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16
Jan 15

Shutter Shudder

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Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Waterloo and City

Submitted by: Nala

When you see a hot guy (like this one), your heart melts and you come over all butterflies in your tummy. You decide to take a #tubecrush shot and BOOM – he notices you do it and instead of feeling proud, you blush and try to get off at the next station – only problem? Your on the Waterloo and City line #awks

Cute but not my type (-156 rating, 383 votes)
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15
Dec 14

Dressing to the right

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Date: 4th December 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Andy

Stood tall with his book in hand, this sexy chap appears to be wearing some quite figure enhancing jeans. We love the belt and how can you miss what’s near the zip.

Cute but not my type (+129 rating, 345 votes)
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5
Dec 14

The Muscle Reader

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Date: 25th November 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: LiaMJ24

Are you the type of girl that struggles with finishing a paper on the tube? Let us introduce ‘Muscle Reader’ on hand to look sexy and whiz you through them pages before you get off!!!

Cute but not my type (+206 rating, 401 votes)
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22
Nov 14

Meat, Meat Everywhere!

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Date: 23rd November 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: @Bkid95

If this guy was a sub in subway just what flavour would he be? 1st things first he would definitely be a Footlong! Maybe meatballs, maybe BMT and maybe even a subway club but one thing is for sure he is hot with double the meat!

Cute but not my type (+40 rating, 477 votes)
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22
Sep 14

Thors BIG Brother

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Date: Today

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Gingabeans

It’s hard not to Marvel over this sexy guy, he doesn’t need a hammer his thighs could crush a baddie in one fell swoop.

Cute but not my type (+35 rating, 278 votes)
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31
Aug 14

Dirty Groin

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Date: 31st August 2014

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: Socks

Ever wondered what those dirty workman get up to off the job? Well this cutie just hops aboard the central line and travels along hoping to be TubeCrushed – He succeeded, he may have a dirty groin but it’s you that has the dirty mind!

Cute but not my type (+101 rating, 231 votes)
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6
Aug 14

His head’s down…

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Date: 2nd August 2014

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: LV

Getting on with what’s needed, this sexy rugged guy is engrossed in his smart phone. Those shorts really do show off his assets don’t they – *those lovely legs obviously!!!

Cute but not my type (+151 rating, 352 votes)
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23
Jul 14

Cup It Queeny

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Date: 22nd July 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Lady Mills

This sexy guy should give up his day job and get a job at the Tower of London. He clearly already has experience protecting the Crown Jewels!

Cute but not my type (+247 rating, 380 votes)
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11
Jun 14

Underground Yoga

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Date: 5th June 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jonny The Boy Hero

This hottie is making his very own yoga position – not quite the chair pose (utkatasana) not quite (but nearly) the seated heart opener. His cute face, hot legs and sporty look are all combined to make this position “the forward thrust” and that is all!

Cute but not my type (+411 rating, 591 votes)
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4
Jun 14

Suspicious Package

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Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted by: PiccadillyPassenger

Please dpo not leave unattended packages on the underground.

Cute but not my type (-343 rating, 422 votes)
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14
Apr 14

Beard Slim Shady

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Date: 14th April 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: huzaifahussein

That’s it dude, you kick back listen to your music and enjoy the sun beaming into the train window. Dont get too comfy behind those shades you might just fall asleep. The only thing we wonder about this sexy guy is why he has a pair of trainers next to him… they are for his Tubecrush so that they can run and he can catch you!

Cute but not my type (-95 rating, 205 votes)
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26
Jul 13

Johns Wood

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Date: 21st June 2013

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Curbwear

We know that its unbearably hot on the tube this week but…. I think we would have to say that this sexy guy has some balls (we can see that) to strip to his pants on the Jubilee line. Whilst we do have a rule on TubeCrush that says no posed shots, sometimes rules are only made to be broken!

Cute but not my type (+345 rating, 516 votes)
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30
May 13

Brolly Dolly

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Date: 27th May 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Zaza

We all hate a grey, wet day and cold summers but this sexy boy brings out the sunshine on a dreary tube journey! Check out his bright umbrella – umbrellas in Pink make the girls/boys wink!

Cute but not my type (+211 rating, 526 votes)
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22
Apr 13

Legs A Kimbo

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Date: 19th April 2013

Line: District

Submitted by: @theonlyjamiec

Oh to be that orange bag sat next to this fittie. If orange bags could talk we would ask him for his number and what size his feet are – they look massive. You know what they say – Big Feet Big Meat.

Cute but not my type (+466 rating, 605 votes)
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18
Mar 13

Clap for this chap

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Date: 17th March 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: DC

If god gave a man strength then this hottie asked for second helpings. His bulging bicep pressed up against the glass partition could cause a stir with the other passengers checking him out as they get in the carriage. We think he is hot – give that man a round of applause for his gym efforts!

Cute but not my type (+145 rating, 422 votes)
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25
Dec 12

Christmas Crush

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Date: 22nd December 2012

Line: Northern

We wish you a sexy TubeCrush,
We wish you a handsome TubeCrush,
We wish you a dishy TubeCrush,
And a Hottie-Filled New Year!

Happy Christmas from TubeCrush – check out our 12 Days of Tubecrush

Cute but not my type (-14 rating, 416 votes)
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27
Aug 12

Scrummy

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Date: 23rd August 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Friel

This guy just has to play Rugby! Look at those arms, thighs and broad chest. Whilst reading his book he could be clenching those muscles to give us the best view. We couldn’t think of anything else to call him apart from simply Scrummy!

Cute but not my type (+303 rating, 520 votes)
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7
Jun 12

Smoking Metro Sexual

Date: 7th June 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: EDR

As if the headline wasnt enough this guy puts the smoke in smokin! Clearly wanting to keep up with the day’s news this handsome metro sexual is working his way through the sports pages at the back. Carrying off a wonderful quiff and pushing his way through his trousers he is quite easy on the eye. More of these please!

Cute but not my type (-51 rating, 276 votes)
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9
May 12

Ready To Dive

Date: 4th May 2012

Line: Central

Submitted by: ChedzLondon

The Olympics are coming to London and it appears that everybody is going crazy! This hot guy has the body of a diver and is in the position ready to jump of that platform. We’re imagining he’ll do a little bicep flex or chest push out in his routine before he hits the water.

Cute but not my type (+268 rating, 452 votes)
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18
Feb 12

Mighty (Meaty) Metro

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Date: 17th February 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Gofigure

Back in the 80’s boys used to get excited about toys and games like subbuteo and transformers but we saw this guy and he reminded us of the uber boy toy scalextric. They used to produce a Mighty Metro set (thus the name) that the boys used to love. These days boy toy (and toy boys) come in all shapes and sizes!

Cute but not my type (+341 rating, 475 votes)
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