Date: 9th September 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Jess
The share price in hot guys has gone up. It’s time to Buy BUy Buy!!!
09
Sep 11
What A Spectacle
Date: 29th August 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Chris
What a smashing pair. Of glasses that is. We think they accentuate his high cheekbones and general all round handsomeness, and make him look a bit Clarke Kent-esque. I think I might just have to teeter on the brink of danger over the platform so I get to see a bit of his Superman impression too.
09
Sep 11
Curly Looks
Date: 8 September 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
He may not have the big rugby build or the blonde locks you desire but he is all the man you need. With his curly dark locks and and striking good looks he is certainly a catch any woman would desire.
08
Sep 11
Gilet, The Best a Man Can Get
Date: 28th August 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: DAB
I am green with gilet envy. And also bright red with burning desire. What a hottie.
*Sings to the tune of Joe Cocker’s ‘You Can Leave Your Hat on’* #Baby take off your gilet…dun duh dun duh dunduuh#
08
Sep 11
Regulation Fittie
Date: 7th September 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted By: Jaqui
Jaqui: I saw the fittest guy on the Jubilee line yesterday.
Jaqui’s Cynical Friend: Wait, your fit or my fit? You know I don’t like guys that are all beardy and look like they’ve been roaming the desert for forty years.
Jaqui: Mate he was just regulation fit. No one can deny. You need to witness the fitness. *shows photo*
*JCF faints*
07
Sep 11
What Would Joan Do?
Date: 2nd September 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: DAB
When we see a guy as spunky as this serious hunk, we can’t help but summon our inner Joan Collins, don shoulder pads so big they can be seen from space and seduce him into oblivion. And when one of you evil minxes tries to get your claws on him, prepare to get bitched out, hard.
I might have to stop watching Dynasty repeats.
06
Sep 11
The Angle of Dangle
Date: 5th September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
What you doing down on the floor with your camera-phone Mr Crushed2011? What view? *gets on floor* Oh. Now we see. *head explodes*
06
Sep 11
We Have a Fitchuation
Date: 5th September 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Neha
Can somebody please call the sexy police? We have a perpetrator in sight. And boy what a sight it is. Disarm perp of tight fitting A&F t-shirt if possible and acquire as evidence.
06
Sep 11
Could he be fitter?
Date: 2nd September 2011
Line: Northern
I couldn’t think of a better model to be sat under this Nuffield health gym membership advert, it’s a shame the ‘with us’ didn’t literally mean with the guys under the poster. If just wanting to be one of the 7/10 wasn’t an incentive then sitting opposite this denim dream boy would make you want to do chin ups on the grab rail. 15 Reps x 3 sets go….
05
Sep 11
Where to look?
Date: 02nd Sep 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Sophie
The submitter said she did not know where to look, as there was so much going on. We agree, it is very hard to write about him. He is good looking, he’s got a rackets between his legs, he’s wearing shorts, he’s got very nice legs and he’s reading a book. Our heads have exploded with all the possible options of what to write. What would you have focused on?
05
Sep 11
little red riding hood
Date: 03rd Sep 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Lisa
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Not this guy. How can you ever complain about a guy that coordinates his shoes and top? We do love a good nursery rhyme. Maybe he’s good mates with little boy blue.
05
Sep 11
Noah and the Alpha Male
Date: 24th June 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: JzK
Apparently this guy is the lead singer in a Noah and the Whale tribute band, Noah and the Alpha Male. With guns big enough to be described as an arsenal, we’re sure we could not find anyone grizzlier, manlier or hunkier on the whole underground network. If Noah was around today, I think he’d only need one of these on his ark (mainly because if there was another one, I’d have hidden him under my bed to keep).
04
Sep 11
Hot Scot
Date: 1st September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Trixie
Sean Connery, James McAvoy and errr….Mel Gibson, you can all do one. Trixie informs us that this guy had a seriously sexy Scottish drawl and given our penchant for accents we have gone weaker at the knees than a diabetic in a sweet shop. Unfortunately for us though, he wasn’t wearing a kilt.
04
Sep 11
Superdry Super Guy
Date: 3rd September 2011
Line: Piccadilly
Look at this tempting beauty. The sun shining in on his muscly arm as he is sat pondering on what the day will bring. One thing we couldn’t help but notice was what looks like a zimmer frame to the left of the shot, is this for the people who see him and feel weak at the knees? I guess we will never know!
03
Sep 11
Overground 2 “Lost in New York”
Date: 2nd September 2011
Line: Overground
Submitted by: Nats
No you haven’t clicked the wrong link and ended up on www.subwaycrush.net but this guy should be on the Z line as he is wearing his red New York T-Shirt. Happily leaning in the corner with his colour co-ordinated IPhone cover this stubbly hottie really caught Nats eye. We wonder if we could handcuff ourselve’s to his metal loops and stay with him forever.
03
Sep 11
I wish I was ‘that’ Smartphone
Date: 11th August 2011
Line: Piccadilly
Submitted by: MMavis
In the high street we see lines and lines of technology and mobile phone shops selling the latest devices, if only they were full of handsome men like this choosing the latest must have smartphone, people would be going there to pull! Maribel who took this photo said ‘For three glorious tube stops, I just wanted to be that device’ and we couln’t agree more.
03
Sep 11
Yellow Man
Date: 1st September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted by: frankie09
You can’t deny there is no missing this guy, with his stand out yellow t-shirt and his gorgeous pair of hairy legs. This man is definitely enjoying the last burst of summer sunshine and we are enjoying him for that. Get ready to walk…
02
Sep 11
Ooo Grey on Blue
Date: 25th August 2011
Line: Victoria
Submitted by: DAB
This guy is sporting the over the shoulder hoodie look and its working well. We think anyone in a grey hoodie or sweatshirt looks good and the fact his arm looks a bit blurry might mean he was doing a little dance for the camera. And those eyes are almost as blue as the grab bar beside him, true blue baby I love you!
02
Sep 11
California Dreaming
Date: 29th August 2011
Line: Picadilly Line
Submitted By: Mazie
If you were lucky enough to be on this Picadilly line train along with Mazie, we hope you didn’t get too warm, as this guy brought a little bit of the heat from Malibu on to the London Underground. I hope that priority seat is free, cos I need a sit down!
01
Sep 11
He’s got it, yeah baby he’s got it
Date: 31st August 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: GTGT
Bananarama were on to something in 1986 with the song Venus, except they should have been talking about hot guys. This man couldn’t look hotter with the pink shirt and grey suit combo and that sexy stubble, he’s our Venus, he’s on fire, our desire!