Jan 15

Nail him


Date: 24th January 2015

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Green-eyed

Just what is this sexy guy reading on his phone? It must be scary, if he’s not careful he might a bite a finger off.

Cute but not my type (+28 rating, 424 votes)

Jun 14

Crush yourself fabulous


Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: PjOL

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what they don’t say is what is in the mouth of this Tubecrush? We would put money on it either being fizzy laces or bitter lemon.

Cute but not my type (+29 rating, 170 votes)

May 14

The Quilted Quiff


Date: 29th April 2014

Line: Overground

Submitted by: EC1

We love the feel of a warm soft quilt on a cold spring morning, and if this adorably handsome man has anything to do with it that quilt has a built in electric blanket because he is super hot!

Cute but not my type (+156 rating, 264 votes)

Oct 13

Cup the handle


Date: 18th October 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Sarah

Big things are going on in the rugby world – as they were in 2003, this sexy guy however has a handle between his legs that needs pulling! Scrummy!!

Cute but not my type (+21 rating, 245 votes)

Oct 13

The Finger Pout


Date: 6th October 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Joanna

Need we say anymore? He seems to be pulling his sexiest pose at the girl next to him. But what’s with the finger?

Cute but not my type (-122 rating, 255 votes)

May 13

Bag Hug


Date: 11th May 2013

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Brindy

Forget hugging the bag matey, get your ass over here and give me a hug. Well – Bag Hug, Bear Hug its all the same.

Cute but not my type (-102 rating, 339 votes)

Jan 13

Beanie Beardie


Date: 20th January 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Coxy

So we could have gone down the Mr Bean route with this one but he is too cute to associate with that lunatic. What is for sure though is that we wouldn’t mind him being our little teddy bear!

Cute but not my type (-94 rating, 332 votes)

Dec 12

Capped and unplugged


Name: SE1Adam

Date: 20th November 2012

Line: Docklands Light Railway

This hotties bag is on the seat beside him keeping a place for that special person getting on in a few stops time. He is fooling nobody with those headphones on, ‘hey matey they’re not plugged in’ perhaps he just wants to hear someone whisper ‘he is fit’!

Cute but not my type (+29 rating, 275 votes)

Nov 12

Behind Blue Steel


Date: 8th November 2012

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Kirsty

Straddling his large suitcase this bewildered traveller is working his best pout on the way into central London from Heathrow. Not to look anything like Zoolander we are sure, but perhaps to show us Brits what they are missing out on.

Cute but not my type (+66 rating, 312 votes)

Oct 12

Pout Pout Pout

Date: 18 October 2012

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: Philippa & Jennie

Pucker up! This hot pouting guy knows what we all like. He is just ready to be kissed. Please form an orderly queue.

Cute but not my type (-12 rating, 297 votes)

Oct 12

Bicep Boom


Date: 3rd October, 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Alexis

At first we thought it couldn’t be true but on closer inspection, yes this guy has bigger arms than Pat Butchers legs! We like his swagger of showing a little bit of chest and his trendy architectural hairstyle. If you need a jar opening or some nuts cracking he’s your man!

Cute but not my type (-137 rating, 383 votes)

Sep 12

Seeing Stubble

Date: 26th September 2012

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Crawford

Gilette, forget famous/boring sports stars like Roger Federer, the next guy you get to endorse your overpriced products should be this super sexy bearded hunk.  Only because he has a very handsome face and the loveliest beard we’ve seen in ages, and is nothing to do with the fact that he’d probably be in a towel in the advert. Promise.

Cute but not my type (+211 rating, 378 votes)

Aug 12

Off Ground Touch


Date: 3rd August 2012

Line: Overground

Submitted by: @Markylon

Remember primary school and those games you used to play in the playground? Stuck in the mud, IT, 40,40 etc. This handsome Indy type is bringing fun to the commute by playing his very own version of ‘Off-Ground Touch’ when you hear a train announcement you have to not touch the floor. The next game we would like to play with this guy though is definitely Kiss Chase!

Cute but not my type (+58 rating, 382 votes)

Jul 12

All Mixed Up

Date: 16 July 2012

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: Barnaby

This guy decided to mix and match his outfit when he got up in the morning and how cool does he look. Some people are so hot that they would look good in a bin bag. We love the shadow on his eyes, making him look very mysterious.

Cute but not my type (+91 rating, 395 votes)

Jun 12

Frappy Hour

Date: 4th June 2012

Line: District

Submitted by: SL84

Last month saw people all over London sucking on a green pole shaped instrument for half price between 3-5pm, this very hot man was clearly sucking on his green straw to cool himself down. Staring into the distance we might be mistaken to think he is working on his best tubecrush pose, but we think he was just making sure his fox could see out of his jacket!

Cute but not my type (+170 rating, 319 votes)

May 12

Reading between the (Tan) lines


Date: 29th May 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: GFrang

We all know that too much sun can result in dehydration and sunburn but we wouldn’t mind sun stroking this hottie. Lovely guns, likes a read and dresses well this clever chappy decided to wear a fetching hat to cover his face from those harmful rays. Who wouldn’t want to join his book club?

Cute but not my type (+180 rating, 350 votes)

Apr 12

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Date: 19th April 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Lady J

This guy must spend hours in the mirror each morning getting ready, but we are glad he did. We like a guy that goes that little bit extra for his tube ride

Cute but not my type (+120 rating, 312 votes)

Mar 12

You Must Be kidding


Date: 3rd March 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Florence

Just when we thought London was having a dry spell, we receive this beauty into the inbox. As if his quiff and stubble weren’t enough to gawp over we then noticed his manly hands! Its a shame about the hosepipe ban because we would have loved him to make our parade rain!

Cute but not my type (+431 rating, 502 votes)

Mar 12

london bound

Date: 11th March 2012

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Slang King

This guy was spotted on his way into London and we are so happy that someone snapped him. Brooding good looks and a sense of style. We just need someone else to catch him on the underground.

Cute but not my type (+230 rating, 379 votes)

Feb 12

Left Right Up Down


Date: 30th January 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Ottersley

This post is dedicated to the late Whitney Houston. This guy makes us feel like a million dollar bill and he is clearly in the middle of a look left, right, up, down, round and round head-dance routine. Put your hands up everyone!

Cute but not my type (+20 rating, 328 votes)