We know the sign says no smoking but this guy is smouldering hot. With arms like that he may just go up in flames shaking his protein powder. Tfl would have to forgive him if he combusts, he’s just too cute.
This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.
This guy has an opening, a spare seat right next to him waiting for the love of his life to jump in and change his world. The only problem is…. it’s more difficult to Tubecrush someone you are sat next to!