Jul 14

He’s Not Riddled


Date: 23rd July 2014

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted by: Angela

What is black and white and read all over? This sexy guy of course – apart from not being able to read him with his sunnies on. Hot bod, cute face and good dress sense. Tick,tick,tick!!

Cute but not my type (+32 rating, 226 votes)

Aug 12

Rouge Legs


Date: 23rd July 2012

Line: Central

Submitted by: Hamilton

This cool dude is working the coordinating trouser and watch combo. He is quite cute in those shades almost a bit Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Those bright trousers could certainly get him on another website! Lookatmy*^%#+<*red trousers!

Cute but not my type (+5 rating, 318 votes)

Jun 12

Sit On My Case

Date: 19th June 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: DreamWeaver

Cant find a seat? Sit on his case! Clearly about to embark on a holiday of sorts this blonde (ish) bombshell seems to be taking it all in his stride. With temperatures soaring underground it makes sense to rest your legs and lighten the load, he looks set to carry lap passengers if seats are in short supply.

Cute but not my type (+215 rating, 349 votes)

May 12

Uh Oh


Date: 5th May 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: StreetChic

Has the cat got his tongue, is he doing an impression of a fish or has he seen something that has taken him by surprise? We are not sure which but this dishy dude certainly looks very cute reading with his mouth open. If only he was going in for a kiss!

Cute but not my type (+158 rating, 281 votes)

Mar 12

Slick Shaded Muscle Man

Date: 23rd March 2012

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Liang

Now here at TubeCrush HQ we have been looking forward to the rise in temperature since December because nice weather always means 2 things: Boys in sunglasses and most importantly boys with their guns out! This guy is certainly worthy of a gun mention – please Mr Risky Business pick me up in your big manly arms!

Cute but not my type (+198 rating, 454 votes)

Aug 11

Blues Brother

Date: 13th August 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Andy

John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd need to take a long walk off a short pier right about now because there’s a new generation of bespectacled brothers in blue around and this time they are seriously fine (see above). I wouldn’t mind giving his saxophone a good tuning.

Cute but not my type (+148 rating, 483 votes)

Jul 11

Night Fever, Night Fever

Date: 18th June 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted By: Frankie09

John Travolta eat your heart out: With his blazer/jeans/white shades combo and effortless good looks, Saturday Night Fever lives on in the 21st century. We presume the Bee Gees also starts playing when he struts down the street. All that’s missing is the quiff, but that can be fixed. *Reaches for hairdryer*

Cute but not my type (+60 rating, 354 votes)

Jun 11

Sunglasses? Check

Date: 17th June 2011

Line: District

Submitted by: Crushed 2011

With this type of weather you really need to be ultra prepared, shades for when the sun comes out and sensible shoes for when it rains. This guy has got it spot on, even adding a jumper for when it gets a but nippy. Adding this to his good looks and hot bod I’d say he was a bit of a catch!


Cute but not my type (-153 rating, 290 votes)

May 11

Swedish Meatball

Date: 12th May 2011

Line: Circle Line

Submitted By: Darren

Not to stereotype, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this blonde bombshell was also a sexy Swede. We imagine he can rustle up some pretty tasty meatballs.



Cute but not my type (+244 rating, 466 votes)

May 11

Jack Will


Date: 10th May 2011

Line: London Overground

Submitted By: Jay

Let’s play a game shall we? It’s similar to Simon Says, but this one is called Jack Wills Basically you say stuff that you think he should do, and he’ll do it. I’ll go first…

Jack will…make my jaw hit the floor because he’s so hot.

Next up…

Jack will…take his top off….(well, we can dream can’t we?)

If you like his look then you will love this;



Cute but not my type (+518 rating, 799 votes)

May 11

Hottie Honing Device

Date: 2nd May 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Introducing the latest innovation in navigation technology: The Hottie Honing Device (no, we’re not talking about a certain location based dating app). 8 out of 10 users report to have found rich pickings all over London (see above), while the other 2 just get diverted to for some reason.

Cute but not my type (+15 rating, 349 votes)