Shorts


5
Aug 15

Tasty Torso

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Date: 5th August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Coxy

If we could be anything today it would be that Nike Tick on his chest – so hot!

Cute but not my type (+72 rating, 120 votes)
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28
Jul 15

Arse N’all

Date: 28th July 2015

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Rruk1

He’s a cutie pie. We couldn’t help but include a backside shot too. Hahahaha

Cute but not my type (+77 rating, 119 votes)
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24
Jul 15

Beef Grills

Date: 5th July 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: DM88

We couldn’t help notice that this handsome hottie looked like he was all set for a trip into the outback. Petrol green shirt, backpack and shoes he’s defo gonna blend in. Forget Baer Grylls this guy shall be our bit of meat for the expedition.

Cute but not my type (+87 rating, 88 votes)
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23
Jul 15

Starry Eyed Surprise

 
Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

We’re not really into horoscopes but if his Jupiter was in our Uranus there would be good times had by all. 

Cute but not my type (+58 rating, 97 votes)
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22
Jul 15

Mighty Big Handle

  
Date: 21st July 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Janet5

This sexy guy is packing some with his mighty fine tube between his legs. With a stance of confidence and a cute face we can’t help but want to grab hold of it for the ride.

Cute but not my type (+103 rating, 117 votes)
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19
Jul 15

Calf Foot Beard

 

Date: 17th June 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: AWA 
Clearly on his way back from/to football practice this hairy hottie is just what we fancied for the weekend. When you have finished in the park matey my place is over here……

Cute but not my type (+18 rating, 88 votes)
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18
Jul 15

Banana Gazing

 

Date: 17th July 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Pupdh 
They say never look at your mate in the eye while eating a banana but what if it’s not his eyes you happen to be looking at? 

Cute but not my type (+69 rating, 95 votes)
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15
Jul 15

Lunchtime Legs

  
Date: 11th July 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Lucky Luke

Anyone hungry? Well this scrumalicious hottie is quite literally good enough to eat. We would start with his legs and move up to his rather large lunch box.

Cute but not my type (+35 rating, 100 votes)
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13
Jul 15

Floral Fitty

 

Date: 7th July 2015

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Blamo 
It’s a good job that lady doesn’t suffer from hayfever with the amount of flowers on this handsome chaps shirt. 

Cute but not my type (+83 rating, 102 votes)
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23
Jun 15

He’s in the Arm’y now

 

Date: 22nd June 2015

Line: District Line

Submitted by: PG

Well we dont know about his military experience but he could certainly crush walnuts with those biceps! 

 

Cute but not my type (+243 rating, 176 votes)
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10
Jun 15

Gazing Cutey

 

Date: 5th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Hawkey-e

This cutey seems transfixed on something? Looking into the distance, if only he knew the train was fixated on him! 

Cute but not my type (+115 rating, 115 votes)
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4
Jun 15

The Mile Thigh Cub

 

Date: 1st June 2015

Line: Central 

Submitted by: D James 

Goodness isn’t this a sight for sore thighs? This sporty hottie may be guilty of #manspreading but at least he is giving us a treat at the same time.  

Cute but not my type (-8 rating, 371 votes)
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2
Apr 15

2for1 weekender

  

Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 

Cute but not my type (+645 rating, 369 votes)
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14
Mar 15

Mind the gap



Date: 14th March 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted By: James

Now you see him, now you don’t. This TubeCrusher cleverly managed to snap a hottie between the gap in the seats – and what a hottie he is. Cute face, sporty look and nice bod too! 

Cute but not my type (+450 rating, 293 votes)
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5
Mar 15

Daddy Long Legs



Date: 4th March 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: LV

You know those pesky confused creatures that look like spiders with wings? Well this new species is one that you would definitely want to have buzzing around you on your commute.

Cute but not my type (+3 rating, 418 votes)
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26
Feb 15

Leg Warmer – Warmer – Hotter

Date: 16th February 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Maxi

Ever taken a run in the winter and regretted not wearing your jogging bottoms? This sexy guy has found a half way house and the tight shorts also double as muscular thigh enhancers!

Cute but not my type (-351 rating, 526 votes)
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20
Feb 15

Sporty Nice

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Date: 16th February 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Adriana

Slam it to the left and shake it to the right, this hot sporty guy in his footie kit made us want to give him a good zig a zig ahh’ing!!!

Cute but not my type (-164 rating, 505 votes)
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14
Jan 15

Coordinated Quadriceps

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Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Dx901

It’s no wonder this sexy guy can’t keep his legs closer together, his bulging quads (at rest) must be so heavy. They do however act as an enticing landing strip guiding you in to park!

Cute but not my type (-120 rating, 405 votes)
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9
Jan 15

Raise your hand if you want it

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Date: 7th January 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Mandy

Simon says stand still, Simon says hold the handrail tight, Simon says smile, hold your hand up if you’re hot stuff!

Cute but not my type (+164 rating, 400 votes)
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3
Jan 15

Next stop England

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Date: 28th December 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Daz

It’s only Jack Wilshere who plays for England (for those of you who didn’t know) definitely a hottie. Shame we cant see his muscly legs in this pic!

Cute but not my type (+54 rating, 304 votes)
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