Date: 22nd July 2011
Line: London Overground
Submitted By: ButchersDog
Even though we haven’t seen Adidas tracksuit bottoms since 1997, this guy manages to make them look stylish and retro cool. Nah, scrap that – he makes me want to rip ’em off with my teeth. Woof.
Date: 26th July 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
Upon viewing this photo, I was in immediate need of a cold-compress and a prolonged sit down. This guy is just stunning. He must have trouble finding a significant other if everyone he looks at suddenly develops severe heart problems. The price you pay for being so fit…
Date: 27th July 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Blondie_la_la
I think we’re all familiar with the feeling of getting a bit peckish in the night and creeping downstairs to nibble on a tasty treat. As far as tasty Midnight treats go though, they don’t get much better than this hunk-tastic specimen. Now if someone could arrange for him to be waiting for me at the strike of twelve this evening, I think I might just spread him on toast and gobble him all up.
Date: 26th July 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: EmmaB
It’s a funny colour is Orange. Some people wear it and people label them with ridiculous ‘Tango’ connotations but there is something about this guy that makes him a little bit zesty. Anyone for a glass of freshly squeezed?
Date: 27th July 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Danni
It’s hard not to mention this hotties blonde luscious locks, coupled with his crisp white shirt and designer suit he could be en route to a Tresseme or Loreal TV commercial shoot. Actually, oh no Herbal Essences would be better -naked under a waterfall *licks lips and drinks latte…
Date: 13th April 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted By: rodflyer
This guy is looking pretty pleased with himself. To be fair, if I looked that good, I’d walk around looking permanently pleased. But he also has the most pointedly perfect pout. Maybe he’s auditioning to be in a Zovirax advert.
Date: 25th July 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Nicola
I wonder what’s got this chap all hot and bothered. Maybe he’s been running a race and decided to cheat on the tube. Naughty naughty. Well, looking at those biceps we can only presume it’s an arms race and he’s going to win by a country mile.
Date: 25th July 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Izzy
Like Alice, this guy has some glass that just needs looking through. There is categorically no way to prove that this hunk is actually called Alex but for the purpose of our witty headline this shall be his new nickname, if you know him please observe.
Date: 25th July 2011
Line: Jubilee Line
Submitted by: Sparrow
This guy is as cute as a button but with those arms he will surely not be found in front of kids TV! He set our pulses racing so fast if we could have harnessed that energy who know where it could have taken us? The moon perhaps? We wouldn’t want to stay there long tho, we’d want to be back to see this guy again.
Date: 24th July 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by@ JzK
In 2006 leader of the oposition and now Prime Minister David Cameron introduced an initiative to ‘Hug a hoodie’. Now some 5 years later the hugging continues but the new thing to hug is apparently your laptop. Laptops give off a relatively small amount of heat so no wonder this super hot guy is using it as the 21st century equivalent of a hot water bottle for his chilly journey. I would prefer he just hopped into bed with me to keep him toasty, oh well.
Date: 25th July 2011
Line: Overground
Submitted by: M
We are not very good at geometry here at TubeCrush HQ, those orange handrails appear to be equally distanced apart but there is certainly a lack symmetry somewhere else in the picture. This sexy guy seems to be engrossed in a tasteful glossy publication, which is more than we can say for M who was definately focussed on something else.
Date: 1st July 2011
Line: Victoria Line
Submitted By: Vicky
Hands up who likes their TubeCrushes looking a bit rugged *waves hands manically in the air*. Well here is a little treat for you. He looks a bit fed up after all that sweaty manual labour he must have been doing all day, so if anyone would like to volunteer to run him a bubble bath and tuck him in, we’ll do our best to let him know.
Date: 22nd July 2011
Line: Northern Line
Submitted By: Andrew
This guy was probably on his way to Wimbledon for a spot of afternoon tennis. We hope he doesn’t get all sweaty and have to take his top off a la Nadal. Well maybe not.
Date: 23rd July 2011
Line: Northern Line
Monday mornings can be hard and we could all do with to give us that kick to get us going. That’s where this strong, tall and handsome man comes in, to get you motivated. Have a great day everyone!
Date: 24th July 2011
Line: Northern
Submitted by: Kelly
In the 80’s and probably still today in some places, an urban legend surrounding ‘shag bands’ or sex bracelets existed. The varying colours have different meanings resulting in a different sexual act if you break one. This uber hot guy has plenty of bracelets what would you do to him?
Date: 22nd June 2011
Line: District Line
Submitted By: Crushed2011
This guy is just amazing – suited and sizzlingly sexy. I wonder if that signet ring bears a seal and carries some familial significance or if it’s just part of the look. Either way, if he told me to get on my knees and kiss it, I would have trouble refusing.
Date: 19th July 2011
Line: Jubilee
Submitted by: Alice
Falling just short of a successful outcome and getting nothing for your efforts? This new T-Shirt will help you share your feelings with your fellow tube passengers. The smile on this chap shows he is infact happy as larry, if it was legal and safe to smoke on the tube we would love to put a fat cigar in his mouth.
Date: 22nd July 2011
Line: Bakerloo Line
Submitted by: DMcCSE17
We weren’t quite sure if the Tubecrusher who submitted this gorgeous man was simply just seeing a mirage! But he appears to be real enough. With his perfect arms and great chest we wonder if they just dreamt him into life.
Date: 22nd July 2011
Line: Piccadilly Line
Submitted By: Candi Kays
It’s a good job that the TubeCrush team didn’t go to medical school what with all those McDreamy doctor types about. However, despite the fact that we’ll never get to pretend we’re George Clooney, this guy is probably the closest we’ll get to Gray’s Anatomy. And he does look very nice in grey!
Date: 19th July 2011
Line: London Overground
Submitted By: DAB
Apparently there are some highlights to living in Shoreditch – aside from side-stepping the strangely dressed beatniks on the streets (being a dickhead really isn’t that cool). This guy not only looks like he is supremely cool with his perfectly preened hair and snappy dress sense, but also looks like my Mum would approve of him. Swoon.