Sep 14

Strap (hanger) On


Date: 20th July 2014

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: Shazza

Holding on to the grab rail incase some hot piece of ass swipes him off his feet to never be seen again. Shazza said she thought he had a sexy French accent – oui oui j’adore!

Sep 14

Tall, Dark and Nature


Date: 10th September 2014

Line: Overground

Submitted by: JB

Unconfirmed rumours suggest that this sexy chap is a naturist at weekends. He likes nothing better than getting home kicking his shoes off and getting stuck in…. to his book.

Aug 14

Dirty Den What’s?


Date: 28th August 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Mirriam

Look who Mirriam spotted on the Northern line – only one of the most famous TV villains of the UK! Leslie Grantham Not only a villain he also famously got caught on his webinar sucking his finger and showing his…. Ding Dong!

Aug 14

1977 – A good year


Date: 19th August 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Ian

Were not saying that 77 is this guys birth year but we think he looks rather fetching in his calendar themed tshirt. Is that his Mrs on his left? Sorry love we just had to Tubecrush him!

Aug 14

Such perfection


Date: 5th August 2014

Line: Hammersmith and City Line

Submitted by: G*Lycra

This guy absolutely must be a hair model – if he’s not he should be. Such a cute face and nice enough to want to touch hair makes him just so irresistible! But it looks so perfect he might not let you touch him.

Aug 14

The Watchman


Date: 31st July 2014

Line: Circle Line

Submitted by: McStuffins

When women leave the house they say to themselves Purse, Phone, Keys. When boys leave the house it’s Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch. And then when this guy leaves the house he’s like I only need my cute ass and my watch to tell the time!

Jul 14

He’s Not Riddled


Date: 23rd July 2014

Line: Victoria Line

Submitted by: Angela

What is black and white and read all over? This sexy guy of course – apart from not being able to read him with his sunnies on. Hot bod, cute face and good dress sense. Tick,tick,tick!!

Jul 14

Blondie Locks and the three stares


Date: 8th May 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Graceisace

Not exactly the blondest of guys but he sure is handsome. How do you like your porridge? Cool? Warm? or Hot?

Jun 14

Lefty or Righty


Date: 23rd June 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: Matt

Do you have a penchant for a dirty blonde or a preference for mousey brown? Take your pic, these handsome likely lads obey all orders!

Jun 14

Oh I say!!


Date: 13th June 2014

Line: District Line

Submitted by: Maria

You say, they say, we say…. Yes please.

Jun 14

Spread em and lean back


Date: 9th June 2014

Line: District

Submitted by: Barnaby

Ok so this one is slightly out of focus but you can make out his beauty in that sunlight. This floppy haired dream machine is quite used to spreading ’em and even has elbow pads incase he drops to the floor. What the other passengers don’t know is that his fluorescent hold all is actually a travel blow up bed, perfect for when he meets his Tubecrush and well, wants to get to it!!

Jun 14

The Day Watchman


Date: 3rd June 2014

Line: Commuter Train

Submitted by: Reluctant Commuter

With an almost cartoon like concentration on his face, this very handsome man is showing off his best man pout and also his nice guns! With a desperation to cry “What’s the time Mr Wolf”, if you are little red riding hood you had better watch-out!

May 14



Date: 29th May 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: BHeath

Is it us or does this super hot guy look like a super hot super hero? Why this manly stud looks like Thor! Who would like to be his hammer?

May 14

Well Seasoned Meat


Date: 27th May 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Sam

Herbs, spices and a good stock can make for a mean slow cooked hunk of meat. This sexy guy will bring his own salt and pepper!

May 14

Swagger Bagger


Date: 8th May 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Angela

With his sack hanging between his legs and his oh so handsome hair you could mistake this commuter for a model. Well he is a model in hi own right – a model Tubecrush commuter!

May 14

A New Line Up


Date: 2nd May 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Dylan

Are you due an upgrade? Well this sexy model could be the device you have been looking for. He will probably cost you more that £33 though!

May 14

The Green Quilted Looker


Date: 14th May 2014

Line: Victoria

Submitted by: Issy

And we mean Looker! This sexy guy must have exchanged eye contact not directly with Issy but with, well her camera lens when she took this picture. You could look into those handsome dark eyes for hours and hours and hours….. (oops the dinner’s now burnt). Like green quilted jacket guys? You’ll love this one also.

May 14

Fittie Filtered


Date: 8th May 2014

Line: Piccadilly

Submitted by: @Meeejuli

This guy is super hot, his perfectly shaped facial hair and sexy hairstyle make him quite eye catching. We also love the fact that his blue sock is on full display – loving a but of blue on a Sunday we feel he may have matching underwear but guess we will never know!

Apr 14

The Brain in Spain


Date: 19th April 2014

Line: Northern

Submitted by: Dylan

Sits mainly on the train! Well not technically Spain but he could be on his way with that suitcase!

Apr 14

Priority Paper Boy


Date: 24th April 2014

Line: Metropolitan

Submitted by: MrsF

If the metropolitan line had an upper class section then this sexy man would be right on up there. Instead he is sitting in the priority seat reading his paper. Do not disturb him until he arrives at his destination.