Guys


20
Jun 16

iPads and Shin Pads


Date: 13th June 2016

Line: Overground

Submitted by: LV

This footballer type is giving us the chills, those sexy arms and defined chest make us want to play ‘Keepie Uppy’!

Cute but not my type (+39 rating, 47 votes)
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19
Jun 16

Thighs the Limit


Date: June 15th 2016

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Alice

That post workout commute where you’ve been working on your legs and you need to give em a bit of a rub. We’ll do it for you sexy man! 

Cute but not my type (+9 rating, 37 votes)
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12
Jun 16

Jack (in a box)


Date: 10th June, 2016

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Modtro

Is it more of a trough than a box? We’re not sure but we do think this sexy guy has a certain twink’ie ness about him! Filled with cream and edible with one bite! 

Cute but not my type (-18 rating, 52 votes)
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10
Jun 16

Polo Yolo


Date: 8th June 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: AfterDark

All we can say is sexy sexy muscle guy love him! #YOLOPOLOGUY

Cute but not my type (+30 rating, 66 votes)
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6
Jun 16

Tats and Shades


Date: 5th June 2016

Line: Circle

Submitted by: @theonlyjamie

Well summer certainly does have its benefits in London! This hottie in shorts sporting an all over tan is looking mighty fine! 

Cute but not my type (+34 rating, 62 votes)
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5
Jun 16

A&F Arms


Date: 4th June 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Levathian 

Arms of steel and a pecs of a prince! 

Cute but not my type (+52 rating, 74 votes)
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3
Jun 16

Dirty Knees Please


Date: 2nd June 2016

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Jkalifornia

This lad has been getting down and dirty and is heading home from a hard days work on his knees. Coat underarm he’s ready for the heat on the tube! 

Cute but not my type (0 rating, 60 votes)
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30
May 16

Bakerloo Beauty Boy


Date: 27th May 2016

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Lexi

Damn this handsome commuter has arms that could lift you up and a chest to rest your weary head on. One touch would give you chills! 

Cute but not my type (+72 rating, 92 votes)
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22
Apr 16

On Heat

 

Date: 20th April 2016

Line: Notthern 

Submitted by: GM

This sex pot is certainly heating up the carriage, chiselled features and hair cut straight from the barbers! He has both boyfriend and sexy time potential! 

Cute but not my type (+86 rating, 130 votes)
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16
Apr 16

Knees up mother brown

 

Date: 16th April 2016

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: SPrime

This cute guy looks like he’s made himself quite at home on the train. From head to toe with his sexy stubble down to his fitting jeans we wouldn’t mind having a knees up with him!! 

Cute but not my type (+3 rating, 113 votes)
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13
Apr 16

Adam Levine Realness

 

Date: 12th April 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
We wouldn’t mind being Maroon (5) ed on a dessert island with his hot guy.

Cute but not my type (+39 rating, 115 votes)
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29
Jan 16

Pink Tie Guy

 
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Clint

You know what they say… Boys in pink make the girls (and other boys) wink! We can’t help but wonder why he wears it so long though – makes for a fantastic game of what’s underneath your tie though we suppose!! 

Cute but not my type (+118 rating, 136 votes)
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21
Jan 16

Ravishing Redhead

 

Date: 16th June 15

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Dan

We love ginger nuts*, and something is drawing us to this guys lap – nice hands and nice shapely jeans!!! 

*- The biscuits – you guys have such dirty minds 

Cute but not my type (+4 rating, 104 votes)
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20
Jan 16

Big Smacker

 

Date: September 15

Line: Piccadilly 

Submitted by: Se1Adam 

Snacking on McDonalds and getting his caffeine kick from Redbull this hottie would be someone we would jump on and kiss – we may be too late…. is that lipstick on his leg? And those tats! Mmmmm 

Cute but not my type (+52 rating, 112 votes)
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19
Jan 16

Warm Up Cool Down

 

Date: 19th January 2016

Line: Overground

Submitted by: JoeMc

Look at this hottie, well he must be hot on the top half what with that scarf and jacket. Not that were complaining about the bottom half – football legs hmmmm. 

Cute but not my type (+4 rating, 100 votes)
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17
Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+168 rating, 248 votes)
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15
Jan 16

The Love Seat

 

Date: 27th August 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Allen

This guy has an opening, a spare seat right next to him waiting for the love of his life to jump in and change his world. The only problem is…. it’s more difficult to Tubecrush someone you are sat next to!  

Cute but not my type (-27 rating, 97 votes)
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14
Jan 16

Who’s your daddy?

 

Date: Unknown

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Andrew

Long Legs? 

 

Cute but not my type (-31 rating, 93 votes)
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26
Oct 15

Engrossed and Engorged

 

Date: 25th October 2015

Line: Central 

Submitted by: SD75

This sexy guy was apparently deeply engrossed in his iPhone game but what we want to know is why he’s covering himself up with that bag. What is lurking in that dark place?  

Cute but not my type (+16 rating, 82 votes)
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22
May 15

I Watch 

  

Date: 21st May 2015

Line: Tram 

Submitted by: RTC

Have to seen this sleek, trendy, sexy looking thing that was unleashed on the general public recently? Yes we agree… And on another note have you seen the Iwatch? 

Cute but not my type (-99 rating, 273 votes)
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