Date: 3rd October 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: Tobias
It may seem like an age ago now, but London was recently gripped by a hot, sweaty influx of gorgeous weather. And when the sun comes out to play, so do all the pretty men (see Exhibit A). So we would hereby like to extend our gratitude to Global Warming and freakish weather patterns in October. We salute you.
Date: 30th July 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: James
We don’t know what’s got this seriously beautiful man looking so woeful at Warren Street but with those cheekbones and arms to die for, he really should forget his troubles and focus on being a professional stud. If anyone has any suggestions on how to cheer him up, leave a comment!
Date: 25th July 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Nicola
I wonder what’s got this chap all hot and bothered. Maybe he’s been running a race and decided to cheat on the tube. Naughty naughty. Well, looking at those biceps we can only presume it’s an arms race and he’s going to win by a country mile.
Date: 8th July 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted by: Teammark
What a cheerful person to see in the morning. Good body, nice face and surrounded by a health glow. We like the submitters use of light and eye for a real hot lad.
Date: 26th June 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Robert
Summer is here, romance is in the air (which explains the smell on the District Line), and it’s time to find a nice boy to wine and dine us and make us go weak at the knees. And then take him home and show them why we got kicked out of Catholic School.
Date: 26th June 2011
Line: Bakerloo Line
Submitted By: LondonVisitor
With arms the size of a small Baltic state, we’re urging this guy to be very careful with his hands. While somethings do merit a tight, firm grip, an iPhone is not one of them. Easy sunshine.
Date: 5th June 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Hannah91
We do like a man that’s not afraid to show off his better features, like those legs, arms and pecks…especially when it’s Wayne Bridge (allegedly). Rumour has it that John Terry is just out of shot, mortally wounded from Wayne’s death stare.
Date: 24th May 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Robert
….with my little eye, something beginning with H. No, not harassment. Give up? It’s one seriously HOT HUNK. And he’s looking right at me – uh oh.
OK new game…it’s called ‘Hide the Sausage’.
Date: Unknown
Line: Piccadilly
Spring is so last season, Summer is definitely on the way. Who could complain about the sun if it means that guys get their muscles out on the tube. He looks like the guy next door with a pinch of Lee from Blue, perhaps it is him on the way to Heathrow airport to represent us in the Eurovision song contest – the next stop is Dusseldorf please mind the gap!
Date: 6th April 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Rico
You may be wondering what’s in the big box on that one passenger’s lap. Well, I can confirm that it is my jaw, which is no longer attached to my face (I’m a distant relative of Jimmy Hill), courtesy of the explosion of hotness that is happening in the blue vest. In the words of someone distinctly inarticulate: O.M.F.G.
Date: 19th April 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Nation22
Simply, this gent’s chiseled upper arms are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Amen.
Date: 10th April 2011
Line: Central Line
Fashion is all about making a statement. The statement clearly being made here, in reference to the neckline of his vest is ‘how low can you go?’. We don’t see enough of this on the tube.
Date: 03/04/2011
Line: Central Line
Outside a Wifebeaters Anonymous meeting have you ever seen two such well toned sets of upper arm muscle. If only we could arrange an arm-wrestling contest with this TubeCrush favourite.