Apr 14

Purple playmate


Date: 11th April 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: LouiseR

When travelling on the underground we often see people who we would love to talk to. In Louise’s case she wanted to take this guy on a play date and see how they got on. Judging by appearances alone we think this beautiful man would make for great company!

Mar 14

Fancy Some Silver Service?


Date: 2nd March 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: Tubewisdom

With his arm held out like a silver platter, we all know which canapés we would help ourselves to if this chap was on offer.

Feb 14

Wrist bandit


Date: 8th February 2014

Line: Bakerloo I

Submitted by: Jimblycat

We love to think of the hot guys we see on the tube as mini stories. This sexy guy has a memory-wristband and we think he had just got back from a hedonistic escape to Thailand* – where they sell such bracelets. How was your trip hottie?


Feb 14

Get your knee out for Tubecrush


Date: 26th January 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Marco

What a wonder pus! This sexy guys look really works – we love his floppy hair and handsome face oh and those amazing go faster stripe shoes. If you happen to see him on the tube again ask him to take you out for a knees up!

Dec 13

Pole Stancer


Date: 7th December 2013

Line: District

Submitted by: Levi

When a man has a striking stance it’s hard not to notice him. This sexy stander is grabbing hold of that pole to steady himself – Are there any volunteers to break his fall should he let go?

Aug 13

Cheeky Grin Ring


Date: 20th August 2013

Line: Overground

Submitted by: Gina

A cheeky grin is all it takes to make a fellow commuters day. This handsome chap is flashing his pearly whites and looks to be having a good old catch up on the phone…. Here’s my number so call me maybe!

Jun 13

Starkers* on the Bakerloo Line


Date: 5th June 2013

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: @DannyBlahBlah

For those people who have been in hibernation and not heard of Game of Thrones, Robb Stark is the King in the North (ern Line), the ruler of the North (London), declared as such by his bannermen and allies after Eddard Stark‘s execution, accept this morning instead of fighting King Joffrey – Actor Richard Madden (can we call him dickie?) fought for a seat in the morning commute. Danny (a loyal Tubecrusher) by hook or by crook did his best to capture a picture of this hunk – hats off to you sir! A truly deserving #Tubecrush.

*Apologies if you were hoping for a naked man pic – there are other sites for that!

May 13

The Central Line Makes Him Cross (Legged)


Date: 23rd May 2013

Line: Central

Submitted by: @jojobathorbs

Can anybody sympathise with this rough around the edges sexy guy? I mean the Central Line is always a nightmare and makes most people quite cross! This commuter candy is however quite easy on the eye so regardless of legs open or legs closed (and balls squashed) he gets our full seal of approval.

May 13

Flys Open Wide


Date: 13th May 2013

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: BaBoy

With his mouth ‘Open wide’ sexy boyo here is lucky that there are no flies deep down on the Viccy Line. That said it wouldn’t only be flies wanting to jump down his throat.

May 13

Bag Hug


Date: 11th May 2013

Line: Jubilee

Submitted by: Brindy

Forget hugging the bag matey, get your ass over here and give me a hug. Well – Bag Hug, Bear Hug its all the same.

May 13

The DFS Sale


Date: 10th May 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Maisy Osborn

That’s right – roll up, to the Sexy Train Guy version of the DFS Sale. You can take advantage of their leather goods with discounts galore and for this weekend only you get free curtains!!!

May 13

Novel Eye Ear


Date: 6th May 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Shy1fx

Get your thinking caps on because this sex bomb is a book worm reading a novel (maybe) he caught his admirers eye and nervously touched his ear. Novel Eye Ear – easy!

Feb 13

Capped and Canned


Date: 12th February 2013

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Georgia

We think Madonna was on to something when she wrote the song Music, it really does make people come together! With his baseball cap on back to front and his DJ quality headphones filling the carriage with a dull but enlightening backing track this yummy boy could have the guys and the girls lined up to make some special requests!

Oct 12

Bank Babe


Date: 29th September, 2012

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Jayne

We love this guys look, leather jacket with military detailing, his cute face and cheeky ‘pondering’ look. We think if he was in a real bank he would definitely be a ‘travellers check’ me out!!!

Aug 12

Off Ground Touch


Date: 3rd August 2012

Line: Overground

Submitted by: @Markylon

Remember primary school and those games you used to play in the playground? Stuck in the mud, IT, 40,40 etc. This handsome Indy type is bringing fun to the commute by playing his very own version of ‘Off-Ground Touch’ when you hear a train announcement you have to not touch the floor. The next game we would like to play with this guy though is definitely Kiss Chase!

Jul 12

6 inch or Footlong


Date: 18th July 2012

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Anna

The poster above is right, you do have a choice. Do you go over and ask for his number or do you Tubecrush him? The only regret Anna had was sitting behind the glass partition and not sitting next to him.

Jun 12

Lil White Tee


Date: 27th May 2012

Line: Northern

Submitted by: EllyF

Sat pondering the next move on Angry Birds this handsome tight fitting T-Shirt traveller looks quite coy. We think that the sneaky peak of his Tattoo on his arm shows us although he may look coy he has a daring side that we would just love to explore!

May 12

Blue Bottoms


Date: 29th April 2012

Line: District

Submitted by: Ange

What a lovely pair of trousers, they certainly make this guy stand out but it’s not although he needs them to get noticed. His handsome face is enough to get the girls attention (well Ange’s at least). You know why they say about the ‘Boys in blue’!

Jan 12

Oh Siri I’m So Fine

Date: 21st January 2012

Line: District Line

Submitted By: WindsorBuoy

Since Apple unveiled their friendly iPhone assistant Siri, reports have surfaced of users attempting to serenade the voice controlled vixen. WindsorBuoy tells us that this handsome fellow started singing to his iPhone in an attempt to win her affections with his own version of Toni Basil’s 80’s hit Mickey. It went something like this “Oh Siri what a pity you don’t understand, I get crushed on the tube when I’m wearing my red pants.”

Nov 11

He was a sk8er boi


Date: 17th November 2011

Line: Bakerloo

Submitted by: Angie

Avril Levine is in for a treat with this guy, an active skate board dude taking a sneaky shortcut through London on the Underground. His T-shirt says “MORE SK8” so he clearly can’t get enough! We kinda wanna take a ride on the back with him.