonder just what is catching his eye in the carriage? Any guesses?

Cute but not my type (+58 rating, 337 votes)

Sep 14

Do the muscle


Date: 28th September 2014

Line: Central

Submitted by: LV

Van McCoy could release a follow up song to his hot songwith a slight change in words to Muscle!! This handsome chap must be a personal trainer or fitness coach with his built arms and physique. Join the sing a long and ‘ Do The Muscle’!

Cute but not my type (-140 rating, 322 votes)