Jeans


8
Jul 17

Beats Off Audio

Date: 6th July 2017

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: Adrian 

Wow this guy is smoking hot like a summer BBQ. He seems lost in music with his big headphones on. You know what they say about guys with big headphones!!! 

Cute but not my type (+50 rating, 80 votes)
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15
Jun 17

Capped and Caped

Date: 13th June 2017

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Anon

When the guy that you spy is wearing skinny jeans it’s hard not to stare but this cutie pie with his cardigan and baseball cap combo make us look more at his side profile and nice shoulders. We love a chunky summer knit. 

Cute but not my type (-28 rating, 76 votes)
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26
Apr 17

Side profile of a god

Date:

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Wowzers this hottie looks so handsome with his cool hair cut, bomber jacket and facial hair. Get us a double order of him please with a side of meat. 

Cute but not my type (+85 rating, 117 votes)
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30
Mar 17

Blow My Whistle 

Date: 21st March 2017

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: BL

This cute commuter has whistle technique that even Flo-Rida would be proud of. Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby, Let me know…

I’m gonna show you how to do it

And we start real slow

You just put your lips together

And you cum real close

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Here we go…. 

Cute but not my type (-64 rating, 108 votes)
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31
Jan 17

Ape Sausage

Date: 30th January 2017

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Nickpre95

This sexy guys hair is just so thick and full we want to run our hands through it. We cannot confirm or deny any speculation about his sausage but we’re sure it’s tasty! 

Cute but not my type (-11 rating, 107 votes)
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30
Jan 17

Woolly Hat Matt

Date: 30th January 2017

Line: Jubilee 

Submitted by: Taylor

This guys eyes make us weak at the knees! We cannot confirm his name is Matt but he looks like a Matt in his knitted hat! 

Cute but not my type (-26 rating, 114 votes)
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26
Jan 17

Is Mr Left Mr Right?


Date: 19th January 2017

Line: DLR

Submitted by: PMan

It’s the January sales – buy one get one free on all hot guys riding the train. Who do you prefer Mr Left or Mr Right?

Cute but not my type (+139 rating, 159 votes)
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9
Jan 17

Double Denim Done Well

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: BH

It may not be blue denim but this sexy stud is working the double D like a pro. Cute face and autumnal tan make him just the perfect boyfriend material. 

Cute but not my type (+83 rating, 121 votes)
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20
Dec 16

Toms Daley Commute 

Original post from May 2015


Line: Circle / Piccadilly

Submitted by: Anna

Hey sexy Tom, you have already made it – twice Olympic medal winner and now you have made it on to Tubecrush twice. What else can we say apart from you are getting hotter with age and are looking fine as usual sir!!!

Cute but not my type (+69 rating, 101 votes)
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19
Dec 16

Right Looker

Date: 16th October 2016

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: Adrian 

We love a cute guy in jeans and trainers. There must be something exciting going on to the right of this guys carriage – look over here sexy and give us a smile. 

Cute but not my type (+16 rating, 86 votes)
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16
Dec 16

Lips that do tricks 

Date: 10th December 2016

Line: Circle 

Submitted by: AD

Is it just us or does this hottie have a certain Olly Murs going on about him? Our heart just skipped a beat and we want to kiss those plump lips 👄!

Cute but not my type (+78 rating, 106 votes)
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6
Dec 16

The sexy man in black


Date: 8th November 2016

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

Damn! This very sexy man is dressed like the man from the milk tray ads. All he needs is a box of chocolates and to jump through your bedroom window!!! 

Cute but not my type (+108 rating, 126 votes)
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8
Jul 16

Big Foot Big….


Date: 1st July 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Mat01274

This sexy guy has more going for him than just his large feet (and presumably equally impressive meat). Look at his cute face and sexy facial hair. Certainly makes Friday more bearable! 

Cute but not my type (+55 rating, 171 votes)
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10
Jun 16

Polo Yolo


Date: 8th June 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: AfterDark

All we can say is sexy sexy muscle guy love him! #YOLOPOLOGUY

Cute but not my type (+89 rating, 179 votes)
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16
Apr 16

Knees up mother brown

 

Date: 16th April 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SPrime

This cute guy looks like he’s made himself quite at home on the train. From head to toe with his sexy stubble down to his fitting jeans we wouldn’t mind having a knees up with him!! 

Cute but not my type (+16 rating, 156 votes)
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13
Apr 16

Adam Levine Realness

 

Date: 12th April 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
We wouldn’t mind being Maroon (5) ed on a dessert island with his hot guy.

Cute but not my type (+63 rating, 173 votes)
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2
Apr 16

Texting Tottie

 

Date: 31st March 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Chloe

Maybe just maybe that guy is sat with his girl friend and he’s on Happn and connecting with girls around him. Maybe he’s just texting his mum.  

Cute but not my type (-11 rating, 143 votes)
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1
Apr 16

Snakes on a train

 

Date: 31st March 2016

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: ddbg 

It’s not often we get two hotties sat next to each other, let alone with an eyeful of trouser snake. Hot to trot, or canter or gallop or woah horsey!

 

Cute but not my type (+145 rating, 209 votes)
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27
Mar 16

Pocket Pool Arms

  
Date: 26th March 2016

Line: Piccadilly Line 

Submitted by: LV

This guys handsome stance shows off his arms and chest. We wouldn’t mind knowing what’s in his pocket though! 

Cute but not my type (+6 rating, 144 votes)
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21
Mar 16

Apples and Stares

 

Date: 16th April 2015

Line: Central

Submitted by: Holly

Could this be our new leader? With ripped jeans and probably a ripped body to match today we say all hail the king of looking pretty on the tube.

Cute but not my type (+188 rating, 226 votes)
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