Northern Line


30
Jan 16

Caught Cutey

 

Date: 29th January 2016

Line: Northern  
Submitted by: @anorderlymess

This cute guy was caught tubecrushing someone else and they crushed him first. He’s hot – we hope his poorly leg gets better soon! 

Cute but not my type (-50 rating, 60 votes)
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29
Jan 16

Pink Tie Guy

 
Date: 4th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Clint

You know what they say… Boys in pink make the girls (and other boys) wink! We can’t help but wonder why he wears it so long though – makes for a fantastic game of what’s underneath your tie though we suppose!! 

Cute but not my type (+63 rating, 69 votes)
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27
Jan 16

The Dapper Dude

 

Date: 26th January 2016

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Angela 
This handsome chap really knows how to heat our loins up. Clearly a sophisticated dresser with a crisp shirt and the shiniest shoes on the Northern Line. He would be someone you could take home to your mum!

Cute but not my type (+34 rating, 50 votes)
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17
Jan 16

Hard Workout

  
Date: 16th January 2016

Line: Northern

Submitted by:jreid

This sporty chap is sporting more than just his Nike running gear. He must have been excercising hard! Whilst Lycra is great at keeping the cold out its an unfortunate choice of clothes for an involuntary erection on the northern line.

Cute but not my type (+101 rating, 157 votes)
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14
Jan 16

Who’s your daddy?

 

Date: Unknown

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Andrew

Long Legs? 

 

Cute but not my type (-30 rating, 70 votes)
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12
Jan 16

Shorts n all

 

Date: 15th December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Flash Gordon

Clearly this sexy chap isn’t just a work out in January kind of dude. He could PT me anytime. 

 

Cute but not my type (-16 rating, 72 votes)
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6
Jan 16

Leather G-lover

 

Date: 31st December 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by:  Blake
When a Woolley glove just won’t do a leather one will keep your hand warm. Judging by this guys cute face he doesn’t need a glove – he is hot already! 

Cute but not my type (+63 rating, 93 votes)
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30
Nov 15

Van Lightyear

  
Date: 30th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AD

If this guy was a Disney Pixar character he would be Buzz Lightyears son. Taking us to infinity and beyond in his van.

Cute but not my type (+89 rating, 147 votes)
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18
Nov 15

Fraction of a Distraction

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
This sexy guy is two thirds beefcake and one third potential husband material. 

Cute but not my type (+103 rating, 169 votes)
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14
Nov 15

Pure Sex

  
Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Squibby

Sex on legs, on the chair or standing up not fussy.

Cute but not my type (+166 rating, 194 votes)
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11
Nov 15

Kents Best Body

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: AH

This sexy guy is 100% home county hotness. Probably not actually from Canterbury, we wouldn’t mind seeing this guy in person and asking him to show us around those shorts.

Cute but not my type (+57 rating, 169 votes)
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8
Nov 15

Her Cules

  
Date: 4th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Big guns and strawberry blonde hair – it can only be Hurcules!! 

Cute but not my type (+45 rating, 127 votes)
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27
Oct 15

Surfs Up

  
Date: 11th September 2015

Line: Notthern

Submitted by: Huai-Huai

Even if he wasn’t wearing a Hollister surf hoodie this cutie wouldn’t be out of place on some surf style hair product advert. Let us get our hands on your sexy locks…. 

Cute but not my type (-9 rating, 95 votes)
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14
Oct 15

Leather and Legs

 

Date: 13th October 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: CMalice

What more do you need to cheer up hump day? A leather clad stud, with a nice smile, sexy legs and hair you want to run your fingers through. 

 

Cute but not my type (+62 rating, 152 votes)
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10
Oct 15

iPad Protein Power

 

Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  

Cute but not my type (-60 rating, 118 votes)
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24
Sep 15

Armoured and Sleeved

 

Date: 6th September 2015

Line: Northern 

 Submitted by: SK
Clearly on his way to or from the gym this sexy guy has enough arm tats to keep any tattoo fan coming back for more. 

Cute but not my type (+54 rating, 152 votes)
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19
Aug 15

The G’s Knees

Date: 23rd July 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Econ2004
Good morning sexy guy! This Tubecrush has certainly got all the right junk in all the right places. Arms – tick, Cute – tick and that bad boy cap and ripped jeans – tick tick.

Cute but not my type (+81 rating, 147 votes)
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12
Aug 15

Sexy Crocodile

  
Date: 7th August 2015

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Anja 
Could this guy be any hotter? Such a cute, chiselled face and a fashionable street look that makes us believe he is a snappy dresser. 

Cute but not my type (+98 rating, 150 votes)
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10
Aug 15

Innocent Glances

 

Date: 24th July 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Azzy
This sexy guy is checking out the carriage with an innocent look in his eye. Hooded and in jeans we wouldn’t mind taking his innocence away! 

Cute but not my type (+1 rating, 111 votes)
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8
Aug 15

Hair up face down

 

Date: 2nd August 2015

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Scott

With his head looking down to his iPhone (probably) playing candy crush saga, this sexy guy can’t help but draw attention to his hot toned arms and a perfectly coiffed Barnet. Something to run your hands over and through! Tick tick yes please.

Cute but not my type (+88 rating, 156 votes)
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