Date: 9th September 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted by: Samantha
Well, I know what I want for Christmas, and its no toy! This guy it all I want. for the moment We’ll be happy in the thought of being his Barbie. We could get the house, the car and the clothes. If only life was that simple.
Date: 13th September 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: @IncrediblyRich
Holy hotness! Our submitter said this guy was *so* hot that he began his tube journey an atheist but ended it a fully-fledged believer. We are tempted to join him at the Temple of Tube Totty and start praying to the Gods of Gorgeousness, singing hymns such as Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’. Probably a bit of Donna Summer for good measure too.
Date: 12 September 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted by: JohnBoy
There are many things that are super about guys and in this case we are focusing on his thick, dark and luscious locks! I just want to go over there and run my fingers through it! Oh yeah, he has a hot body, handsome face and killer tan!
Date: 11 September 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted by: Kitty
There are so many clichés that could be used here, but this guy really did hit every branch when he fell from heaven! Why he is travelling with us mere mortals is completely beyond us! His angelic face is perfectly illuminated by his halo. Good morning TubeCrushers!
Date: 11th September 2011
Line: Central
Submitted by: Tappy
We are not talking about the playground game of ‘It or Tag’ instead it looks like someone got confused when they saw the picture of this guy, instead of signing in to their Facebook and tagging the photo they appeared to have gone graffiti crazy and tagged the tube carriage. This chap seems to be off/home from a big adventure with his big holdall, perhaps on an around the world Banksy tour!
Date: 12th September 2011
Line: Central
Submitted by: Loubylou
Sister Sledge were definately on to something back in 1979 when they released their ‘We are Family’ album. Perhaps this drop dead gorgeous guy is listening to track 2 – Lost in Music. We would love to be caught in his trap, feel so alive, not turn back, quit our 9-5, and get lost with him any day of the week! Oh and he has big feet.
Date: 5th September 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Sally
Here at TubeCrush we not only provide you with pictures of London’s lush’ist lads but we are also here to share public service announcements. 101 is Londons new ‘Not an Emergancy’ telephone number, for non urgent calls to the local police. Just to clarify that if you see a hottie on the tube like the guy Sally saw on the 5th September then ‘DO NOT’ dial 101, instead snap a picture and send it in to submit@tubecrush.net. That is all.
Date: 9th September 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Angela
We couldn’t think of a more inappropriate ad for this gorgeous man to sit under. There is no question that he is seriously TubeCrushable with his carefree good looks and all reading the newspaper like he doesn’t know he’s hot and it ain’t no thang and stuff. Two thumbs up!
Date: 8th September 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Dreambuster
This guy looks hot, tight fitting T-Shirt, toned arms and handsome face. Back in the 80’s when IPods where something you would have seen on ‘Tomorrows World’ and Ben Sherman only made checkered shirts for trendy school boys. Oh how things get better with age.
Date: 9th September 2011
Line: Overground
Submitted by: Rowa
When your on the overground there is normally more to look at outside the carriage on your journey to work but understandably when you have a fellow passenger like this guy, who is still sporting his wristbands from this summer’s festivals and looking handsome in that blue shirt your attention is drawn inside. Even the other passenger was tweeting @tubecrush to let us know a hottie was on the way.
Date: 5th September 2011
Line: Central
Submitted by: Anna
This handsome man seeems to be in a bit of a tangle, being all fingers and thumbs with his mobile phone. Listen matey if you look this good sporting your Franklin and Marshall T-Shirt and trendy trousers you should just relax and let your hands un clasp, afterall you might need them to fight off your underground admirers.
Date: 9th September 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Jess
The share price in hot guys has gone up. It’s time to Buy BUy Buy!!!
Date: 29th August 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Chris
What a smashing pair. Of glasses that is. We think they accentuate his high cheekbones and general all round handsomeness, and make him look a bit Clarke Kent-esque. I think I might just have to teeter on the brink of danger over the platform so I get to see a bit of his Superman impression too.
Date: 8 September 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
He may not have the big rugby build or the blonde locks you desire but he is all the man you need. With his curly dark locks and and striking good looks he is certainly a catch any woman would desire.
Date: 28th August 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: DAB
I am green with gilet envy. And also bright red with burning desire. What a hottie.
*Sings to the tune of Joe Cocker’s ‘You Can Leave Your Hat on’* #Baby take off your gilet…dun duh dun duh dunduuh#
Date: 7th September 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted By: Jaqui
Jaqui: I saw the fittest guy on the Jubilee line yesterday.
Jaqui’s Cynical Friend: Wait, your fit or my fit? You know I don’t like guys that are all beardy and look like they’ve been roaming the desert for forty years.
Jaqui: Mate he was just regulation fit. No one can deny. You need to witness the fitness. *shows photo*
*JCF faints*
Date: 2nd September 2011
Line: DLR
Submitted By: DAB
When we see a guy as spunky as this serious hunk, we can’t help but summon our inner Joan Collins, don shoulder pads so big they can be seen from space and seduce him into oblivion. And when one of you evil minxes tries to get your claws on him, prepare to get bitched out, hard.
I might have to stop watching Dynasty repeats.
Date: 5th September 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
What you doing down on the floor with your camera-phone Mr Crushed2011? What view? *gets on floor* Oh. Now we see. *head explodes*
Date: 5th September 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Neha
Can somebody please call the sexy police? We have a perpetrator in sight. And boy what a sight it is. Disarm perp of tight fitting A&F t-shirt if possible and acquire as evidence.
Date: 2nd September 2011
Line: Northern
I couldn’t think of a better model to be sat under this Nuffield health gym membership advert, it’s a shame the ‘with us’ didn’t literally mean with the guys under the poster. If just wanting to be one of the 7/10 wasn’t an incentive then sitting opposite this denim dream boy would make you want to do chin ups on the grab rail. 15 Reps x 3 sets go….