Vests


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Oct 11

Dear Indian Summer, Thank you.

Date: 3rd October 2011

Line: Central Line

Submitted By: Tobias

It may seem like an age ago now, but London was recently gripped by a hot, sweaty influx of gorgeous weather. And when the sun comes out to play, so do all the pretty men (see Exhibit A). So we would hereby like to extend our gratitude to Global Warming and freakish weather patterns in October. We salute you.

Cute but not my type (-86 rating, 405 votes)
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Aug 11

Woeful at Warren Street

Date: 30th July 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: James

We don’t know what’s got this seriously beautiful man looking so woeful at Warren Street but with those cheekbones and arms to die for, he really should forget his troubles and focus on being a professional stud. If anyone has any suggestions on how to cheer him up, leave a comment!

Cute but not my type (+733 rating, 1,095 votes)
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Jul 11

Arms Race

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Date: 25th July 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Nicola

I wonder what’s got this chap all hot and bothered. Maybe he’s been running a race and decided to cheat on the tube. Naughty naughty. Well, looking at those biceps we can only presume it’s an arms race and he’s going to win by a country mile.

Cute but not my type (-28 rating, 407 votes)
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8
Jul 11

Morning Glow

Date: 8th July 2011

Line: Jubilee Line

Submitted by: Teammark

What a cheerful person to see in the morning. Good body, nice face and surrounded by a health glow. We like the submitters use of light and eye for a real hot lad.

 

Cute but not my type (-27 rating, 318 votes)
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Jul 11

Summer Boyfriend

Date: 26th June 2011

Line: District Line

Submitted By: Robert

Summer is here, romance is in the air (which explains the smell on the District Line), and it’s time to find a nice boy to wine and dine us and make us go weak at the knees. And then take him home and show them why we got kicked out of Catholic School.

Cute but not my type (+123 rating, 382 votes)
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Jun 11

Careful, You Might Break It

Date: 26th June 2011

Line: Bakerloo Line

Submitted By: LondonVisitor

With arms the size of a small Baltic state, we’re urging this guy to be very careful with his hands. While somethings do merit a tight, firm grip, an iPhone is not one of them. Easy sunshine.

Cute but not my type (+49 rating, 379 votes)
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7
Jun 11

Stripes, Pecks and…Wayne Bridge!?

Date: 5th June 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Hannah91

We do like a man that’s not afraid to show off his better features, like those legs, arms and pecks…especially when it’s Wayne Bridge (allegedly). Rumour has it that John Terry is just out of shot, mortally wounded from Wayne’s death stare.

Cute but not my type (-57 rating, 401 votes)
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May 11

Eye Spy…

Date: 24th May 2011

Line: Northern Line

Submitted By: Robert

….with my little eye, something beginning with H. No, not harassment. Give up? It’s one seriously HOT HUNK. And he’s looking right at me – uh oh.

OK new game…it’s called ‘Hide the Sausage’.

Cute but not my type (-68 rating, 345 votes)
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9
May 11

Vested on the Piccadilly Line

Date: Unknown

Line: Piccadilly

Spring is so last season, Summer is definitely on the way. Who could complain about the sun if it means that guys get their muscles out on the tube. He looks like the guy next door with a pinch of Lee from Blue, perhaps it is him on the way to Heathrow airport to represent us in the Eurovision song contest – the next stop is Dusseldorf please mind the gap!

Cute but not my type (+49 rating, 439 votes)
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May 11

Blue-tiful

Blue-tiful

Date: 6th April 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Rico

You may be wondering what’s in the big box on that one passenger’s lap. Well, I can confirm that it is my jaw, which is no longer attached to my face (I’m a distant relative of Jimmy Hill),  courtesy of the explosion of hotness that is happening in the blue vest. In the words of someone distinctly inarticulate:  O.M.F.G.

Cute but not my type (+32 rating, 515 votes)
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Apr 11

Affirmation of Faith

Date: 19th April 2011

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted By: Nation22

Simply, this gent’s chiseled upper arms are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Amen.

Cute but not my type (+372 rating, 642 votes)
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12
Apr 11

Vested Interest

Vested Interest

Date: 10th April 2011

Line: Central Line

Fashion is all about making a statement. The statement clearly being made here, in reference to the neckline of his vest is ‘how low can you go?’.  We don’t see enough of this on the tube.

Cute but not my type (-246 rating, 302 votes)
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Apr 11

The Bicep Brothers

The Bicep Brothers

Date: 03/04/2011

Line: Central Line

Outside a Wifebeaters Anonymous meeting have you ever seen two such well toned sets of upper arm muscle. If only we could arrange an arm-wrestling contest with this TubeCrush favourite.

Cute but not my type (+211 rating, 396 votes)
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