Date: 12th August 2011
Line: London Overground
Submitted By: Diamante
Either this guy goes around London with a permanent smould on or he knew he was getting TubeCrushed and put on his best Tyra Banks face. Is this London Overground’s Next Top model? I think we’ll need to take a closer look before we can say for certain.
Date: 11th August 2011
Line: Commuter Train
Submitted By: Ben
Hmmm, I’m no detective but something tells me this guy might have been to Mexico. And you know what goes on in Mexico, other than lots of burrito making. Yes it’s SPRING BREAK i.e. lots of hot semi-naked bodies writhing in unison to the beat of sinful drum. *Scours YouTube for Spring Break videos*
Date: 10th July 2011
Line: District
Submitted by: Jenna
OMFG *Opens inbox falls to floor, bangs head, gets up has another look and faints again. Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all? This super hot boyo is so hot that the reflection is most definitely mirroring his ‘good’ side. He is a worthy taker of the priority seat in this instance and we just wish that everyone on the district line realises how lucky they are!
Date: 20th June 2011
Submitted By: Crushed2011
Line: District Line
Seeing as Matt Damon is currently tied up with matters in The Adjustment Bureau, we’ve found a fitting replacement for the upcoming sexy sequel to Green Zone. With his rippling biceps, sculpted torso and camo-esque outfit, Mr Damon has some stiff competition.
Date: 27th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
A hot man can be like a fine wine, and we prefer our wines full bodied with a hint of frutiness. If this man was a wine, he would be a vintage Burgundy; remarkably palatable and tasty yet refined and classy.
Date: 22nd May 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: Vince
We’re not sure if this is the exact kind of hoodie-clad reprobate that David Cameron had in mind when he told us to ‘hug a hoodie’, but we will more than happily oblige. Might have a cheeky squeeze while we’re there too.
Date: 11th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Joanna
This guy is obviously fed up with something. Was there another planned closure on the Jubilee Line? Or is he just fed up at being oggled at, having men and women alike flocking at his feet, trying to catch a glimpse of the presumably rippling torso that lies beneath his shirt. Irony’s a bitch, ain’t it? Still, life can’t be that tough when you’re so sexy, so keep your pecker up mate.
Date: 13th May 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Nicholas
With designer stubble that would render most scouring pads to shame, we can’t help but think this beautiful specimen might stick to someone like Velcro if he got too close. But I don’t think we’re quite that lucky – we shall just admire from afar.
Date: 30th April 2011
Line: Piccadilly Line
Submitted By: Veronica
We do like a man that’s well hydrated, and this muscular stud is doing his best to promote the benefits of effective irrigation when traveling on the tube. Either that or he’s about to spray his mouthful over the guy with loud music coming out of his headphones.
Date: 14th April 2011
Line: Central Line
Submitted By: Anna K
Just when we thought the Central Line could never compete with the Northern Line, along came this little Marlon Brando-esque hottie. We’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse (and it’s not an off-peak travelcard).
Date: 01/04/11
Submitted by: @Timothy_lock
Line: Piccadilly Line
Quite simply this TubeCrush is 100% eye candy. What’s not to like? Perfect posture, nice dress sense, and handsome looks. He does look a little startled at having his photo taken (looking straight into the lens) but they say that the eyes are the door to your soul. Please Mr Sitting Pretty can I be your soul mate?
Date: 06/04/2011
Line: Central Line
With such an acute look of concentration on his face, we can only assume this extremely handsome man went to the Joey Tribbiani School of Acting, as he appears to be showing off his finest smell-the-fart-acting routine. Either that, or maybe someone did actually fart. Tubes are unpleasant places these days.
Date: 1st April 2011
Line: Picadilly Line
Come on now everybody, to the tune of Chris de Burgh’s classic #There’s a wet dream in reeeeeeeeeeeeed/sat opposite me….
Date: 31/3/11
Line: Hammersmith and City
This guy spent his entire journey reading his yellow pages. Could have been work, could have been play who knows… Perhaps J R Hartley?
Date: 9th March 2011
Line: District Line, westbound, 3pm
Crush Feature: Everything
We’re a bit lost for words with this one. Maybe not everyone’s cup of tea, but he certainly has tickled our fancy. We might even go so far as to say this is our first ‘perfect 10’. Now if someone could just get me his number…
