14
Aug 11

3…2…1…and Smoulder!

Date: 12th August 2011

Line: London Overground

Submitted By: Diamante

Either this guy goes around London with a permanent smould on or he knew he was getting TubeCrushed and put on his best Tyra Banks face. Is this London Overground’s Next Top model? I think we’ll need to take a closer look before we can say for certain.


12
Aug 11

Spring Break!!

Date: 11th August 2011

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted By: Ben

Hmmm, I’m no detective but something tells me this guy might have been to Mexico. And you know what goes on in Mexico, other than lots of burrito making. Yes it’s SPRING BREAK i.e. lots of hot semi-naked bodies writhing in unison to the beat of sinful drum. *Scours YouTube for Spring Break videos*


12
Jul 11

Holey Reflection

Date: 10th July 2011

Line: District

Submitted by: Jenna

OMFG *Opens inbox falls to floor, bangs head, gets up has another look and faints again. Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all? This super hot boyo is so hot that the reflection is most definitely¬†mirroring his ‘good’ side. He is a worthy taker of the priority seat in this instance and¬†we just wish that everyone on the district line realises how lucky they are!


03
Jul 11

Green Zone

Date: 20th June 2011

Submitted By: Crushed2011

Line: District Line

Seeing as Matt Damon is currently tied up with matters in The Adjustment Bureau, we’ve found a fitting replacement for the upcoming sexy sequel to Green Zone. With his rippling biceps, sculpted torso and camo-esque outfit, Mr Damon has some stiff competition.


03
Jun 11

Vintage Burgundy

Date: 27th May 2011

Line: Circle Line

Submitted By: Crushed2011

A hot man can be like a fine wine, and we prefer our wines full bodied with a hint of frutiness. If this man was a wine, he would be a vintage Burgundy; remarkably palatable and tasty yet refined and classy.

 


25
May 11

Hug-a-Hoodie

Date: 22nd May 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Vince

We’re not sure if this is the exact kind of hoodie-clad reprobate that David Cameron had in mind when he told us to ‘hug a hoodie’, but we will more than happily oblige. Might have a cheeky squeeze while we’re there too.


15
May 11

Isn’t it Ironic?

Date: 11th May 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Joanna

This guy is obviously fed up with something. Was there another planned closure on the Jubilee Line? Or is he just fed up at being oggled at, having men and women alike flocking at his feet, trying to catch a glimpse of the presumably rippling torso that lies beneath his shirt. Irony’s a bitch, ain’t it? Still, life can’t be that tough when you’re so sexy, so keep your pecker up mate.

 


14
May 11

Stuck on You

Date: 13th May 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Nicholas

With designer stubble that would render most scouring pads to shame, we can’t help but think this beautiful specimen might stick to someone like Velcro if he got too close. But I don’t think we’re quite that lucky – we shall just admire from afar.


01
May 11

Wet and Wonderful

Date: 30th April 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted By: Veronica

We do like a man that’s well hydrated, and this muscular stud is doing his best to promote the benefits of effective irrigation when traveling on the tube. Either that or he’s about to spray his mouthful over the guy with loud music coming out of his headphones.


18
Apr 11

Booty Camp

Booty Camp

Date: 1st March 2011

Line: Overground

We caught him singing to himself “This is my rifle, that is my gun (points down). This is for shooting, that is for fun.” Conscription might not be so bad after all.


17
Apr 11

Saviour of the Central Line

Saviour of the Central Line

Date: 14th April 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Anna K

Just when we thought the Central Line could never compete with the Northern Line, along came this little Marlon Brando-esque hottie. We’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse (and it’s not an off-peak travelcard).


15
Apr 11

Sitting Pretty

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Date: 01/04/11

Submitted by: @Timothy_lock

Line: Piccadilly Line

Quite simply this TubeCrush is 100% eye candy. What’s not to like? Perfect posture, nice dress sense, and handsome looks. He does look a little startled at having his photo taken (looking straight into the lens) but they say that the eyes are the door to your soul. Please Mr Sitting Pretty can I be your soul mate?


09
Apr 11

Trained Thespian

Trained Thespian

 

Date: 06/04/2011

Line: Central Line

With such an acute look of concentration on his face, we can only assume this extremely handsome man went to the Joey Tribbiani School of Acting, as he appears to be showing off his finest smell-the-fart-acting routine. Either that, or maybe someone did actually fart. Tubes are unpleasant places these days.


03
Apr 11

Wet Dream in Red

Wet Dream in Red

Date: 1st April 2011

Line: Picadilly Line

Come on now everybody, to the tune of Chris de Burgh’s classic #There’s a wet dream in reeeeeeeeeeeeed/sat opposite me….


01
Apr 11

Yellow Pages

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Date: 31/3/11

Line: Hammersmith and City

This guy spent his entire journey reading his yellow pages. Could have been work, could have been play who knows… Perhaps J R Hartley?


10
Mar 11

Speechless

Speechless

Date: 9th March 2011

Line: District Line, westbound, 3pm

Crush Feature: Everything

We’re a bit lost for words with this one. Maybe not everyone’s cup of tea, but he certainly has tickled our fancy. We might even go so far as to say this is our first ‘perfect 10’. Now if someone could just get me his number…