24
Jul 11

I’d break his ‘Shag band’

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Date: 24th July 2011

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Kelly

In the 80’s and probably still today in some places, an urban legend surrounding ‘shag bands’ or sex bracelets existed. The varying colours have different meanings resulting in a different sexual act if you break one. This uber hot guy has plenty of bracelets what would you do to him?


24
Jul 11

Kiss the ring

Date: 22nd June 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Crushed2011

This guy is just amazing – suited and sizzlingly sexy. I wonder if that signet ring bears a seal and carries some familial significance or if it’s just part of the look. Either way, if he told me to get on my knees and kiss it, I would have trouble refusing.

 


23
Jul 11

Close but no cigar

Date: 19th July 2011

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Alice

Falling just short of a successful outcome and getting nothing for your efforts? This new T-Shirt will help you share your feelings with your fellow tube passengers. The smile on this chap shows he is infact happy as larry, if it was legal and safe to smoke on the tube we would love to put a fat cigar in his mouth.


23
Jul 11

Mirage Man

Date: 22nd July 2011

Line: Bakerloo Line

Submitted by: DMcCSE17

We weren’t quite sure if the Tubecrusher who submitted this gorgeous man was simply just seeing a mirage! But he appears to be real enough. With his perfect arms and great chest we wonder if they just dreamt him into life.


23
Jul 11

Nice Anatomy in Gray

Date: 22nd July 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted By: Candi Kays

It’s a good job that the TubeCrush team didn’t go to medical school what with all those McDreamy doctor types about. However, despite the fact that we’ll never get to pretend we’re George Clooney, this guy is probably the closest we’ll get to Gray’s Anatomy. And he does look very nice in grey!


22
Jul 11

Shoreditch Sex Appeal

Date: 19th July 2011

Line: London Overground

Submitted By: DAB

Apparently there are some highlights to living in Shoreditch – aside from side-stepping the strangely dressed beatniks on the streets (being a dickhead really isn’t that cool). This guy not only looks like he is supremely cool with his perfectly preened hair and snappy dress sense, but also looks like my Mum would approve of him.  Swoon.


22
Jul 11

Point the way

Date: 22nd July 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted by: Crushed2011

What’s this saying? Maybe it’s, if I move my hips and point my finger in a model type way I will get on Tubecrush.


21
Jul 11

The only thing that looks good on me is you

Date: 21st July 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted by: Crushed2011

This guy has just been shopping, we would love to know what he has bought.  It’s a small bag so maybe it some tight little pants… we should stop now, before we get carried away.


21
Jul 11

Arms of an angel

Date: 21st July 2011

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: Crushed2011

OMG!!! This guy has it all, but all we can think about is his arms. How much work has gone in to looking  this good? More than we can ever do.


21
Jul 11

District Dream

Date: 21st July 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted by: Crushed2011

This guy could be worth the endless delays, being pushed up against some fat sweaty guy. These are the joys of District line that I would tolerate for this guy.


20
Jul 11

Crisp White Shirt

Date: 19th July 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted by: Sparrow

Who doesn’t like a man in a suit? We here at Tubecrush HQ really can’t get enough of them, especially when they are being worn by such a cute guy! Really, we just want to play with his hair.


20
Jul 11

Tourist Trap

Date: 19th July 2011

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Sparrow

What better way to be welcomed to the country than to have your photo taken sneakily and it to appear online! This is bound to happen if you look as hot as this guy! Sexy stubble, great bod. wherever he is from they are doing something right.

 


20
Jul 11

Captain Hook

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Date: 20th July 2011

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Gerri

Ooooh Arhhh me hearties, Cap’tn Hook has got his eye on you. His left eye, his right eye his ‘ehhh hmmm’ other eye are making sure you don’t step one foot out of line or else you’ll av ta walk the plank. #planking


19
Jul 11

Double Trouble

Date: 18th July 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: District Line Dude

These two look to be doing something secretive with an iPhone – are they trying to TubeCrush someone? Well wouldn’t that be ironic. Say cheese you sexy boys.


19
Jul 11

Muscle For Lunch

Date: 17th July 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: @sparrowflu

Did someone order a side of muscle with their sandwich? This guy surely did! With the look on his face he is maybe just thinking about his next work out, we sure would love to be in that gym when he flexes those guns! He might take someone’s eye out.


19
Jul 11

Iron Man

Date: 12 July 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted by: Jay

We didn’t realise that the Iron Man competition was being held in London, cos this is clearly where this prime slice of beef is heading! With those arms getting ready to lift some serious weights. Not only that but he has a look of sheer determination, which to us makes him look pretty hot stuff!


18
Jul 11

Things are looking up on the Central line

Date: 18th July 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Anna

It’s about time, we were starting to think the central line had no hot boys left. The submitter said that he had a very fit body and smelt very hot. (Think she got a bit too close). We really do love the boys in A& F tops.


18
Jul 11

Study Buddy

Date: 18th July 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Jo

This guy reminds us of the hot boys we used to see in university, very hot and very smart. We would love some extra study time with him.


18
Jul 11

Love Games

Date: 18th July 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Gemma

This guy could sure play love games with us.  We would sure like to get in to some of the positions that he has on his T-shirt and maybe suggest a few new ones.


18
Jul 11

Dream on…and on and on

Date: 11th July 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Stephanie

If you’re still a bit bleary eyed this Monday morning, you’re not the only one, but this guy is like a little sexy shot of caffeine to wake right up. Not sure what he’s daydreaming about, but he will be featuring in mine for the rest of the day. Probably smothered in chocolate. But you don’t need to know that. Oops.