Nov 15

Very White Trainers


Date: 2nd September 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: E14 
Ohhh New Shoes? This guy looks pretty hot in a raw kinda way. Tattoos and skinhead and a gym bag between his legs make him a hot bit of train totty.

Cute but not my type (-28 rating, 58 votes)

Oct 15

Surfs Up

Date: 11th September 2015

Line: Notthern

Submitted by: Huai-Huai

Even if he wasn’t wearing a Hollister surf hoodie this cutie wouldn’t be out of place on some surf style hair product advert. Let us get our hands on your sexy locks…. 

Cute but not my type (-8 rating, 62 votes)

Aug 15

The G’s Knees

Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Econ2004
Good morning sexy guy! This Tubecrush has certainly got all the right junk in all the right places. Arms – tick, Cute – tick and that bad boy cap and ripped jeans – tick tick.

Cute but not my type (+73 rating, 133 votes)

Jul 15

Banana Gazing


Date: 17th July 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Pupdh 
They say never look at your mate in the eye while eating a banana but what if it’s not his eyes you happen to be looking at? 

Cute but not my type (+73 rating, 121 votes)

Jun 15

Under Exposed


Date: 16th June 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Nadia

With an up-do to be proud of, sexy boyo here is looking a little on the light side. That tube lighting really isn’t the most flattering but he is working it, even if he could expose more.

Cute but not my type (+93 rating, 118 votes)

May 15

I want some


Date: 11th May 2015

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Scubafreakz

This tatted, tanned Tottie was clearly trying to camouflage his belongings on his journey – there’s no fooling us sexy chops we can see you have a big package.

Cute but not my type (-197 rating, 336 votes)

May 15

Paper Round (Two)


Date: 1st May 2015

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: @fmmorganwilliams

Did you have a paper round when you were younger? No neither did we but if we could choose a hottie to drop round our news fix it would be this sexy guy. We’d just make sure our house was the last drop and invite him in to give him his weekly tip! 

Cute but not my type (+281 rating, 204 votes)

Jan 15

Naked T-Shirt Guy


Date: September 14

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Scox

This handsome chap is not afraid to sport a cheeky over the shoulder naked t-shirt. It’s just a small shame that the image isn’t actually of him because he’s really rather cute!

Cute but not my type (+5 rating, 330 votes)

Dec 14

The Shag Bandit


Date: 20th October 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Eunice

This sexy guy is accessorised to the nines with his watch, rings, necklace and what are those… Shag bands? Yes please Mr let’s do it at the next stop!

Cute but not my type (+102 rating, 366 votes)

Oct 14

Metro Sexual


Date: 22nd October 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Hayley

He’s hot and sexy, dressed well and handsome. Reading the morning paper this guy is our Metro Sexual!!

Cute but not my type (+272 rating, 401 votes)

Jun 14

Mickey Mmmmmarry me


Date: 8th June 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: PT

Yesterday’s Tubecrush had a serious lip Smacker-ness about him and today’s…. Well I don’t think their is a gurl out there not biting her lip at thought of this guy in her vicinity. Whether you’re a fan of retro T’s or not this guy is certainly worthy of a night in our magic kingdom! Peekaboo!

Cute but not my type (+258 rating, 366 votes)

Jun 14

Crush yourself fabulous


Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: PjOL

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what they don’t say is what is in the mouth of this Tubecrush? We would put money on it either being fizzy laces or bitter lemon.

Cute but not my type (+36 rating, 181 votes)

Jun 14

34 and counting


Date: 9th June 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Amit

This handsome chap is counting down the number of stops until he gets home. He got to 34 where is he going? where is his stop? watch for the sign of the lollipop!

Cute but not my type (+47 rating, 240 votes)

Apr 14

Purple playmate


Date: 11th April 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: LouiseR

When travelling on the underground we often see people who we would love to talk to. In Louise’s case she wanted to take this guy on a play date and see how they got on. Judging by appearances alone we think this beautiful man would make for great company!

Cute but not my type (-12 rating, 184 votes)

Mar 14

Fancy Some Silver Service?


Date: 2nd March 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Tubewisdom

With his arm held out like a silver platter, we all know which canapés we would help ourselves to if this chap was on offer.

Cute but not my type (+31 rating, 232 votes)

Feb 14

Wrist bandit


Date: 8th February 2014

Line: Bakerloo I

Submitted by: Jimblycat

We love to think of the hot guys we see on the tube as mini stories. This sexy guy has a memory-wristband and we think he had just got back from a hedonistic escape to Thailand* – where they sell such bracelets. How was your trip hottie?


Cute but not my type (+119 rating, 258 votes)

Feb 14

Get your knee out for Tubecrush


Date: 26th January 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Marco

What a wonder pus! This sexy guys look really works – we love his floppy hair and handsome face oh and those amazing go faster stripe shoes. If you happen to see him on the tube again ask him to take you out for a knees up!

Cute but not my type (+80 rating, 282 votes)

Dec 13

Pole Stancer


Date: 7th December 2013

Line: District

Submitted by: Levi

When a man has a striking stance it’s hard not to notice him. This sexy stander is grabbing hold of that pole to steady himself – Are there any volunteers to break his fall should he let go?

Cute but not my type (+24 rating, 246 votes)

Aug 13

Cheeky Grin Ring


Date: 20th August 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Gina

A cheeky grin is all it takes to make a fellow commuters day. This handsome chap is flashing his pearly whites and looks to be having a good old catch up on the phone…. Here’s my number so call me maybe!

Cute but not my type (+136 rating, 313 votes)

Jun 13

Starkers* on the Bakerloo Line


Date: 5th June 2013

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: @DannyBlahBlah

For those people who have been in hibernation and not heard of Game of Thrones, Robb Stark is the King in the North (ern Line), the ruler of the North (London), declared as such by his bannermen and allies after Eddard Stark‘s execution, accept this morning instead of fighting King Joffrey – Actor Richard Madden (can we call him dickie?) fought for a seat in the morning commute. Danny (a loyal Tubecrusher) by hook or by crook did his best to capture a picture of this hunk – hats off to you sir! A truly deserving #Tubecrush.

*Apologies if you were hoping for a naked man pic – there are other sites for that!

Cute but not my type (+275 rating, 544 votes)