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Nov 15

Van Lightyear

  
Date: 30th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AD

If this guy was a Disney Pixar character he would be Buzz Lightyears son. Taking us to infinity and beyond in his van.

Cute but not my type (+126 rating, 194 votes)
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Nov 15

Fraction of a Distraction

 

Date: 10th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH 
This sexy guy is two thirds beefcake and one third potential husband material. 

Cute but not my type (+126 rating, 206 votes)
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14
Nov 15

Pure Sex

  
Date: 15th September 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Squibby

Sex on legs, on the chair or standing up not fussy.

Cute but not my type (+200 rating, 232 votes)
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8
Nov 15

Her Cules

  
Date: 4th November 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: AH

Big guns and strawberry blonde hair – it can only be Hurcules!! 

Cute but not my type (+61 rating, 153 votes)
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Nov 15

Thors Thighs

 

Date: 21st October 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harkers 
If this hot guy doesn’t play rugby we will eat our hat. Is there anything more attractive than a set of muscular pins?

Cute but not my type (+3 rating, 139 votes)
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10
Oct 15

iPad Protein Power

 

Date: 8th September 2015

Line: Northern Line

Submitted by: SpeedoLondon

1 scoop of powder, 1 litre of Evian and 2 big thighs = 1 hot Tubecrush.  

Cute but not my type (-60 rating, 134 votes)
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Sep 15

Inner Thighs Attract Eyes

 

Date: 25th September 2015

Line: District

Submitted by: Harker

Now we know where KFC, Chicken Cottage, Nandos and Dallas Chicken get their thighs from! Yum Yum! 

Cute but not my type (-57 rating, 145 votes)
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4
Sep 15

MacBook Chair

  
Date: 2nd September 2015

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Kangavallo

Meanwhile, this sexy guy wasn’t content with playing candy crush saga on the small screen. He downloaded it on his Mac and crushed candy while he was getting Tubecrushed. 

Cute but not my type (+91 rating, 163 votes)
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25
Aug 15

Batman seen on the DLR

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Date: 24th August 2015

Line: DLR

Submitted by: Jay

Shoulders of a Greek god and the strength of Batman – this sexy guy could be our superhero anyday.

Cute but not my type (+55 rating, 117 votes)
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24
Aug 15

3 stripes and you’re  out


Date: 22nd August 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: girrygiraffe

This stubbly hottie was spotted at Waterloo. We’re not sure if he always carries his Adidas bag like this but it sure does show off his nice arms!

Cute but not my type (+169 rating, 199 votes)
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2
Aug 15

Buns and Guns

Date: 1st August 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: EmmaB
Buns of steel and arms of iron (or other hard metals). We fell in love with this tubecrush immediately. What time is it sexy boy?

Cute but not my type (+7 rating, 141 votes)
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9
Jul 15

Avoiding the tube

 

Date: 28th May 2015

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Harry 
What other choice do you have when there is a #tubestrike but to jump aboard a commuter train and take a different journey. This sexy passenger certainly cheered up our walk to work today. 

Cute but not my type (+189 rating, 180 votes)
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23
Jun 15

He’s in the Arm’y now

 

Date: 22nd June 2015

Line: District Line

Submitted by: PG

Well we dont know about his military experience but he could certainly crush walnuts with those biceps! 

 

Cute but not my type (+272 rating, 229 votes)
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13
Jun 15

Beautiful Big Boy

 

Date: 12th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jo

Who doesn’t fancy a tall, dark, handsome stranger? This hottie has all three! Oh and look at those leg muscles – if he doesn’t play rugby strike me down with a feather.

Cute but not my type (+283 rating, 204 votes)
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9
Jun 15

Smiley Happy Beardy

  

Date: 8th June 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Jen

Sadly a big pole is in the way of this cutesy pie. Laughs are infectious but smiles cause an epidemic! 

Cute but not my type (+137 rating, 141 votes)
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6
Jun 15

Pec’in Perfect

  

Date: 6th June 2015

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Sean

This handsome so and so is surely only wearing glasses on the tube as all those camera flashes were blinding him. 

Cute but not my type (-46 rating, 226 votes)
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2
Jun 15

Cam Ooof Large

 
Date: 4th April 2015

Line:  Northern

Submitted by: D

We can’t confirm or deny that this sexy guy is called Cam but we can say look at those big arms and pecs – Ooof. Yum.

Cute but not my type (-139 rating, 277 votes)
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Apr 15

True Blue – Baby I Love You

  

Date: 27th April 2015

Line: Northern 

Submitted by: Lucy

We are not surprised that Lucy fell in love at first sight with this sexy guy! With that cute face, clean haircut and pecs you could bounce nuts off we would certainly do something blue to him.

Cute but not my type (+330 rating, 205 votes)
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12
Apr 15

Big Feet – Big Book

  

Date: 12th April 2015

Line: Northern

Submitted by: HUZAIFA 

This sexy, hot, rugged, book reader in leather should be just what you need to finish your weekend. Do you like?

Cute but not my type (+735 rating, 444 votes)
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2
Apr 15

2for1 weekender

  

Date: 24th Aug 2014

Line: Metropolitan 

Submitted by: Arty Elsa

So as it’s the start of the long bank holiday weekend we thought we’d treat you to two sexy lads instead of one. Which one is your cuppa tea? #lefty or #righty? Answers below….. 

Cute but not my type (+678 rating, 412 votes)
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