Jan 18

Gorgeous Gym Guy

Date: 24th January 2018

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Pman

Wowzers this handsome chap is looking super sexy in all black. With his headphones on and clearly zoned into his phone he really does appear to be unaware of the pleasure he is bringing to his fellow passengers.

Cute but not my type (+66 rating, 92 votes)

Dec 17

Foot Up Handsome

Date: 7th December 2017

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Richard

What a wonderful pair of leather shoes this cute guy has, and my how big they are! Something on his phone is making him smile, maybe the reflection of his perfectly quaffed hair – all the time he’s making us smile! 🙂

Cute but not my type (+12 rating, 82 votes)

Dec 17

What a big…

Date: 17th August 2017

Line: District

Submitted by: LukeF

Water Bottle to be carrying around with him! Well its half full (or empty depending on the kind of person you are) so at least hes keeping hydrated! This guy clearly works out – those big arms and the veins popping up through his thighs grrrr – must be leg day.

Cute but not my type (+24 rating, 92 votes)

May 17

Pole Hanging

Date: 24th May 2017

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Mike

Spotted – this cute guy hanging from the grab bar on the Northern line. Shorts and backpack we have him down as a fit fella who we would just love to commute with! 

Cute but not my type (+36 rating, 174 votes)

Jan 17

God Bless Grey Joggers

Date: 1st September 2016

Line:  Victoria

Submitted by: Maria Ruiz

We love how masculine guys look with pumped veins in their arms. We’re guessing he was just lifting weights and then packing his bag (and joggers) he was on the way home for a high protein meal! 

Cute but not my type (+143 rating, 265 votes)

Jan 17

Bulging New Year

Date: 1st January 2017

Line: Circle

Submitted by: Frank

When it’s the first of the year and you have promised yourself to not have impure thoughts and then this happens…

Cute but not my type (+296 rating, 358 votes)

Sep 16

Mr White Trousers

Date: 26th Aigust 2016

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Burn2

There is one thing that is for sure with tight fitting jeans is that you get to see every (we mean every) detail about a mans lower half of the body. Those calves, those thighs and a lovely lunchbox! 

Cute but not my type (+26 rating, 208 votes)

Aug 16

Snack’in Sexy

Date: 19th August 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SLondon

You know when you get a little #Hangry and all you want to do is have sex and eat some carbs? This strapping stud is just what the doctor ordered – pass me your sausage roll hot stuff!!!!! 

Cute but not my type (+243 rating, 299 votes)

Jul 16

Poke Me On

Date: 19th July 2016

Line: Central Line

Submitted by: LV

This sexy hottie seems to be waiting to catch’em all with his very wide legs and spare hand resting on his Pika-Pika.

Cute but not my type (+96 rating, 216 votes)

Apr 16

Snakes on a train


Date: 31st March 2016

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: ddbg 

It’s not often we get two hotties sat next to each other, let alone with an eyeful of trouser snake. Hot to trot, or canter or gallop or woah horsey!


Cute but not my type (+164 rating, 244 votes)

Feb 16

A couple of suits


Date: 31st January 2016

Line: District

Submitted by: BJh

Spotted on the District line, quite frankly it should have been the distraction line – with his trousers pulled up to make him more comfortable, our eyes were drawn to his…cute face! 

Cute but not my type (+166 rating, 244 votes)

Jan 16

Hard Workout

Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+296 rating, 400 votes)

Dec 15

Festive Baubles 


Date: 12th December 2015

Line:  District

Submitted by: RMan

This guy doesn’t look phased that he was just selected to be handsome enough to be considered someone’s Tubecrush. Mind you the only thing we can see being crushed are his baubles.

Cute but not my type (+69 rating, 197 votes)

Nov 15

Joyful in Joggers 


Date: 6th November 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: AWA 
If there’s one thing we like our crushes to wear it’s a tight pair of tracksuit bottoms (or tops). 

Cute but not my type (+1 rating, 137 votes)

Jul 15

Lunchtime Legs

Date: 11th July 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Lucky Luke

Anyone hungry? Well this scrumalicious hottie is quite literally good enough to eat. We would start with his legs and move up to his rather large lunch box.

Cute but not my type (+29 rating, 162 votes)

Jun 15

Pec’in Perfect


Date: 6th June 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Sean

This handsome so and so is surely only wearing glasses on the tube as all those camera flashes were blinding him. 

Cute but not my type (-45 rating, 247 votes)

Jun 15

Cam Ooof Large

Date: 4th April 2015

Line:  Northern

Submitted by: D

We can’t confirm or deny that this sexy guy is called Cam but we can say look at those big arms and pecs – Ooof. Yum.

Cute but not my type (-140 rating, 292 votes)

Jan 15

Shutter Shudder


Date: 12th January 2014

Line: Waterloo and City

Submitted by: Nala

When you see a hot guy (like this one), your heart melts and you come over all butterflies in your tummy. You decide to take a #tubecrush shot and BOOM – he notices you do it and instead of feeling proud, you blush and try to get off at the next station – only problem? Your on the Waterloo and City line #awks

Cute but not my type (-129 rating, 433 votes)

Dec 14

Dressing to the right


Date: 4th December 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Andy

Stood tall with his book in hand, this sexy chap appears to be wearing some quite figure enhancing jeans. We love the belt and how can you miss what’s near the zip.

Cute but not my type (+186 rating, 404 votes)

Dec 14

The Muscle Reader


Date: 25th November 2014

Line: Circle

Submitted by: LiaMJ24

Are you the type of girl that struggles with finishing a paper on the tube? Let us introduce ‘Muscle Reader’ on hand to look sexy and whiz you through them pages before you get off!!!

Cute but not my type (+290 rating, 476 votes)