Shorts


8
Feb 16

Tall Extra Shot Hottie

  
Date:16th January 2016

Line: District

Submitted by: CM

With his Starbucks firmly grasped, this sexy guy is giving us a right eyeful of his thighs. We bet he could crush some nuts between them they are so strong! 

Cute but not my type (+38 rating, 46 votes)
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20
Jan 16

Big Smacker

 

Date: September 15

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: Se1Adam 

Snacking on McDonalds and getting his caffeine kick from Redbull this hottie would be someone we would jump on and kiss – we may be too late…. is that lipstick on his leg? And those tats! Mmmmm 

Cute but not my type (+34 rating, 76 votes)
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19
Jan 16

Warm Up Cool Down

 

Date: 19th January 2016

Line: Overground

Submitted by: JoeMc

Look at this hottie, well he must be hot on the top half what with that scarf and jacket. Not that were complaining about the bottom half – football legs hmmmm. 

Cute but not my type (0 rating, 68 votes)
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12
Jan 16

Shorts n all

 

Date: 15th December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Flash Gordon

Clearly this sexy chap isn’t just a work out in January kind of dude. He could PT me anytime. 

 

Cute but not my type (-16 rating, 72 votes)
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30
Nov 15

Van Lightyear

  
Date: 30th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AD

If this guy was a Disney Pixar character he would be Buzz Lightyears son. Taking us to infinity and beyond in his van.

Cute but not my type (+88 rating, 146 votes)
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24
Nov 15

Sexy Eyes Surprise

Date: 9th October 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Felon
Clearly this hottie has something big to be man spreading so wide! Forgiving that we can’t help but notice his sexy eyes and that it says SMS on his shirt – what’s your number hot stuff?

Cute but not my type (+129 rating, 169 votes)
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11
Nov 15

Kents Best Body

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

This sexy guy is 100% home county hotness. Probably not actually from Canterbury, we wouldn’t mind seeing this guy in person and asking him to show us around those shorts.

Cute but not my type (+55 rating, 167 votes)
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2
Nov 15

Thors Thighs

 

Date: 21st October 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harkers 
If this hot guy doesn’t play rugby we will eat our hat. Is there anything more attractive than a set of muscular pins?

Cute but not my type (+1 rating, 115 votes)
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21
Oct 15

A nice state 

 

Date: 28th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by:  Otiumcumdignitate
You can’t beat a lad with matching shoes and shorts. We can’t work out if he is peeking over his hand or sniffing his fingers? What do you think? 

Cute but not my type (+38 rating, 106 votes)
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14
Oct 15

Leather and Legs

 

Date: 13th October 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: CMalice

What more do you need to cheer up hump day? A leather clad stud, with a nice smile, sexy legs and hair you want to run your fingers through. 

 

Cute but not my type (+61 rating, 151 votes)
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10
Oct 15

iPad Protein Power

 

Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  

Cute but not my type (-60 rating, 118 votes)
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26
Sep 15

Inner Thighs Attract Eyes

 

Date: 25th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harker

Now we know where KFC, Chicken Cottage, Nandos and Dallas Chicken get their thighs from! Yum Yum! 

Cute but not my type (-57 rating, 129 votes)
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9
Sep 15

Manual pat down

 

Date: 4th September 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Wags 
This hottie deserves a pat on the back….for just being him (and for looking particularly sexy in his footie kit)

Cute but not my type (-22 rating, 110 votes)
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2
Sep 15

Parting to Toe

  
Date: 14th August 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: SE1Adam

With a perfect hair parting that you could stand a coin in right the way down to this sexy chaps calf muscles he does it for us. Does he do it for you? 

Cute but not my type (+43 rating, 111 votes)
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5
Aug 15

Tasty Torso

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Date: 5th August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Coxy

If we could be anything today it would be that Nike Tick on his chest – so hot!

Cute but not my type (+127 rating, 195 votes)
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28
Jul 15

Arse N’all

Date: 28th July 2015

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Rruk1

He’s a cutie pie. We couldn’t help but include a backside shot too. Hahahaha

Cute but not my type (+103 rating, 169 votes)
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24
Jul 15

Beef Grills

Date: 5th July 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: DM88

We couldn’t help notice that this handsome hottie looked like he was all set for a trip into the outback. Petrol green shirt, backpack and shoes he’s defo gonna blend in. Forget Baer Grylls this guy shall be our bit of meat for the expedition.

Cute but not my type (+97 rating, 122 votes)
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23
Jul 15

Starry Eyed Surprise

 
Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

We’re not really into horoscopes but if his Jupiter was in our Uranus there would be good times had by all. 

Cute but not my type (+80 rating, 139 votes)
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22
Jul 15

Mighty Big Handle

  
Date: 21st July 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Janet5

This sexy guy is packing some with his mighty fine tube between his legs. With a stance of confidence and a cute face we can’t help but want to grab hold of it for the ride.

Cute but not my type (+121 rating, 161 votes)
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19
Jul 15

Calf Foot Beard

 

Date: 17th June 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: AWA 
Clearly on his way back from/to football practice this hairy hottie is just what we fancied for the weekend. When you have finished in the park matey my place is over here……

Cute but not my type (+22 rating, 122 votes)
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