Date: 25th March 2011
Line: Northern Line
Just nice to see a guy smiling on the tube, enjoying the ride you might say.
25
Mar 11
Because I’m worth it
Date: 24/03/2011
Line: Northern Line
Thanks to our serial submitter SF, we’re been treated to this handsome stud whose glorious dark locks remind us of a certain French footballer from this classic 90s shampoo ad. I wonder if his ball skills are as good as Mr Ginola’s?*
*The TubeCrush Team would like to apologise for the quality of that terrible pun. However, it’s late on a Friday and we’re slightly drunk. Sorry.
25
Mar 11
Sale on at Levi’s
Date: 25/3/11
Line: Hammersmith and City Line
We saw this picture this morning and thought what ridiculous pun can we make about this handsome chap? Then looked on urban dictionary for Jeans Knees – there are plenty of possible inspirations there for you to choose your own.
25
Mar 11
Im ready for my close up….
Date: 24/3/11
Line: Northern Line
Thank you SF for this submission. Judging by the crowd around you, Mr Superdry must have been the only pleasantry on your commute home this evening.
24
Mar 11
Sun Out – Shorts On – HOT!
Date: 24/3/11
Line: Northern Line (Southbound)
This Abercromboy got our Tube crushers heart racing so much that he submitted 4 pictures of the same chap. Sorry LundonBoi83 but we had to pick a winner and this is it. I hope you’re proud of our selection – We’re certainly proud of your picture!
24
Mar 11
Anyone for a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Date: 28th February 2011
Line: Northern
We’ll start:
Snog: McDreamy on the left.
Marry: See above
Avoid: Do you need to ask?
23
Mar 11
Popeye Guns!
Date: 23/3/11
Line: Northern Line
A greengrocer sent us this wanted picture, apparently someone fitting this Crush’s description bought up all the spinach!
Update: 27/03/11
Since we posted this, our rippling-muscled subject has got in touch! It turns out it’s a lovely chap called Ed who happens to be a personal trainer. So if you want biceps as impressive as his, please check out his website: www.exercise-now.co.uk.
23
Mar 11
DEAR in the headlights!
Date: 21/3/11
Line: DLR
This guy probably got the surprise of his life when our Tube Crusher took this picture, That or perhaps they were brash enough to ask him to pose! Just incase it was the former here is a little something to help you for next time: How to activate SILENT MODE
23
Mar 11
“Celebrity” Tube Crush
Date: Unknown
Line: Victoria Line
Yes it’s ‘Chicken’ Stew of Big Brother 5 fame. We’re sure he’ll be delighted to be back in the big time now he’s been featured on TubeCrush.net. Who said travelling on the tube wasn’t glamorous?
22
Mar 11
Burning Desire
Date: 22 March 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Our contributor came over all a-fluster when he saw this hottie. Hopefully he didn’t spot that we were reading the racier sequel to his book – ‘Loins Burning’.
22
Mar 11
Lean Back, Lean Back, Lean Back
Date: 22/03/2011
Line: Northern Line – Northbound
Now if you have heard the song by fat joe and terror squad then you’ll know what we are talking about here. Those small seats by the doors are perfect to do the Rock Away or just Lean Back, Lean Back………….
22
Mar 11
Rugger Bugger
Date: Unknown
Line: Northern Line
He must play rugby right? Look at those shoulders! Look at those THIGHS! If anyone needs a nut cracked, look no further.
21
Mar 11
Young and in Love
Date: 18th March 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
In my head we lie together in the shade of an oak tree, on a hot summers day. He recites the most romantic poetry into my ears… THE NEXT STOP IS GREEN PARK!!
21
Mar 11
Gola Boy
Date: 20th March 2011
Line: Northern Line
Despite the fact that he looks like he’s straining to head an imaginary football, we think this guy is cute as a button. In fact, if this blog had existed during the Wayne’s World phenomenon of the early 90s, we may just have called this post ‘Schh-wing’. Not that we would ever be so crass.
PS – No, Gola aren’t paying us for this one.
20
Mar 11
Just call us Chardonnay…
Date: 20th March 2011
Line: Metropolitan Line
…as this is the kind of guy that makes us all want to be a footballer’s wife.
19
Mar 11
Legs Wide Shut
Date: 1st March 2011
Line: Northern Line
There’s something cock sure about this one. He probably strutted off the train with an air of roguish charm. Also, any man that’s unable keep his legs shut earns points.
19
Mar 11
Bookworm
Date: Unknown
Line: Oveground
Crush Feature: He’s just so handsome!
This one’s a real cutie pie that any avid tube-crushee wouldn’t mind taking home to Mum. He’s probably reading some book on humanitarianism, on his way to a G8 meeting where he hopes to solve the third-world debt crisis. *Swoon*
18
Mar 11
Standing to Attention
Date: 17/03/2011
Line: Northern Line
Crush Feature: We do like a man in uniform. Sadly we can’t see too much more from this photo, we can just imagine the chiselled torso beneath the military get-up. However, thank you to our submitter for this one – we like uniforms! Now if you could find someone that looks like this, it would be most appreciated!
17
Mar 11
Who let the bears out?
Date: 9th March 2011
Line: Northern Line, northbound, 6pm
Crush Feature: Those arms. We’ve never quite seen arms so big or toned. He must have been on his way to XXL.
16
Mar 11
Aren’t you pretty?
Date: 16th March 2011
Line: Jubilee Line, northbound, 9am
Crush Feature: Just a bit cute.