Nov 14

Meat, Meat Everywhere!


Date: 23rd November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @Bkid95

If this guy was a sub in subway just what flavour would he be? 1st things first he would definitely be a Footlong! Maybe meatballs, maybe BMT and maybe even a subway club but one thing is for sure he is hot with double the meat!

Sep 14

Thors BIG Brother


Date: Today

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Gingabeans

It’s hard not to Marvel over this sexy guy, he doesn’t need a hammer his thighs could crush a baddie in one fell swoop.

Aug 14

Dirty Groin


Date: 31st August 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Socks

Ever wondered what those dirty workman get up to off the job? Well this cutie just hops aboard the central line and travels along hoping to be TubeCrushed – He succeeded, he may have a dirty groin but it’s you that has the dirty mind!

Aug 14

His head’s down…


Date: 2nd August 2014

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: LV

Getting on with what’s needed, this sexy rugged guy is engrossed in his smart phone. Those shorts really do show off his assets don’t they – *those lovely legs obviously!!!

Jul 14

Cup It Queeny


Date: 22nd July 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Lady Mills

This sexy guy should give up his day job and get a job at the Tower of London. He clearly already has experience protecting the Crown Jewels!

Jun 14

Underground Yoga


Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jonny The Boy Hero

This hottie is making his very own yoga position – not quite the chair pose (utkatasana) not quite (but nearly) the seated heart opener. His cute face, hot legs and sporty look are all combined to make this position “the forward thrust” and that is all!

Jun 14

Suspicious Package


Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: PiccadillyPassenger

Please dpo not leave unattended packages on the underground.

Apr 14

Beard Slim Shady



Date: 14th April 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: huzaifahussein

That’s it dude, you kick back listen to your music and enjoy the sun beaming into the train window. Dont get too comfy behind those shades you might just fall asleep. The only thing we wonder about this sexy guy is why he has a pair of trainers next to him… they are for his Tubecrush so that they can run and he can catch you!

Jul 13

Johns Wood

Curb Wear


Date: 21st June 2013

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Curbwear

We know that its unbearably hot on the tube this week but…. I think we would have to say that this sexy guy has some balls (we can see that) to strip to his pants on the Jubilee line. Whilst we do have a rule on TubeCrush that says no posed shots, sometimes rules are only made to be broken!

May 13

Brolly Dolly


Date: 27th May 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Zaza

We all hate a grey, wet day and cold summers but this sexy boy brings out the sunshine on a dreary tube journey! Check out his bright umbrella – umbrellas in Pink make the girls/boys wink!

Apr 13

Legs A Kimbo


Date: 19th April 2013

Line: District

Submitted by: @theonlyjamiec

Oh to be that orange bag sat next to this fittie. If orange bags could talk we would ask him for his number and what size his feet are – they look massive. You know what they say – Big Feet Big Meat.

Mar 13

Clap for this chap


Date: 17th March 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: DC

If god gave a man strength then this hottie asked for second helpings. His bulging bicep pressed up against the glass partition could cause a stir with the other passengers checking him out as they get in the carriage. We think he is hot – give that man a round of applause for his gym efforts!

Dec 12

Christmas Crush


Date: 22nd December 2012

Line: Northern

We wish you a sexy TubeCrush,
We wish you a handsome TubeCrush,
We wish you a dishy TubeCrush,
And a Hottie-Filled New Year!

Happy Christmas from TubeCrush – check out our 12 Days of Tubecrush

Aug 12



Date: 23rd August 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Friel

This guy just has to play Rugby! Look at those arms, thighs and broad chest. Whilst reading his book he could be clenching those muscles to give us the best view. We couldn’t think of anything else to call him apart from simply Scrummy!

Jun 12

Smoking Metro Sexual

Date: 7th June 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: EDR

As if the headline wasnt enough this guy puts the smoke in smokin! Clearly wanting to keep up with the day’s news this handsome metro sexual is working his way through the sports pages at the back. Carrying off a wonderful quiff and pushing his way through his trousers he is quite easy on the eye. More of these please!

May 12

Ready To Dive

Date: 4th May 2012

Line: Central

Submitted by: ChedzLondon

The Olympics are coming to London and it appears that everybody is going crazy! This hot guy has the body of a diver and is in the position ready to jump of that platform. We’re imagining he’ll do a little bicep flex or chest push out in his routine before he hits the water.

Feb 12

Mighty (Meaty) Metro


Date: 17th February 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Gofigure

Back in the 80’s boys used to get excited about toys and games like subbuteo and transformers but we saw this guy and he reminded us of the uber boy toy scalextric. They used to produce a Mighty Metro set (thus the name) that the boys used to love. These days boy toy (and toy boys) come in all shapes and sizes!

Jan 12

No Pants, No Problem!

Date: 8th January 2012

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Jean-Francois64

By ‘pants’ we of course mean the English word ‘trousers’. We are not sure about the ‘Lard’ bit but we are certainly praising Jean-Francois for taking the photo. London was host to revellers celebrating ‘No Pants on the Subway day’ on the 8th of January and of course here at TubeCrush we just had to share it with you. He caused quite a stir in the carriage by the looks of things.

Jan 12

The Finger Puzzle


Date: 23rd December 2011

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Peroona

The rubix cube, the jigsaw, suduko, crosswords and mobile phone apps. We all use them to keep our minds working and to make our train journeys seem shorter. This handsome beefcake seems to have made up his own game – The Finger Finder. The rules are simple – put your hands together and wiggle all your fingers then one by one stop. Whoever the last finger points at then that person is your TubeCrush. Simples!

Dec 11

Deck the Tube with boughs of hotties


Date: 21st December 2011

Line: Central

Submitted by: Senita

Tis the season to be jolly, faa laa la la laa, la la la laa. Guy on tube is such a hottie tra-laa la la la la la laa. Central line is full of them, hope to see, this one again. His hand-some face could be seen from a-far, he shall be our angelic star……..

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