Date: 31st March 2012
Line: District
Submitted by: Crushed2012
This guy is all you need to get you started in the morning, he looks like he is full of vitamins. So hot we would love to spread him over our cornflakes
District Line
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Apr 12
3 Stripes And You’re In
Date: 31st March 2012
Line: District
Submitted by: Kimo
We are all familiar with the @adidas logo but it’s not until the sun comes out that we really see the fruits of its labour. This chunk of a hunk is working the sporty look we just wish he had turned around slightly so we could have seen the junk in his trunk.
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Mar 12
A parallel universe
Date: 20th March 2012
Line: District
Submitted by: Stewie
Imagine a world full of gorgeous hunks that look like they could be on adverts on billboards around the world. Sound good? Well in a far, far away place (at the end of the District line) this place may exist if this totty is anything to go by. Right I’m off to top up my oyster I’ll see you all in Upminster!
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Mar 12
Hand on his pole
Date: 23rd March 2012
Line: District
Submitted by: DawnF
Propped up beside the green pole people might be thinking that this cute guys name is Jack (and the beanstalk). His folded arms and luring eyes make him very attractive, and who can resist a guy in a tailored shirt? Dawn was lucky enough to be sharing the carriage with him but clearly she was not the first girl in line to grab hold of his long pole.
26
Mar 12
Is That a Pun in Your Pocket?
Date: 21st March 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Paula
If it is, please could you let me have it? Despite our funny-strapline-fail, we are certainly pleased to see this guy. With a quiff stiffer than an East German roadblock, and that oh-so-debonair handsomeness, we’d say he’s worth at least half of our annual travelcard fee. We’re not sure what the other half is for.
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Mar 12
Map Hat
Date: 21st March 2012
Line: District
Submitted by: Dzcoyle
As with all journeys on the underground network it can be a little confusing moving between stations. Our top piece of totty in the picture has come up with an ingenious method of remembering his journey – stitching the colours of the lines into his beanie hat! Judging by the order of the line he is only on the first leg of his trip at least we know its the circle line (twice around) and the central line are next!
06
Mar 12
Ken Dolls are cool again
Date: 1st March 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted by: Jess
This guy reminds us of a very good looking Ken doll, but this is the type of doll that you would not be able to stop playing with. Where would you put him when you had finished? Back in the box, on the mantel piece or on your pillow?
06
Mar 12
Don’t step on my blue suede shoes
Date: 28th Dec 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Liz
That’s what the King once said, he also so said love me tender and think that is a tune we could sing too
05
Mar 12
What you thinking?
Date: 1st March 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: DAB
We love to see hot guys deep in thought, we just wish we knew what they were thinking.
03
Mar 12
Fithunt
Date: 2nd March 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: PhotoBoy
We’re not sure Metro’s headline is totally accurate. They’re talking about some sort of witch hunt, but we’re pretty sure the only hunt going on is a fit hunt. And judging by this headphoned hunk, the fit hunt is going pretty well.
02
Mar 12
Have I seen you some place before?
Date: 11th February 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted by: LI
Does this guy remind you of anyone? Gold star for the right answer
15
Feb 12
Crotch stitch jeans
Date: 14th February 2012
Line: District
Submitted by: Hosker
This cheeky chap is sporting a pair of jeans with such intricate stitching that Kirsty Allsop (@kirstymallsop) could probably present a haberdashery show on the one item alone. We think he is rocking the look and especially like the stitching that goes right over his…..pockets??
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Jan 12
Lord of the Thighs
Date: 24th January 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Courtesy 2 You OK
Yikes! We’re not sure whose thighs we prefer, this handsome footballer’s or a certain Mr Motivation who rocked our world last week. Which one would you crown Lord of the Thighs? But they have given us a great idea – a Tube based fitness video, with emphasis on thigh squats (as long as that funny lot from peopleonthetube.tumblr.com stay seated throughout).
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Jan 12
Oh Siri I’m So Fine
Date: 21st January 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: WindsorBuoy
Since Apple unveiled their friendly iPhone assistant Siri, reports have surfaced of users attempting to serenade the voice controlled vixen. WindsorBuoy tells us that this handsome fellow started singing to his iPhone in an attempt to win her affections with his own version of Toni Basil’s 80’s hit Mickey. It went something like this “Oh Siri what a pity you don’t understand, I get crushed on the tube when I’m wearing my red pants.”
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Jan 12
I Like My Boys Hot and Their Jeans Down Low
Date: 4th January 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Bob (sometimes known as Sexy Steve)
When we’re not admiring the photos of hot boys that come into our inbox every day, the TubeCrush team can sometimes be found on the dancefloor, using some of the crunk in their trunk to throw some pretty serious shapes to club classics like Dev’s Bass Down Low. But after seeing this guy, we’ve thought of a remix. Come on everybody, sing it with me: ♫ I like my boys hot and their jeans down low ♫
10
Jan 12
No Glove, No Love
Date: 10th January 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Trek
Stylish men can always come to the front of our queue, and this guy, with his double breasted jacket and fine leather gloves will not be waiting in line. We’re not saying that he wouldn’t be as dapper without the gloves, but we do like to do our bit to promote safe sex.
05
Jan 12
Hooded, Handsome and Needs a Hug
Date: 5th January 2012
Line: District Line
Submitted by: Crushed2011
Has ever a truer word been said? A hug would only be the start if we had the chance.
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Nov 11
Old Favourite
Date: 25th November 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted by: waiyasil
There is nothing you bad can say about them, they keep you warm at night, they look great and they feel fantastic and we are not just talking about the woolly jumper. We hope this guy is calling to say he’ll be home in time for Christmas and to give that lucky someone the hug they deserve.
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Nov 11
Weapon of Mass Seduction
Date: 22nd November 2011
Line: Distict Line
Submitted By: Maverick
After news surfaced about the US Military’s Gay Bomb, the British intelligence services are rumoured to be trialling an even deadlier weapon and releasing it on the underground. The above photo is said to be the first glimpse of the alleged weapon, complete with chiselled cheekbones and the most finely sculpted guns in all the western hemisphere, it is set to strike fear into the knicker elastic of women up and down the country. You have been warned.
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Nov 11
SuperCrush
Date: 17th November 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Catherine
I don’t know if it’s just me, but whenever I see a broad shouldered hunk like this with a loose tie, I assume he is about to rip off his suit to reveal his superhero costume beneath. So I am a bit irked by this Clark Kent-alike, teasing us with his tie unbuttoned – rip it off and show us some lycra! And if you need a damsel in distress, look no further *faints*