Date: 8th Jan 2010
Line: We’re not sure (we know, we’re breaking the rules with this one, shhhh)
Submitted By: @luciefrench
Riddle me this TubeCrushers, what’s hard to the touch yet extremely rewarding? Yes, it’s a Rubik’s Cube (get your mind out of the gutters you lot)! Presumably his abs and upper arms are just as hard to the touch, which, when combined his handsome face, amazing hair and general aura of cool, means this guy is hot-to-trot!
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted By: Rufus
What a real gem, this guy has made our day, week and year.
Sometimes there is no need for words, but your comments are welcome.
Date: 19th May 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted By: Alex
We are in love. Tall toned and very stylish, we are also loving the confident look. This guy knows he is the best looking on the train. This is 100% the look this summer. Everyone should have one of him on their arm.
Date: 27th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: TJ
How well presented is this guy? The sender suggested the title Cute as a button and we would have to agree.
Date: 30th May 2011
Line: Central Line
We love the preppy boy outfit. Just because it’s summer and hot on the train it does not mean you can’t dress the part. The sender said he looked so cool just stood there. We are thinking of submitting a new word to the oxford dictionary- preppylicious
Date 31st May 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Pack your bags, you’ve pulled! This guy has a pretty decent package; good looks, snappy dresser, gruff stubble and excellent taste in luggage. Who wouldn’t want to take him home and help him unpack.
Date: 27th May 2011
Line: Central
Its a great hobby (Shopping) isnt it. Walking around looking at the items on the shelf deciding what to buy, if only the tube train was as exciting. Well now it is with the latest must have gadget the ‘Body Scanner Bag’. It appears this guy bought himself one, which when placed on ones lap allows other commuters to see exactly what is underneath their shirts dipicted by the image on the front. Summer is here! Rippled torso’s at the ready boys!
Date: 19th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Lucy
We have a hunch that commuters on the district line were so overwhelmed by this sexy man’s overwhelmingly masculine scent and physique that a gaggle of admirers chased him on to the train and ripped the shirt right off his back in the process. Either that or he’s just a dude on the train with no shirt.
Date: 27th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
Forget the busty bonzana on page 3, this guy should be on the front page. Or maybe the centrefold. Actually, put him on both and The Sun might actually be worth reading for once.
Date: 25th May 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted By: Jemima
They say clothes maketh the man. Well in this case, the suit maketh the man what some South Londoners might call ‘buff ting’. He must be a city slicker in need of a dutiful sexetary, I mean, secretary. In which case, I need a Maggie Gyllenhaal style makeover, stat.
Date: 28th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: scousematt
Normally after a trip to the gym I’m panting heavily and sweating like a pregnant nun, but not this guy. His athletic prowess is almost as effortless as his good looks. I wonder if he’d be up for a one on one training session…? *not thinking about the showers afterwards*
Date: 25th May 2011
Line: Circle Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
Not sure why this handsome chap looks so glum, because we look like Jon Bernthal (you know, the really dreamy one from The Walking Dead). Some people are so hard to please sometimes.
Date: 27th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted by: Crushed2011
Our Tubcrusher almost didn’t make it for their friday night out! We still believe there should be warnings when hot guys ride the tube, or at the very least oxygen masks for when breathing around guys like this becomes difficult. This guy definitely looks good in his leather jacket.
Date: 28th May 2011
Line: Circle
Submitted by:@Laura_pye
Damn, just when we thought paper books had been replaced by thin plastic e-books along comes this hunk. He could be almost classed as the ‘Mary Poppins’ of commuters as he most certainly is ‘Practically Perfect in Every Way’ . Forget a spoon full of sugar i’ll have a handful please!
Date: 23rd May 2011
Line: Central
It’s not often these days that you can sit in priority seating for free, but the London Underground have it covered. We think they should rename that seat ‘hottest guy in the carriage’ seat. This handsome man is most definitely worthy. Just look at the colour of his eyes, choppy hair and chiseled jaw line! #meltsintochair
Date: 21st May 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted By: Irish Rover
Derek Zoolander better watch his back, because this hot pocket rocket is showing off his potential to blue steel along with the pros. Although, he should remember that wetness is the essence of beauty, so if you could commute in your swimwear next time Mr Blue Steel, it’d be much appreciated. Ta.
Date: 20th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
With his cherubic face and gorgeous blonde hair being bathed in light, we’d be forgiven for thinking this cutie had fallen straight from Heaven. However, the lack of halo would suggest that he might have a naughty side…we hope.
Date: 25th May 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
Brontë sisters, move over: there’s a new literary dynasty in town, and this one has MUSCLES! With more braun than you can shake a very big stick at, the size of their books suggests that they like to exercise their intellect as much as their biceps. Now if only I can get them to read me a bedtime story….
Date: 24th May 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Robert
….with my little eye, something beginning with H. No, not harassment. Give up? It’s one seriously HOT HUNK. And he’s looking right at me – uh oh.
OK new game…it’s called ‘Hide the Sausage’.
