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24
Sep 11

Look at My Salmon Trousers!

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Date: 13th September 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Crushed2011

This picture is a piece of outstanding visual gluttony. Where do we look? Up top at the helplessly handsome stranger or down south at the outstanding salmon trousers. It’s like Christmas for the colour-blind.

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24
Aug 11

Advance to Mayfair….

Date: 23rd August 2011

Line: Metropolitan Line

Submitted by: JBee

Well it certainly looks like London has a new community chest to add to its Monopoly board. But take caution, those little pink cards can be good and bad you might end up going to jail, directly to jail, not passing go and not collecting £200. Life is a game of luck.

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15
Aug 11

Blues Brother

Date: 13th August 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Andy

John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd need to take a long walk off a short pier right about now because there’s a new generation of bespectacled brothers in blue around and this time they are seriously fine (see above). I wouldn’t mind giving his saxophone a good tuning.

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15
Aug 11

Handsome Harry

Date: 8th August 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Andrea

I’ve no idea if his name is actually Harry, but I’d like to think it is, simply because there’s so many other things you could say about him beginning with H. Hot, hunky, wHolesome, umm, errrr, hun….pardon me. Maybe I haven’t thought this through.

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5
Aug 11

Kissing Practice

Date: 3rd August 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Paula

It’s not often you see a guy on the tube, puckering up as if to practice his pashing technique, let alone a guy as gorgeous as this. Form an oderly queue boys and girls.

 

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30
Jul 11

Uncle Sam’s Hot Nephew

Date: 27th July 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: BarbaraBush

I have a sneaky suspicion this guy is actually on loan to us from SubwayCrush.net, as this guy was apparently as American as Mom’s Apple Pie. If they’re all this spunky on the other side of the pond, I’m gonna get me a plane ticket and pledge allegiance to his the flagpole!

 

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7
Jul 11

Blonde study buddy

Date: 1st July 2011

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Stella

Maybe its because he’s worth it, or maybe its because of the carriage lights but this guy just has to be a natural blonde, (there is only one way to tell….). He sure is cute and one can assume intelligent with that chunk of a text book. Stella just snapped herself a new study buddy.

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7
Jul 11

Tangotastic

Date: 29th June 2011

Line: Overground

Submitted By: @linford

Another commuter that matches the decor of the train, but this one is considerably more fruity. Like the fizzy drink that was staple part of 8 year old boys in the 1990s, this guy is likely to get your heart pounding and with a sweet taste in your mouth. Hopefully not with sticky teeth though.

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21
Jun 11

Illegally Blonde

Date: 15th June 2011

Line: Circle Line

Submitted By: Wheatcrunchie

Sometimes, we see guys on the tube that are so frickin’ hot that we’re tempted to call in the Sexy Police and have them arrested. Here we see a clear example of a criminally hot man, whose luscious blonde locks should have him incarcerated. What time are visiting hours exactly?

 

 

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20
Jun 11

Waterloo and City boy

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Date: 11th June 2011

Line: Waterloo and City

Is it us or is there a slight colour coordination between this hot city boys tie and the grab bar? We decided to look up the colour on a Dulux chart – turns out it’s Red Hot!!

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14
Jun 11

It’s so bright on the tube

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Date: 9th June 2011

Line: District

Submitted by: Ena

She didn’t consider herself a model scout until she stepped foot on the District line last week. Faster than you can say ‘flash gordon’ Eva snapped this ever so trendy boyo. If he wasnt wearing sunglasses he would be a bit hotter in my books, but we’ve all had those Thursday hangovers. Havent we?

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10
Jun 11

Taking him home to meet mum

Date: 3rd June 2011

Line: Piccadilly Line

Submitted By: SF

How sweet and innocent does this guy look? We love a guy that would make mum happy. we love even more the dirty glint in his eye. Oh the possibilities

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9
Jun 11

Planning Ahead

Date: 6th June 2011

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted By: Goldilocks

Just like TfL, we are planning ahead. However, what we’ve got planned is romance and tender lovin’ as this guy is amazing. Mums around the world are swooning at the thought of this handsome hunk being their future son-in-law.

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9
Jun 11

Pucker up, baby

Date: 6th June 2011

Line: London Overground

Submitted By: Hawkeyed

Steve Jobs has a lot to answer for. As much as those shiny happy wanky FaceTime ads make it look like Utopia is just around the corner, what he has actually given us is cyber-smooching (see above). Thankfully, for us, this is cyber-smoocher  who we wouldn’t mind having a bit of FaceTime with ourselves.

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8
Jun 11

Blondes Have More Fun

Date: 7th June 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Lugsy

They say blondes have more fun, but this guy looks like he might be lacking fun in his life. Lugsy, once you were finished taking this photo I hope you did your upmost to entertain him. No, we’re not talking about a rendition of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, use your imagination ;-)

 

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5
Jun 11

Daz White shirt

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Date: 2nd June 2011

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: Molly

This guys white shirt is so white not only does it give off a blur to the camera but it would probably make Danny Baker and Shane Ritchie jealous. Come to think of it he probably also uses it on his teeth too! Lightened Mollys day anyway!

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3
Jun 11

Dreamlover

Date: 1st June 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Becky

Like a spotty no-hoper in a particularly terrible episode of Glee, this guy makes me want to break into song and serenade him with the sweet lyrics of Mariah Carey while wearing an ill fitting pair of denim hot pants. Yeah, I’m that person on the tube that you try not to make eye contact with. However, I am still looking for my Nick Cannon, so Mr Dreamlover, gimme a call. *hikes up hot pants*

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May 11

Hug-a-Hoodie

Date: 22nd May 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Vince

We’re not sure if this is the exact kind of hoodie-clad reprobate that David Cameron had in mind when he told us to ‘hug a hoodie’, but we will more than happily oblige. Might have a cheeky squeeze while we’re there too.

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May 11

Cheque Him Out

Date: 17th May 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted by: Mr J

After a taxing day in the office, filling in all those forms and checking, chatting to the ladies on reception and updating his Facebook this was just what he needed. This guy ticks all the boxes; cute face, well dressed and fit!

 

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15
May 11

Swedish Meatball

Date: 12th May 2011

Line: Circle Line

Submitted By: Darren

Not to stereotype, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this blonde bombshell was also a sexy Swede. We imagine he can rustle up some pretty tasty meatballs.

 

 

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