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Sep 16

Mr White Trousers

Date: 26th Aigust 2016

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Burn2

There is one thing that is for sure with tight fitting jeans is that you get to see every (we mean every) detail about a mans lower half of the body. Those calves, those thighs and a lovely lunchbox! 

Cute but not my type (+47 rating, 81 votes)
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Aug 16

Snack’in Sexy


Date: 19th August 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SLondon

You know when you get a little #Hangry and all you want to do is have sex and eat some carbs? This strapping stud is just what the doctor ordered – pass me your sausage roll hot stuff!!!!! 

Cute but not my type (+127 rating, 145 votes)
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Jul 16

Poke Me On


Date: 19th July 2016

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: LV

This sexy hottie seems to be waiting to catch’em all with his very wide legs and spare hand resting on his Pika-Pika.

Cute but not my type (+82 rating, 128 votes)
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Apr 16

Snakes on a train

 

Date: 31st March 2016

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: ddbg 

It’s not often we get two hotties sat next to each other, let alone with an eyeful of trouser snake. Hot to trot, or canter or gallop or woah horsey!

 

Cute but not my type (+127 rating, 181 votes)
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1
Feb 16

A couple of suits

 

Date: 31st January 2016

Line: District

Submitted by: BJh

Spotted on the District line, quite frankly it should have been the distraction line – with his trousers pulled up to make him more comfortable, our eyes were drawn to his…cute face! 

Cute but not my type (+124 rating, 174 votes)
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Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+204 rating, 288 votes)
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Dec 15

Festive Baubles 

 

Date: 12th December 2015

Line:  District

Submitted by: RMan

This guy doesn’t look phased that he was just selected to be handsome enough to be considered someone’s Tubecrush. Mind you the only thing we can see being crushed are his baubles.

Cute but not my type (+42 rating, 148 votes)
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8
Nov 15

Joyful in Joggers 

 

Date: 6th November 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: AWA 
If there’s one thing we like our crushes to wear it’s a tight pair of tracksuit bottoms (or tops). 

Cute but not my type (+2 rating, 110 votes)
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15
Jul 15

Lunchtime Legs

  
Date: 11th July 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Lucky Luke

Anyone hungry? Well this scrumalicious hottie is quite literally good enough to eat. We would start with his legs and move up to his rather large lunch box.

Cute but not my type (+29 rating, 144 votes)
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6
Jun 15

Pec’in Perfect

  

Date: 6th June 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Sean

This handsome so and so is surely only wearing glasses on the tube as all those camera flashes were blinding him. 

Cute but not my type (-44 rating, 218 votes)
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2
Jun 15

Cam Ooof Large

 
Date: 4th April 2015

Line:  Northern

Submitted by: D

We can’t confirm or deny that this sexy guy is called Cam but we can say look at those big arms and pecs – Ooof. Yum.

Cute but not my type (-137 rating, 275 votes)
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16
Jan 15

Shutter Shudder

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Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Waterloo and City

Submitted by: Nala

When you see a hot guy (like this one), your heart melts and you come over all butterflies in your tummy. You decide to take a #tubecrush shot and BOOM – he notices you do it and instead of feeling proud, you blush and try to get off at the next station – only problem? Your on the Waterloo and City line #awks

Cute but not my type (-130 rating, 420 votes)
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15
Dec 14

Dressing to the right

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Date: 4th December 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Andy

Stood tall with his book in hand, this sexy chap appears to be wearing some quite figure enhancing jeans. We love the belt and how can you miss what’s near the zip.

Cute but not my type (+172 rating, 386 votes)
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5
Dec 14

The Muscle Reader

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Date: 25th November 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: LiaMJ24

Are you the type of girl that struggles with finishing a paper on the tube? Let us introduce ‘Muscle Reader’ on hand to look sexy and whiz you through them pages before you get off!!!

Cute but not my type (+277 rating, 453 votes)
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22
Nov 14

Meat, Meat Everywhere!

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Date: 23rd November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @Bkid95

If this guy was a sub in subway just what flavour would he be? 1st things first he would definitely be a Footlong! Maybe meatballs, maybe BMT and maybe even a subway club but one thing is for sure he is hot with double the meat!

Cute but not my type (+54 rating, 554 votes)
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22
Sep 14

Thors BIG Brother

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Date: Today

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Gingabeans

It’s hard not to Marvel over this sexy guy, he doesn’t need a hammer his thighs could crush a baddie in one fell swoop.

Cute but not my type (+63 rating, 318 votes)
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Aug 14

Dirty Groin

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Date: 31st August 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Socks

Ever wondered what those dirty workman get up to off the job? Well this cutie just hops aboard the central line and travels along hoping to be TubeCrushed – He succeeded, he may have a dirty groin but it’s you that has the dirty mind!

Cute but not my type (+128 rating, 254 votes)
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Aug 14

His head’s down…

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Date: 2nd August 2014

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: LV

Getting on with what’s needed, this sexy rugged guy is engrossed in his smart phone. Those shorts really do show off his assets don’t they – *those lovely legs obviously!!!

Cute but not my type (+183 rating, 391 votes)
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Jul 14

Cup It Queeny

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Date: 22nd July 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Lady Mills

This sexy guy should give up his day job and get a job at the Tower of London. He clearly already has experience protecting the Crown Jewels!

Cute but not my type (+287 rating, 420 votes)
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Jun 14

Underground Yoga

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Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jonny The Boy Hero

This hottie is making his very own yoga position – not quite the chair pose (utkatasana) not quite (but nearly) the seated heart opener. His cute face, hot legs and sporty look are all combined to make this position “the forward thrust” and that is all!

Cute but not my type (+468 rating, 647 votes)
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