Jeans


26
Apr 17

Side profile of a god

Date:

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Wowzers this hottie looks so handsome with his cool hair cut, bomber jacket and facial hair. Get us a double order of him please with a side of meat. 

Cute but not my type (+17 rating, 25 votes)
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30
Mar 17

Blow My Whistle 

Date: 21st March 2017

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: BL

This cute commuter has whistle technique that even Flo-Rida would be proud of. Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby, Let me know…

I’m gonna show you how to do it

And we start real slow

You just put your lips together

And you cum real close

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Here we go…. 

Cute but not my type (-44 rating, 58 votes)
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31
Jan 17

Ape Sausage

Date: 30th January 2017

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Nickpre95

This sexy guys hair is just so thick and full we want to run our hands through it. We cannot confirm or deny any speculation about his sausage but we’re sure it’s tasty! 

Cute but not my type (-11 rating, 85 votes)
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30
Jan 17

Woolly Hat Matt

Date: 30th January 2017

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Taylor

This guys eyes make us weak at the knees! We cannot confirm his name is Matt but he looks like a Matt in his knitted hat! 

Cute but not my type (-17 rating, 87 votes)
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26
Jan 17

Is Mr Left Mr Right?


Date: 19th January 2017

Line: DLR

Submitted by: PMan

It’s the January sales – buy one get one free on all hot guys riding the train. Who do you prefer Mr Left or Mr Right?

Cute but not my type (+109 rating, 123 votes)
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9
Jan 17

Double Denim Done Well

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: BH

It may not be blue denim but this sexy stud is working the double D like a pro. Cute face and autumnal tan make him just the perfect boyfriend material. 

Cute but not my type (+76 rating, 100 votes)
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20
Dec 16

Toms Daley Commute 

Original post from May 2015


Line: Circle / Piccadilly

Submitted by: Anna

Hey sexy Tom, you have already made it – twice Olympic medal winner and now you have made it on to Tubecrush twice. What else can we say apart from you are getting hotter with age and are looking fine as usual sir!!!

Cute but not my type (+62 rating, 84 votes)
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19
Dec 16

Right Looker

Date: 16th October 2016

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: Adrian 

We love a cute guy in jeans and trainers. There must be something exciting going on to the right of this guys carriage – look over here sexy and give us a smile. 

Cute but not my type (+17 rating, 75 votes)
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16
Dec 16

Lips that do tricks 

Date: 10th December 2016

Line: Circle 

Submitted by: AD

Is it just us or does this hottie have a certain Olly Murs going on about him? Our heart just skipped a beat and we want to kiss those plump lips 👄!

Cute but not my type (+68 rating, 92 votes)
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6
Dec 16

The sexy man in black


Date: 8th November 2016

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

Damn! This very sexy man is dressed like the man from the milk tray ads. All he needs is a box of chocolates and to jump through your bedroom window!!! 

Cute but not my type (+90 rating, 102 votes)
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8
Jul 16

Big Foot Big….


Date: 1st July 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Mat01274

This sexy guy has more going for him than just his large feet (and presumably equally impressive meat). Look at his cute face and sexy facial hair. Certainly makes Friday more bearable! 

Cute but not my type (+49 rating, 161 votes)
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10
Jun 16

Polo Yolo


Date: 8th June 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: AfterDark

All we can say is sexy sexy muscle guy love him! #YOLOPOLOGUY

Cute but not my type (+78 rating, 164 votes)
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16
Apr 16

Knees up mother brown

 

Date: 16th April 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SPrime

This cute guy looks like he’s made himself quite at home on the train. From head to toe with his sexy stubble down to his fitting jeans we wouldn’t mind having a knees up with him!! 

Cute but not my type (+12 rating, 148 votes)
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13
Apr 16

Adam Levine Realness

 

Date: 12th April 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
We wouldn’t mind being Maroon (5) ed on a dessert island with his hot guy.

Cute but not my type (+62 rating, 166 votes)
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2
Apr 16

Texting Tottie

 

Date: 31st March 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Chloe

Maybe just maybe that guy is sat with his girl friend and he’s on Happn and connecting with girls around him. Maybe he’s just texting his mum.  

Cute but not my type (-12 rating, 136 votes)
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1
Apr 16

Snakes on a train

 

Date: 31st March 2016

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: ddbg 

It’s not often we get two hotties sat next to each other, let alone with an eyeful of trouser snake. Hot to trot, or canter or gallop or woah horsey!

 

Cute but not my type (+140 rating, 198 votes)
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27
Mar 16

Pocket Pool Arms

  
Date: 26th March 2016

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

This guys handsome stance shows off his arms and chest. We wouldn’t mind knowing what’s in his pocket though! 

Cute but not my type (+3 rating, 137 votes)
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21
Mar 16

Apples and Stares

 

Date: 16th April 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Holly

Could this be our new leader? With ripped jeans and probably a ripped body to match today we say all hail the king of looking pretty on the tube.

Cute but not my type (+175 rating, 209 votes)
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10
Mar 16

Arm’y and Light Blue

  
Date: 3rd March 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Newsman79

From his big feet to his big arms this guy is big dreamy. The type of guy you would take home. 

Cute but not my type (+90 rating, 148 votes)
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28
Feb 16

D’na D’na D’na D’na Hat Man

 

Date: 27th February 2016

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: DM

K-pow, BLAM and Whack – this sexy guy could be our caped crusader any day. 

Cute but not my type (+18 rating, 144 votes)
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